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ITT: Post your favorite Radiohead song
It's a tie between this one and Motion Picture Soundtrack.
https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2uIQ2SoxhU
Scatterbrain
>tfw listening to this on a rainy, windy november day
>everybody is getting ready for time with their families
>im just smoking cigarettes and cheap weed by the polluted river
>cant tell if i should brain myself or just have a good wank and cry
>>24527224
Clocks or The Scientist
: ^ )
>Tfw a girl says she would go out with you if she didn't have a boyfriend
>>24526874
Cat = you
Box = befriending females
>>24526893
first post always best desu
>>24526874
>tfw a girl says she would go out with you
nope, can't relate
It's snowing!
It's time to get comfy
>minneapolisfag
>tfw no snow yet
>tfw no extra cozy /nightwalk/
>>24526733
>snow
>comfy
>nostrils and eyelids frozen shut as soon as you step outside
>cat piss and dog turds left out to be thawed out all at once in 4 months
>can't wear anything besides thick-ass snow & waterproof boots
>instantly start pouring sweat once you go to a shopping mall or just take the bus or something indoors
>either shoveling your driveway to get your car out that won't start, or standing around on a street corner for a bus that doesn't show up
The worst part?
>It's the most normiest time of the year
Fall > Spring > Summer > Winter
>>24526877
>winter
>normiest time of the year
most normies can't fucking handle winter.
the cold makes men out of children, my friend.
How do you picture your first time having sex?
this pretty much t b h
>>24526528
the penis entering the vagina
This. The aftermath at least
>"I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past couple of days Anon. God I kinda wish the Christmas holidays weren't coming up so soon. Make sure to stay in touch, okay? Maybe we can hang out some more when the next semester begins?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et7QPch25wk]
>"Hurry Anon, and turn out the light! Gosh look how quickly it's falling already. Hey let's leave the curtains open tonight, it's so relaxing watching the snow like this. Aahh sorry for shivering so much, it looks so chilly out there. I'm so glad I have you here to cuddle with!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebawtzeNkw]
>"Another year has passed by and you're still in the same place you were before, son. I've always tried to be the best parent I could, to try and fill the role of a mother and a father. But, I don't know. Maybe I've been too soft with you. Maybe I sheltered you from the world too much, but I've only ever wanted the best for you son, you know that! Then why do you do this to me!? Do you know how much it hurts me to hear you tip-toeing downstairs at two am? You're a grown man, you shouldn't be like this at your age. You should be out there living your life, pursuing your ambitions and making a name for yourself. Instead here you are, living the same sort of sad and lonely life you lived all through your teens. What's going to happen to you Anon? When are things going to change?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ASWiDhYxg]
>>24526510
I missed you, tropicalcurtains bro.
*hugs*
How do you pronounce pepe?
Is it "paypay" or "peepee"
>>24526479
Peh-pay
>>24526479
for me it's peep
>>24526490
this is the only correct response
I finally made it family
Nice card back bro.
>>24526476
you crossposted this from hsg because nobody gave a shit? wow
gz though legit
How much you spent on the game / How long you been playing?
you have too high expectation for yourself and others.
by definition, only an absolute minority of people have top-tier looks.
and, by definition, most people are average looking.
still, 90% of the population have sex at some point of their life.
>>24526204
Are you new here?
Try to live your life with mental illnesses and socially unaccepted opinions, fetishes and interests and then get back here.
I bet Lauren Mayberry smells nice.
>>24526267
i am mentally ill (severe social phobia)
im interested in music, literature, philosophy, etc.
and i still view the opionions expressed here as absurd and bizarre
>no 7/10+? dont even dream of having a gf
why do you think you are here?
because ugly people are also able to procreate, kek
>slowly but surely losing ability to form sentences and get a concept across to another person
>sometimes don't even think in coherent words or phrases
>visual and audio hallucinations becoming more and more commonplace
just kill me now
>>24525983
>Losing sanity, started having vision glitches and seeing random shapes and voices in my head
>can't socialize at all
>can't sleep unless I'm REALLY tired
>always feeling either really tired or really nervous
Fuck my shit up senpai
>>24525983
>slowly but surely losing ability to form sentences and get a concept across to another person
this is actually my biggest fear
i'm sorry anon
>>24525983
>>24526117
http://schizophrenia.com/earlysigns.htm#
anyone else physically attracted to women but have never had a oneitus or been in love? im 24 and just never happened. Is this a common thing or am i a special snowflake?
>>24525967
You are special snowflake like everybody else. I'm same never been in love but it happend that I've been thinking about dating one girl but then I realised "I have small dick" and started playing minecraft again
>>24525967
You just described me OP. Good job.
>>24525967
Same here senpai. I've never been seriously emotionally attached to anyone but my dad.
What's it like to touch a girl's butt?
It feels good
feels good man, kind of like a really firm jello.
>>24525821
It's... really nice.
especially attached to someone you care about.
>>24525821
Very soft
hey mates, reincarnation is a thing right? asking for a friend here
Personally I hope not.
Might as well try not to sin so much just in case
>>24525798
No, reincarnation, karma, and nirvana are rose-covered lies. Afterlife through Jesus is the truth.
>>24525798
google Ian Stevenson
I personally hope not, fuck this earth I don't want to come back
My friend had a oneitis in high school and while she was sleeping with everyone but him and he even ends up getting arrested or something. Eventually he gets over her and moves onto college, and he develops another oneitis who's going out with Chad. Now he just laments over her saying beta orbiter tier shit like "girls should give me a chance." In four years he didn't change at all.
>have oneitis
>thinks shes 10/10 perfect
>get over her, cure oneitis
>realize shes 7/10, 8/10 at best
oneitis is a terrible disease
There seriously needs to be classes in school to avoid being beta orbiters and oneitis and such.
>>24525889
I never understood that oneitis bullshit. How does it even happen? Or am I just too autistic to develop any semblance of a romantic attraction to a person?
ITT: best way to an hero
>no guns in my country
>arranging helium or whateverthefuck will take too long
>too much of a monumental bitch to jump
Wat do?
make your life better so you don't have to hiro dickass
inb4 jus b urself
>>24525818
No time for that shit, need to be gone by tomorrow tbqh
>>24525785
car exhaust
>tfw the thought of dying and not existing anymore goes through your head
>tfw everything you have ever done and haven't done is just going to disappear into nothingness
>tfw you'll never get that time back
>>24525698
shrooms, you wont be afraid of it anymore
>>24525833
where to get some?
>>24525698
Does any of this truly upset you?
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