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ITT: we rate and judge eachother by our desktops
No clean up edition, keep it as is.
Phone one, my PC is off
she is love
i had to block out my real name...
A safe space for blacks to vent about whats on their minds without having to be called the "N" word every two seconds.
Whats bothering you, fellow black bots? I'll start.
>Be Thanksgiving.
>FUUUUUUUCK
>Loud ass black family coming over.
>Double fuck
>They're already putting on the loud ass jazz & 70s rock music since most my fami is old and into that classic shit.
>Just waiting for the "girlfriend" and "school" questions. Can't wait to fucking disappoint everyone.
>Having to sit and eat in front of other people.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24547238
>mfw this is the third fucking "black feels" thread.
Are you trying to make a new /britfeels/ thing, OP?
Try not making it so fucking obvious.
>>24547238
Why is it that every fucking time these threads are made, they're flooded with racist /pol/ trolls?
Why can't they just leave us the fuck alone? Blacks are people too for fucks sake.
>1 IP (2, cos of me)
"Long time, no see, anon. Whatcha been up to? Have a seat."
>>24546740
These threads need a fresh new take, they're getting stale OP
>>24546740
Some of those people look actually nice.
>>24546740
>mfw im the life of thanksgiving
>GF convinces me to have a threesome
>Her and her guy friend
>She fucks him and ignores me. When I try to get in on her, he blocks me.
>Afterward tells me how she feels so 'close' to me.
Never have a 3some w your GF and another guy, its a fucking trap.
>>24546148
Well no shit kek boy, why would you agree to let another man touch her in the first place even if you were in on the action? If she even asks for this, you dump her slut ass.
Have a mff threesome and do the same thing to her
>>24546175
mff they ignore you too
Do you guys like femanons?
They're kinda cute.
Is this femanon thing a new meme or something?
>>24546113
no all women can go fuck themselves.
>cute
like I wall fall for such manipulation tactic.
shes cute, CUTE
I SAY
>ugly "forever alone" women describe their tortuous, pointless lives
>completely fail to understand that they're describing the life of the average man
>anything short of getting everything handed to them is "pointless"
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/3rfn57/life_isnt_worth_living_as_an_ugly_woman/
The levels of entitlement is astounding.
>>24545025
It's like looking in the mirror. Isn't it fellow robot?
>>24546302
No.
I don't equate not receiving undeserved affirmative action with pointlessly existing.
They are describing the lives of 90% of men.
>>24546422
Idk anon, why not prey on their weaknesses. Exploit them like they exploit us.
Get in here my lovely keks and kekettes.
Reporting in for duty.
to the anon that told me to stop making shit decisions then promptly disconnected:
wat
>>24543486
smug man chad here, just to say that delicious is a cuc.k and raccoon hat man is a cha.d
>no more rose threads on /r9k/
what went wrong?
Because rose is super ugly ?
Oh boy am I tired of seeing that retarded bitch's face.
IT'S HAPPENINNNG!!
CAN'T ROAST THE ROSE
Made this thread a couple days ago but didn't bother to explain.
This is called a "beauty cut". They remove your ridged band, all your innner foreskin, basically all of your frenuluar area, and stitch your shaft skin into the corona/sulcus of your glans.
It's called a "beauty cut" because it doesn't leave you with a two-toned shaft.
>>24540109
Absolutely disgusting. And here I was, thinking that my normal low cut was bad.
>>24540137
I had phimosis when I was a kid and instead of trying something else first, like betamethasone cream or preputioplasty surgery, the doctor went straight for this.
Masturbation has always been inordinately difficult. I can't feel oral sex. Hand jobs literally felt like the girl was pulling my penis off because the skin doesn't move, at all.
>>24540109
This shit is seriously fucked up. I'd definitely kill myself if that happened to me. My mutilation is bad enough and it already destroyed my life before it even had a fucking chance to start I can't even imagine what that would be like
inb4 some faggot normie comes in and claims circumcision doesn't ruin people
Why not get yourself a qt black gf?
>>24537793
because most of them don't look like her
qt black girls are 1/100th the amount of actual black girls. Skin color doesn't bother me when dating, but I want majority west european/east asian genetics. Everything else is SHIT
>be a black girl
>just wants a qt bf who lives near by me
>consoles me when I've embarrassed myself for the 2000th time
>snuggle up and sleep with me every night
>wears matching pajamas
How does this poem make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU
>>24516224
insecure outta 10
Nah, I'm not giving this slut a view. I'll wait for someone to write the whole thing.
>>24516254
I did it for you. It's just "wahh people call me a slut but I did it for you the whole time!"
>at mall
>walk into random knick-knack & novelty store
>faggot cashier hits you with one of these things
god dammit
i always wanted one of those things
>>24553832
sue for criminal assault
>>24553875
I have a big yellow one.
>mfw firing at stray cats and small dogs
So I had a stranger texting me desperate for sex.
They didn't even mind when I told them I had a small dick.
I mostly ended up talking about my cat. And various colors I enjoy.
>Could be a murderer
>I'm drunk lets not decide anything
>I don't want to be a fag yet
was it a random text on your phone?
>>24553547
Yes, they were looking for someone else apparently. I said no I am anon. They got thirsty. I talked about my cat.
>>24553525
Is he cute?
Are you cute?
>Pepe
>2015
FUCKING NORMIES APPROPRIATING OUR MEMES.
how is pepe pronounced?
>>24553357
>normies stole Shark from /sp/
>>24553427
like meme but with ps :^)
Name your addictions:
>Porn
>Fast food
>Lifting
>Mums baking
>WoW
Cigarettes, coffee, food with lots of minerals and enzymes.
>>24553212
>Fat Free milk
>Mountain Dew Voltage
>fapping (mostly vore)
>Hunger Games RP
>Fallout 4
>4chan
