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>be me
>14
>kid was held back because retard
>cousin is total tard
>cousin is mad jokester
>everyone loves him
>held back faggot didn't get the fucking memo
>faggot takes my cousins jokes really seriously
>he's threatening to beat the shit out of the kid
>cousin wants to push it to the limit with this fag
>held back faggots starts to wail on my cousin
>I always keep a belt with me for this exact situation
>rip off belt
>wail the kid in the back of the head with buckle
>he is visibly hurt
>he screams that he'll fucking kill me
>panic ensues
>whip the faggot in the head with regular tip
>he's stunned
>cousin pushes the kid foward
>circle of people all yelling around us
>looks like a fucking movie
>the kid turns around to see cousin
>cousin is like a foot smaller than the kid
>like eighty pounds less
>cousin smashes the faggots nose in
>crowd freaks out
>kid falls back
>cousin and I are later suspended
>kid got suspended too
>he will soon return, though
Cont?
>>24541245
>"cont?"
Are you fucking kidding me? Of course,
Little info first
I was in a school in NJ, and had very few friends, so my cousin was really the only kid I would hang out with besides Ian. School was in a sort of small town, and there were few big things happening in the place besides the fight that people expected.
>get back to school
>we were allowed back in after one week, faggot got two
>people now start to respect and fear me
>everyone is talking about what this kid plans to do when he comes back
>I fear what will happen myself
>try to think about how I could avoid being killed
>cousin, our friend ian, and I are sitting at a table for lunch
>two people approach
>they say that they want to help us if he tries to fight us
>one of them is like four feet tall
>still, help is needed
>they say people are talking about how faggot and friends are going to literally kill us
>panic ensues again
>ask him to find out how many people he will have
>time for gang violence
Six days left to construct gang
>cousin is all in with the idea of gang violence
>I'm skeptical
>we had the two new ones go out and find how many people faggot has
>the tell me he'll have twelve
>gonna need a metric shit load to win
>start to recruit
>ask people who faggot bullies
>seems like a good idea
>I got two more
>both weird emo faggots
>I'll take what I can get
>now I have seven
>as I'm leaving school I'm talking with ian
>ian tells me that his gang is going to be only baseball players
>this is now an army of chads vs the betas
>panic ensues once more
>were boned
Property of Chad
Property of Tyrone. #BigBlackCockMatters
>>24541048
>chestlet
ew, he can keep it
>>24541048
>A chestlet roasty that could blow away in the breeze
He can keep her.
Have you guys ever seen a girl so beautiful you start to consider suicide knowing you can't have her?
At the mall the other day I saw what can only be described as an angel who had descended to earth. She had golden, longe, healthy blonde hair, perfect, beautiful white skin, the most gorgeous face I have ever seen, the most gorgeous, healthy body and feminine shape I have ever seen. I have never seen someone even half as beautiful as her. She looked to be about thirteen or fourteen, was in her school dress with a friend. I have to wonder if she even knew just how absolutely gorgeous she was. She was so beautiful she carried a golden aura around her wherever she went, brightening the world around her. I saw many other people looking at her, one disgusting ugly shitskin was among them. This is the sort of girl men go to war and die for. She is the reason we must protect and cherish the white race.
The worst part, I didn't talk to her. And I'll probably never see her again in my life, that angel, that goddess, that beautiful, innocent, feminine, pure aryan beauty.
I really do think sexual attraction is a curse, /r9k/. Don't you?
Although these girls I am posting are gorgeous, the girl I saw was ten times as pretty.
Kek. For all you know she was bleeding out her pussy while you watched her in awe or just finished picking her nose and flicking the booger onto the ground. Stop worshipping other people they're just as gross as everyone else.
I want to strap guys like the OP to a chair clockwork orange style and make them watch footage of women farting and picking their noses.
the girl you saw was a human, not an angel. she has spent at least one day of her life shitting her guts out after eating bad takeaways.
Have any of you robots ever had luck with Tinder?
>>24538013
tinder is part of the botnet too? kuk
>>24538013
>have tinder for 6 months
>not one reply
>feel like shit
>change profile picture to chad
>literally 10 matches per day
>/r9k/ was right
>>24538107
What do you look like Anon?
TT we describe video games and try to guess them
>be a nigger
>your mum gets killed by the bloods
>nigger police kidnaps you
>eventually lets you go and you steal a bike
>go to nigger neighborhood
>find old friends
>old friends turn on you
>kill them
>kill nigger police
>fuck hookers
FUCK i meant ITT
>>24536435
Your game is --GTA: San Andreas
timid young japanese boy occasionally saved by his neglectful mother when losing to bullies his father made him confront
so, who /aloneonThanksgiving/ here?
