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What are you having for thanksgiving dinner Robots?
My families having Ham, Jalepeno cornbread with real corn in it, Mashed Potatos and green beans covered in almonds.
It's just me my mom and my dad
cereal and a cliff bar
>>24548367
What kind of cereal though?
>>24548367
haha loner poorfag
Thanksgiving celebrates the genocide of native peoples by the white patriarchy
>>24548273
Sounds fantastic desu, genocide of shitskins by superior white males is something that we need more of
Then let us celebrate.
That's why it's great though.
How's your Thanksgiving robots?
>>24548169
im british
fuck off
>>24548169
I don't understand what half of this means
>>24548230
then don't post, dummy
>>24548230
Fuck off teaboy
god save this cock from being shoved down your throat
Does anyone here legitimately have autism?
No, I still mine!
>>24548124
I have PDD-NOS. Does that count?
>>24549080
I would have to say so. Do you wear sweatpants with the pockets sewn shut so you don't fap in public?
>she has acne
>she isn't republican
>>24548141
>she isnt racist
>you think her imperfections are cute
>2015
>not smoking cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, mentally retarded or both?
>b-but it will kill you
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?
>you get addicted!!!
No you won't if you are not an underage b& and smoke in moderation.
>IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY!!!
Who's telling you should smoke a pack a day you fucking moron?
horrible post. were you even thinking?
>still thinks smoking is cool
how is 8th grade anon?
>>24548114
>not smoking cigarettes
Which traits, activities, behaviors do you consider feminine? Also, which are shit?
>>24548065
>behaviors do you consider feminine?
Long hair, chastity, kindness, nurturing,
>Also, which are shit?
Promiscuity
shit:
short hair
tattoos
any piercings except ears
unnatural colored hair
good:
dresses modestly
self aware
dont post iu here you IDIOT
FEMBOTS
>you're sitting alone at a table when you see this guy tilt his head around, checking you out
what do?
assume he's joking and ignore him
I've had a Tyrone mockingly call me sexy before
>>24548047
kill yourself you pathetic loser. go donate to your twitch camwhores
>>24548162
ugly detected. Don't get mad at me for your parents shitting out a subhuman nu-male
>cute girl on okcupid messages me
>she is cute AND sophisticated
>fucking finally
>wait what's that
>"I'm an MtF trans* woman, if you have a problem with that, please move on."
>drop her because of std phobia
Life is unfair
What is std phobia? What are you scared of anon? Genuinely curious.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lIiT7t7hMp
>>24547745
>her>implying std phobia was the reason
>sorry all full, but you can sit at the kids table, anon
>>24547713
But it looks likes all the seats are taken here
>>24547713
"I just wanted to ask where all the men have gone? The beer is getting warm and we need to get rid of it right now."
>>24547767
>men? It 2020, have you not had your sex change yet?
Is it just me or has the quality of the porn posted to the major streaming sites taken a huge nosedive in the last few weeks?
what's the deal, have they started aggressively enforcing copyright or something
I've noticed this too, good to know I'm not imagining things
>>24547681
My god. How sad is your life if this is a genuine complaint for you?
I haven't noticed anything, maybe you're just going to shitty sites
what's the best fruit and why is it banana? nothing even comes close.
>orangebros welcome
>special snowflakes get out
>>24547645
oh shit homie you got the wrong fruit
I want to carve a lifelike face into a banana and then carefully insert it in my pussy so that it melts and mushes up inside me.
I want to absorb a banana soul with my pussy. Mine forever.
I think it's pretty clear that strawberries are the best.
Come on other fruits. Are you even trying?
What have you been dreaming about lately, /r9k/?
Do you keep a dream journal?
Do you lucid dream often? What are they normally about?
Dream started in a Catholic church, friends and family were around me. Then the priest started to began anointing of the sick. My family and friends all looked at me and started pushing me to the front to get blessed as I whispered to them I was not sick. I then had to kneel with a bunch of dying people and had oil washed over my head. It was not a nightmare but I didn't enjoy it in the slightest.
>What have you been dreaming about lately, /r9k/?
Last night I woke up freaked out because I felt something hitting my face, like someone's coat.
I freaked out, jumped up and smashed the light switch.
The light momentarily flashed and then the bulb burned out.
Legitimately scared I loudly said "you've got to be fucking kidding me".
Then I realized my blanked had folded weirdly and fallen onto my face, and the lamp wasn't burned out, but I accidentally flipped the switch back to halfway off.
This was a rare occasion, and I actually enjoyed it, because it was the most interesting thing that happened all week.
I rarely dream. I prefer it this way.
My last realistic dream before this one involved sex and occurred weeks ago. It was also pretty enjoyable.
Last night I had a very autistic dream.
I have an obsession with model planes and I was at a craft store and it was about to close but I couldnt pick the plane I wanted and I kept trying to stall them from closing as I made up my mind
Happy thanksgiving robots. also eggman appreciation thread
>>24547523
I fucking hate eggman stupid fag Chad
Doesn't having Thanksgiving so close to December kinda cheapen Christmas? I don't know how you Americans handle it.
>>24547523
Kill yourself eggfag
>tfw spending another holiday alone
So what are you doing, robots?
>move to another state for university
>sister's wedding was two weeks ago
>can only afford to fly to either thanksgiving or the wedding
>choose the latter
I'm sick so just laying in bed browsing arcanine, texting family and friends to let them know I love and miss them and I was playing NBA 2K15 but got bored.
No other games I'm really interested in playing and I can't torrent on this school's internet
>>24547474
Playing VIDEO GAMES! Would recommend/10.
>>24547518
>I can't torrent on this school's internet
Just VPN it.
![SllsVYo[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/rkBJRWX.jpg "SllsVYo[1]")
