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Oh hey there neet. You know what tomorrow is right? Are you ready to be dragged to dinner? Or have random people in your house while your parents send strange people to visit your room?
Enjoy Neetkuck!
>>24537346
Nope. I'm a wagelord just like you. Are you gonna enjoy thanksgiving? I know I am. I just love seeing all these NEETies getting mad because they have to deal with their families.
>You know what tomorrow is right?
Friday?
>>24537374
Yeah man, i'm going to see some people I love that I haven't seen in over a year! I'm currently on a bulk and looking forward to eating a lot of food.
This is basically the worst day of the year for a NEET.
>tfw be NEET in Canada
>see wagecuks freezing their asses off going to labor every morning at 6am and unburying their cars from from 2 feet of snow
>be comfy and warm inside watching from the window and laughing at them crawling like cockroached in painful cold
Toronto? Let's go to a timmies together some morning and laugh at the wagekeks together
Neetbux in Canada is shit. What do you get, like a maximum of 1k?
>>24537370
Lol imagine this though. Two NEETs with the social skills of a wet fish due to constant isolation memeing at each other until it goes silent and awkward.
>'B-BYE'
>'y-you too'
Reddit frequenter here just dropping by to let you guys know that I find this board to be an absolutely abohorrent mediocre pity party hugbox.
THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU
I REPEAT THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU MUST ADAPT TO THE WORLD. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY FEMALES ACT AND YOU WANT A GIRLFRIEND, THEN CHANGE YOURSELF BECAUSE FEMALES ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE FOR YOU.
I'm 5'4, a Brony, I'm slightly overweight(240lbs), and I've had 4 different sexual partners and I'm here to help you do the same!
I'm here to answer any questions you may have, ask away!
Le redditor brother I salute you.
>>24537165
Stop lying anon
>>24537165
Reddit masterrace
I like coming here because these miserable sad kucks make me feel better about myself
What are some good feels song? Preferably no normie shit about breaking up with a gf but something in the "creep" vein
>>24537050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
i didn't read your post but this slaps
Passing Through a Screen Door, by the wonder years
>>24537050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAuEb9L_Kvg
Sorry anon, let's just remain friends.
>>24537015
ok tell me when you need a helping hand
>>24537015
Bullet status: Dodged
Find someone else to wipe your ass.
>>24537015
costs an arm and a leg for a friend these days
>mfw i dont know m y right from my left
pls reespond
left is this way <
right is this way buddy >
>>24536943
Left vs right is an opinion thing anon. It's all about perception.
There is no right or wrong answer to what is right and what is left.
Don't believe all the bullshit they taught you in school.
Stay strong /b/ro
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total of $242, estimated to be $257 after tax
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Is this the best I can do? I'm sorry that it's all on amazon. I'm using my amazon credit and have no choice. Everything has to be from Amazon. I already have a spare 500GB HDD to use until I get extra cash for an SSD. I want this PC to last 4 years. I don't play too many video games but it's nice to be able to handle one.
Logical Increments son, use that site.
>>24536778
windows 10 right? free.
wheres your power supply u noob
no job for years, no highschool diploma, telling parents im going to ged classes but im not. the neet life is scary and lonely how do I make it better ( no suicide pls )
Hard work, self belief and planning.
>>24536715
idk man, NEEThood is pretty shit without loads of cash. I'd suggest maybe studying something and applying for jobs but i do that already and dont get anywhere.
I cannot hold a job for shit. I always quit without warning and now I can't get a fucking job because they contact my previous employers. the fact thatI don't even have an 11th grade education usually makes these people puke in their mouths and tell me to fuck right off
What is the proper way of living?
>>24536451
just like your image
be a lone rider and don't give a single fuck
living like larry
>>24536451
Atlanta trap swag
Remember this semen demon r9k?
Summerchan
Insert cock into mouthpussy
Yea I rember her. Never put anything in her ass though. That was a let down.
>>24536380
lips look like a horse pussy
>stare at computer all day
>2301 unread emails
>2302 unread emails
>new email
>mark as spam
>it wasn't spam
>Sister brings over her normie friends
>having a conversation with my dad
>sisters stacy slut friend says "what?" because she thinks she deserves acknowledgement or something
>say "I wasnt talking to you" as maliciously as i can
>she gets really defensive and insecure
Hope she gets in a car crash
>Tell interesting mischief stores on /r9k/
>They aren't even true
>pull up to red light
>"no right turn on red" sign
>turn right
WelIl is it true?
Niggers are most likely to rape women
this is irony right?
>Dumb niggers want to continue being dumb niggers
>talking to a 15 year old
>just fell in love
>>24536034
I hear your type are treated well in prison.
why are you falling in love? just looks or something more?
>>24536055
I don't want anything sexual
>>24536060
Shes cute and sweet
>tfw you weren't invited to your family thanksgiving dinner again
>>24536011
there's always next year
>>24536011
let me guess, you molested one of them
tsk tsk op
>>24536011
>>24536064
was it worth it tho :6) ?
why is she humping a pillow?
>>24536020
Why are you fucking your mattress
>>24536020
because she wants a chubby boyfriend with a big belly, and he should be smart but lazy
>>24535961
sauce now plx
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