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Who /coolgirlfriend/ here?
>girlfriend doesn't care about geek shit and only wants to see the new star wars to support the black dude
>doesn't care about sports
>doesn't like doing outdoorsy shit/playing sports
nah she's lame
Women turn memes into a tool of determining acceptance, like if you get the meme you are included in their sphere.
It kills the spirit of memeing and especially pepe
>having a meme spouting gf
>You are a late bloomer
I wouldn't be a late bloomer if I wasn't raised by a immature single mom.
>blaming someone else for your own failure
>>24552974
>b-but it's my mom's fault
Sure thing.
Why would you blame your mom for that?
>be at Thanksgiving dinner
>one 4 year-old is watching something on a iPad
>get depressed thinking about how more and more families in the US raise their children with surrogate electronics instead of interacting with them through books and toys
What will this world look like in 20 years
>tfw brother and I raised on books and toys instead of actual interaction
>both autistic as fuck
>bad parents will always be bad parents
>be at All-Hallowes Eve Dining Event with The Family
>one 4 year-old Boy is Reading a Booke
>get Depressed thinking about how More and More Families in the 13 Colonies Raise their Children with Surrogate Bookes and Toyes instead of interacting with them through Religion
What will this World look like in 20 years
>>24553009
>what will this World look like in 300 years
>being non-white on 4chan
Are you lost?
>desperately trying to find a way to feel superior to others just to ease the pain of your own existence
But Hispanics are white ;^)
>going on a website owned by a nonwhite
Worst thanksgiving of my fucking life
>None of my male cousins were there
>One of them got into a car crash last night and is in the hospital, might die
>Found out one of my uncles is a drug addict
>Grandpa is getting worse and probably needs to go to a home, forgetting everything
>Turkey wasn't even that good
>Worst of all, I went to a football game in the mourning with my best friend and his family, and had a great time for once in my path
Ruined a great day. Knew I should have stayed home. Fucking normies
>>24552493
>>Found out one of my uncles is a drug addict
What drug anon?
>>24552508
Not sure, he goes to a methadone clinic. Too fucking mad to even google.
>>24552543
Oh well at least it's over now anon.
How is your life otherwise?
What do you guys think of the epic maymay my little sister drew? :^)
It's good,
Rape her as a reward.
Yeah this warrants sex desu.
>"There is nothing more empyrean than the carnal union of brother and sister"
-Zoroastrian Avesta
>>24552435
hug her or cuddle her post reaction
also rape her and post pics
For all we know, tens of robots could an hero every year, but we would never know about it because we're all anonymous.
I honestly think that's for the best because if I ever knew one of you an gone over the edge it would affect me, and for all I know it probably happens several times a month.
The suicide rate on 4chan has to be pretty high
I'm going to make a post when I do it, to show you guys that we don't need to live in this world and be slaves to our evil survival instincts any longer.
>>24552920
>evil
I bet you think eating meat is wrong
>Well, well, anon, look who's finally showed up for dinner!
>>24552291
B-bane?
>>24552291
Jokes on you all my family just left, lel
>>24552309
CRASHING THIS DINNERWITH NO LEFTOVERS
Making it because anon was anxious edition
you're a saint OP
>>24552233
what's everyone up to on this fine eve?
>>24552421
Admiring OP's triple dubs tbphwyf
How fucked am I?
The past couple months I havn't been able to achieve the good feeling that usually comes with cumming. I don't feel anything and it's driving me insane. I only jerk of every other day in the hopes of things going back to normal, but nothing... Should I see a doctor?
>>24552224
Try going on a nofap for a week or so. I've never heard of that happening though, and I jack of at least once a day, usually more. I don't even think I can go to sleep without masturbating first anymore.
Take a break from fapping/porn
>>24552250
I'm thinking it might be a psychological thing and I feel like i've tried everything, already tried taking a break, but it didn't help.
2D GIRLS ARE VASTLY SUPERIOR TO 3D TRASH
>>24552198
This is true to be honest family.
anyone that disagrees is just a fucking jew.
Whether this is true or not, why does it matter? 2D girls are cute, I'd still bond with a 3D girl with a personality I can personally appreciate if such a chance arose
>>24552276
That's because you're a kek
I just come home from a date with a 27yo female virgin.
You made me believe that didn't exist.
She's lying to you.
If not, then she's ugly as fuck.
>>24552139
But I've told you many times that my sister is a 27 year old virgin, senpai.
>>24552139
the only way to confirm her virginity is to teach the hymen yourself
and even then there's such thing as hymen reconstruction surgery
no normie whore woman is a virgin past the age of 18
I am a 21 years old kissless virgin, I have no friends, no job, I don't even have a high school diploma, and I still live with my parents.
I feel like killing people.
Will I fit in here?
>>24552025
/r9k/ is experiencing a virgin shortage, so yeah, you'll do, but you seem a lil bit edgy.
>>24552025
Welcome to the pit anon.
Also, fuck you newfag.
>>24552025
No
You're about 2 years too late
Why aren't you in the living room socializing with your family?
They left for the night, Austin.
>>24551996
yea lets talk about how i am still a friendless loser
dinners not for 10 minutes, do I have time to fap?
Why do 99% of people not pursue their passions and do what they love?
id love to suck on them flat titties ill tell you that much buddy
But it's illegal
it all leads back to monies
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