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Be honest, what would you chose.
A qt loyal gf who never cheats and loves you but you'd have to wageslave forever in a warehouse paid 10$/h 40h.week
OR
never have to wageslave and be a NEET with a rent-free parent's basement and an extra 700$ autismbux the rest of your life but no gf that loves, ever.
What do you chose?
>>24535934
>A qt loyal gf who never cheats and loves you
I've given up on relationships because the risk is too high. If such a thing was possible I'd accept low-pay wageslavery as a sacrifice.
Suicide is the only option.
>>24535934
Red one please.
The truth is better than happiness.
Who else here hates driving?
I hate driving in the snow and of course it snows five months a year where I live so fuck me.
>>24534486
>Woman detected
I have a penis and love driving
>>24534510
I live in Australia and i have to drive down roo infested roads at night a few times a week. I fucking hate it.
Normies on youtube that you kinda enjoy
>uberhaxornova
>all the other creatures are shit.
>inb4 normalfag reee yadda ree yadda ree
>>24534403
>Vinesauce
>JonTron
Reddit tier:
>H3H3productions
Game Grumps, Vinesauce, The Creatures, Cr1TiKaL
>>24534403Which Creature is the cutest anon :3c ?
Vsauce, Philip DeFranco, and Hodgetwins
>The Subway girl memorized your order and asks you if you want "the usual".
She made my face turn red and now it looks like I have to find myself a new subway to go to now. Anyone else know that feel?
This moment is brought to you by
Subway: Eat Fresh
Is she qt?
Make this into something positive
No because all my Subways are ran by Indians who don't even know how to make a fucking chicken parma sub because "it was taken off the menu"
>tfw other girls never understand my taste in men
>tfw never have to worry about competition for my type of guy
Fine, I'll be the faggot who asks. What might your type be?
What IS your type of guy?
>all the other girls think that shy qt virgin boys are gross and pathetic, only want chad
>more for me
feels good
4chan nostalgia
rare longcat thread
I have none so stock image
ok haha
nice meme op
where ya get it, the MEME shop? haha
wow this is a great thread
All it takes is a big penis and the walls come tumbling down
>>24541859
True. The one with rosacea or some shit is cuter.
>>24541886
Neither.
>One in the back is a lardwhale, she doesn't even carry weight well like some attractive fat asses
>One in front has a face rounder then a coin and flat as fuck
>>24541910
No, flat-face is qt.
> mid 20s and rapidly balding
It just gets worse and worse every month
>w-women age like milk and men age like wine!
>>24541332
>mid 20s
>can't afford all the haircuts I need to keep my thick hair from burying my head
lmaoing @ your life
Buzz cut you fucking faggot
Doctor PaveI, I'm ClA
>>24541028
>mfw I dont get to bring friends
He wasn't alone
>>24541747
Get these hotheads outta here, they aren't getting on my plaen
Hold on robots, the glorious waifu age will come soon enough.
>>24540864
What's great about VR is that you can change the character model to whatever character you want with a little coding. At least I know what my future will be
What will be better?
HTC Vive or Oculus Rift?
I tried playing HuniePop on a whim tonight. I wasn't expecting anything from it, but I ended up playing it for around 6 hours straight because of its addictive gameplay. But it left me wanting more, because the social interaction with each of the anime girls to choose from is pretty simple. I don't even want VR for the porn games, I want it so I can play the dating sims and have conversations with virtual women. I know it's all just an illusion, but real life is just an illusion as well, so none of that bothers me. I just want to be with my waifu.
My dog is dead /r9k/.
how the fuck do I cope with that ?
He was 14, I am 21, he was my best friend, I don't have anyone else.
What do you mean how do you cope with it? Your dog died, get over it.
get gf
Get another dog without complicating the situation any further. Get a cat too if possible.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.brobible.com/life/article/hot-med-student-becomes-sugar-baby/
the kicker is that even when this disgusting used up whore wants to have children, there will be a line of cvcks trying to prove they're good enough for her.
SHE'S A VICTIM!
What a strong woman.
I am a roastie ama???
Also I'm v very drunk
>>24540441
What's your best anime?
>>24540473
Oh you fucking omega, you fell for it
that feel when so socially deficient you have no idea how to start to get your life back together again.
that feel when you honestly want to get better, you're tired of the way youre living but have no clue how to act.
The things everyone else was learning in junior high or highschool about life you never learned.
You have no idea what to say to people, no idea what anything costs, no idea how society works.
that feel when you are self aware of your terrible situation.
That feel when normal people cannot comprehend what its like to not know how to do anything, to be so incompetent that you literally have no clue what to do or live like a normal adult, the things they learned subconsciously as they grew up, you never ever learned.
Just remember your parents are partly to blame for not teaching you how society works. I don't even have a bank account.
I have no friends, no job and haven't left the house in over a year. Know how you feel.
That feel when you know what has to be done, but you have no faith in yourself.
Halp pls what say
>>24540376
you should say "ahoy hoy"
i give you my seal of approval that she will let you smash her box
Ask her if she wants a pony
The fantasy is ruined because I thought I'd have a hot wife to produce a decent looking daughter
