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Robots, whats wrong with me? I smoked cigarettes for a while and i easily quit that, havent looked back since then. I have been smoking weed for a couple months now and i cannot quit smoking it, to the point that all i do when not high is waste time until i can get high again. Im currently broke as fuck and havent smoked any proper bud for the last week or so and its literally driving me crazy.
I am afraid that its only going to get worse.
I smoke weed before and after work every day because it alleviates my over thinking and loneliness. Won't stop until I have a good reason.
>>24532073
At least you can afford it. Im 18 now, i have been NEET for a year now because of mental issues, starting school again and my parents have been extremely tight on money after they noticed that i have been smoking. Cant get a job either because school takes up way too much time.
Weed is pretty much the only thing i enjoy and its out of reach for me most of the time.
I smoked weed every single day for 6 years, when I wasnt high I'd just lie down feeling sorry for myself until my dealer finished work and I could pick up. I've been quit for over a year now and it fucks with my brain if i even take one drag now.
You need to break the habit, move somewhere you cant smoke up and cut contact with your dealer.
What's your favorite non-pornographic video clip that's less than 5 minutes long?
>>24531995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmpl4JnDdA
good angles, no nonsense
That scene from The Office (i think) where the chick grinds the guys dick in the closet
rock hard every time
>>24532009
thats peep show
also op, whats the sauce on the tits?
Anyone know what happened to the dog last night that was going to put down for biting the dads hand can we keep this thread up in hopes the guy who posted last night sees this and has good news about the dog would really like to know thanks.
pic not related it's my dog.
>>24531989
Dog thread until he shows?
Here's my pup.
You have a beautiful dog OP
>>24532005
nice doggo friend :) a dog thread sounds good until he shows up.
>>24532012
thank you very much.
Stop with your hate and misogyny, this is your third and last warning, there will be consequences.
>>24531975
women are basically onaholes with legs.
the current state of "Anonymous" just proves how cancerous legion faggots are
>>24531998
>>24532003
This is your last warning. If you don't stop I'll do something!
Who here /introducingtheirfamilyto4chan/?
I decided I needed to show my family what I spend most of my time doing, so I gathered them all in the living room telling them I wanted to show them something. I told them it was the website I have been spending a lot of my time on for past few years.
"It's called 4chan.org"
My brother piped up saying "Isn't that a gore website?" I laughed and told him no, saying it's an adult oriented image board for many types of people with many different hobbies, and that the random board, /b/, was the board he was thinking of, as that is the board that the site gets a lot of its reputation from.
I went on to show them all of the different boards and said that there should be a board that everyone should find interest in. When I got to /r9k/, I told them that it is the board that I frequent the most, and that's it's mainly for introverted people like me.
After finishing with the boards, I went on to teach them 4chan lingo and memes, such as 4chan's definition of "autism," "mfw," "tfw," "normies," "REEE," Pepe, Wojak, etc.
I also told them to go read some articles about 4chan on Wikipedia, KnowYourMeme, and maybe EncyclopediaDramatica to learn a little more about 4chan history and culture.
Finally, after teaching them the basics, I sent them off telling them to read up and to give some boards a browse whenever they have time to see what they think.
I feel it went generally well, and hope to see the results of efforts soon. Has anyone else done anything like this?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU FUCKIMGG NIGGER SHIT SLIME FUCK YOU
OP are you literally autistic?
NEW COPYPASTA
who /badacne/ here
I'm not sure whats wrong with me, but it's more like blood in my pores, and not puss. I just keep picking at some zits but that just leads to bleeding.
>>24531841
Wash your face and worry less about stuff, stress causes acne
Alright, if that's you I'm going to give you the best advice anyone on God's green earth can tell you. Kill yourself. No, I'm not memeing or just being a dick. You will legitimately never have any meaningful relationships with the opposite sex outside your family. Women are mentally incapable of looking past your condition.
You'll even be hard pressed to find men that will want to hang around you in public. There's no way out of this but one. You know what you need to do.
>>24531841
holy fuck
that's some seriously nasty shit
thanks for making me feel better about my light acne
Pic related was mine from a few nights ago.
Tonight I'm having Wendy's I'll post a pic when I get back home with it.
So what have you been eating today/recently.
Have any pics?
my mum just made some onion soup, so I'll be having that. no pics though, my camera is shit
i just put a hot dog in the microwave, then i ate it. It was pretty good.
Making some seasoned pork with rice and onions tonight
Let's find out
http://strawpoll.me/6103233
>>24531673
hgnnn, this is my fetish
>>24531688
what exactly?