Anyone in the Bay Area want to come over, play vidya, and not be alone?
>>24536163
Where are you in the Bay Area? Lafayette master race reporting in
you're too far away, robot.
sf bay area? I have family plans for thanksgiving, but may be able to come around the day after with a little booze, weed and maybe some leftovers. depends on when I get my paycheck
Post your sexual fantasies. Most illicit fantasy wins my approval and leaves with a sense of pride.
>>24535155
I want a hug from a qt girl.
but don't tell anyone okay?
>>24535155
I masturbate to the thought of having sex with my female neighbors, and my crush coming in towards the end as a special surprise
>>24535155
just want someone to hug really tight when i sleep, wish i could wake up to see her watching me and smiling
this is all i want a life
>tfw gf finally but I still have sad & want to kill myself
you lied to me robots
>>24546817
Give her to me.
I'll even let you watch sometimes
That's life anon, love is just a meme that exists so you make lots of babies and look after them. you will stay sad till you finally have the balls to kill yourself :)
>tfw gf now too and not sad and suicidal at all
>literally all my problems went away
you got a stale gf anon
I'VE GOT
THE
POWERS
THAT
B
RUNNIN
THRU
MEEEEE
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS
OH
MY
GOD
BITCH
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worshipLight 10 to strong 9.
IT GOES
>IT GOES
IT GOES
>IT GOES
IT GOES
>IT GOES
IT GOES
>IT GOES
IT GOES
>IT GOES
IT GOES
>IT GOES
IT GOES
>IT GOES
GUILLOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
EUGHSEUIOGHU
>>24546608
When you come out your shit is gone biatch
My head looks like a slight variant of King Tut's
Should I end it?
>>24546542
Someone in your lineage participated in WINCEST. You're literally a result of that.
>>24546542
Reptilian overlord pls go
Nah everyone has imperfections. Just hide it the best you can with your hair.
Why is /pol/ such a shit-hole full of edgy try-hards hating on things all day ?
They're not, you are.
I never got the /pol/ hate
why hate on somebody just because they don't like jews and blacks?
if they don't like jews and blacks that's their own business, why do you have to make countless threads on /r9k/ complaining about someone just going about their day while racist
you people are seriously obsessed
>>24545992
>edgy
>le try-hards
Back to reddit you fucking fat smelly asshole
>Be Me
>Never masturbated in my life
>Always thought it was weird, and not 'Lady-like' I guess.
>Family always taught me that it was bad to be a 'slut'. And only 'Sluts' masturbate.
>But now that i'm 18 I want to try it.
I don't want to watch porn to show how to do it because I'm afraid it's inaccurate.
>fuck
>>24545945
you know when I first tugged on my todger, I hadn't ever seen any porn in my life.
maybe you could livestream it and we can give useful suggestions, OP?
>>24545985
What a great idea, I would also be happy to help Op
Lay on bed.
Stick hands in your underwear.
Start rubbing your cooter.
Rub it some more.
Think dirty things.
Congrats you are masturbating.
Keep doing it until you cum. You will know when....
>weakest manlet on the show gets the hottest girl in the show
Only in 2D does this happen.
Happens a lot IRL as well.
>>24545745
I used to wonder how.
Hes got a big wallet.
i bet krillin was packin a massive wang
>protagonist with no name or identity so you can't relate to him
>edgy ultra violence
>tons of tryhard scenes of driving at night through some edgy looking city
>generic mafia/crime drama shit
>"dawwwwwwwwww, he loves da girl and her kid but can't be wit em"
>cinematography trying to make the movie look like a dream but instead it looks like edgelord city at night shit
How the fuck can people seriously call this a good movie? You want a good movie with driving scenes, watch Rush Hour series or some shit, least those don't get clogged up with pretentious bullshit.
TOO DEEP FOR YOU?
Normalfags can't understand
>>24545501
How To Spot a Normie 101: He Doesn't Like Drive
>"I think you're trying too hard to be funny, anon"
Wish I could say the same about your entire gender you chink bitch probably put more effort into making your stupid hair look effortless than your personality or goals in life god forbid you try you flat chested tits growing out of your stomach slope cunt
>>24545486
well maybe you are. we all know these people, keep yapping thinking they're the shit but they're not funny at all and everyone is just rolling their inner eyes at them.
i never say anything because i know i'm not funny; still don't know which one is better
This one hits close to heart. I wasn't even trying to be funny, damnit.
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