>>24531694
uhh, the subject of the strawpoll
This is a weird thread that will get no replies
ITT post something that gives you nostalgia that no one else seems to share or understand. Post something that makes you remember some bygone era of your youth.
For me it's Day of Defeat, and wanting to be Clone Rizzo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dF0rFaFA8U
I watched this vid a thousand times when I was a teenager, and sunk thousands of hours into that game. No one even remembers original DoD.
No one will ever feel the way I do when I watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWtsb84gfhE
>>24531672
"IT'S A NEW LAP RECORD!"
"YEAH! I WON! I WON!"
"They come to my shop, they don't wanna buy, why nobody buy? deezzzzz"
"Mmmmmm mhhhmmmh"
Very few will remember this.
>>24531727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VMkpMdYeoo#t=4m55s
Fuck I miss DOD :(
I need help improving my degenerate filters. Sick of seeing multiple threads on the main page every time I come to this board. It didn't used to be like this. Sure, there was a lot of relationshit but the homoposting has never been so rampant.
You've got a couple duplicates you can get rid of. At least 2 gay then trans just keep the first one at Tran* since that'll get both.
>>24531656
>filtering "pepe" and "tendie"
>>24531656
hi i copied your list, but i still see the thread with the girl with the penis, what gives?
Okay /r9k/ wont let me fucking quote from the article because some of it non -ASSKEY or whatever... So I'm being lazy, here is the article.
TL:DR: Cunt makes fun of Star Wars and pulls the "cyber bullying" routine.
Last time I check, unprovoked calling people nerds is what bullies do.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/25/fox-news-star-wars
>>24531500
why would anyone go watch that shit anyway. you're better off watching vids from blacked.com if you want interracial porn
they sent her death threats, which is illegal and also idiotic. I agree that she's 100% a dumb cunt but she has a right to express her flimsy and malformed opinions without people threatening to kill her. I think the fact that there are grown humans this autistic over a disney franchise is pretty cringeworthy.
>>24531634
>she has a right to express her flimsy and malformed opinions without people threatening to kill her
>a woman
>that is wrong
>agreed with her having rights
>tfw you always wanted the classic disney relationship up until recently
>tfw now at 24 you actively avoid girls that look like relationship material because girls all lust for chad and are scared to get into a relationship (even though you still want one in an ideal world)
Anyone else become different by the way society is rapidly changing? Feels numb, man.
Nobody?
Blocks.
>tfw mostly robot-pilled aka black-pilled
>all is well, fuck bitches I dont need them, theyre all whores, etc
>chilling with friends, so happy
>no worries
>suddenly BAM FUCKING DREAMS
>dream of dating an ultra qt who loves me too much
>tfwnogf is back
>another 2-3 months of r9k until it goes away again, until I get another qtgfdream
I love dreaming so much and the feels it gives me are always so nice, especially when it's with qtgfdreams, but oh boy do they fuck me up. This happened LAST NIGHT also, so I'm at 100% tfwnogf right now.
>classic disney relationship
The fuck is the that?
Tell me 'fembots', how did you manage to delude yourself into thinking you belong here?
They probably look average, slightly above average or slightly below average.
And they want Chad to be their loving boyfriend.
But they can't find Chad so they "im so sad i feel nothing anymore killmyself pls attention im a girl btw"
>>24530882
they find this place on twitter or tumbler and they think they can relate to the lonely robots
then they start to attention whore since they realize just how easy it is to get attention on this board
eventually they get bored and leave and two others whores take her place
rinse and repeat
>>24530882
My problems are just as real as yours brother. Just a bit different
While you can't get any girl
I have to deal with 7 guys a week but they're all average looking.
Tbh I love antisocial guys like robots but the thing is I like antisocial guys like in movies and shows where they're cool good looking guys just shy
how do you cope with the knowledge that you will never live in an anime?
By remembering she has the power to make other people feel as if they do.
By remembering I live in an MMO RPG and have a nice balance of the 16 pts you're give.
>Intelligence 5/7
>Charisma 4/7
>Strength 4/7
>Looks 3/7
Not too bad, to be honest. Plus achievements
>BA Degree Unlocked, Professional Career Unlocked, Virginity Dismissed
>>24530531
no respawn what is this shit.
Whats wrong with the female mind /r9k/? Do they even know what they want??
>>24530264
>pic
Yeah it's much better being not liked at all
I mean if your only good feature is your looks, and no one wants to talk with you if you don't show them what you look like, doesn't that mean you're completely uninteresting as a person? You'd think this person would realize that
>>24530264
Because they've never experienced worse. They just want to hurr durr I have problems too. And to some degree, they do. But what a fucking joke.
>>24530264
She has a point, it sucks knowing that they ONLY want to for your looks
