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Have you read this? Its about the robot uprising during a zombie apocalypsis
>>24521152
That's a really poor description of I am a Hero, you fag.
>>24521352
I dumbed it down as much as possible so autists here see the thread
>>24521352
There's really only one robot and he gets his head chopped off by a low-flying plane in the 20th chapter.
The main character is too naive and good-willed to be a robot.
Post something you wish you'd known 5 years ago ITT
How badly I'd regret wasting 5 years of my life.
>>24521142
That my oneitis at the time would end up being my current wife. Not that I would want to change that, but I would've tried to bang a few more chicks before we became exclusive just to get it out of my system.
It's actually physically impossible for you to run 2 miles, so stop trying, you cant join the military.
What's the gayest thing you've done?
What's the gayest thing you'd like to do? Please remember to keep this thread lewd.
>>24521095
>What's the gayest thing you've done?
fapped to a trap deepthroating
>What's the gayest thing you'd like to do?
get throated by a trap
i seriously hate myself
Sent nudes to a trap hoping he'd like me, he didn't.
Do various sexual acts with a feminine guy.
prostate massage
>don't fap for a month
>get a boner
>gained 6 inches to lenght
thank you Jesus
>Trying to improve something useless.
>>24521082
>>gained 6 inches to lenght
Yes. It's called an erection.
>>24521128
>being this dumb
r9k everyone.
I was born in 1995, did anyone else have a...thing for this character in our childhoods?
Enjoy your ban underage
nice trips btw
maybe... but im not telling you baka
>>24521000
Checked. And not really I didnt watch ben 10 a whole lot except in the morning during the summer when I was getting ready to go to daycare. 1997fag here
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.09_[2015.11.25_11.40.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5CC9Vc0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 08 [720p].mkv snapshot 19.09 [2015.11.25 11.40.11]")
>tfw you will never sniff a cute girl's butthole and crack
It's just a fucking anus. It probably smells vaguely of poop, but not exactly like poop if you know what I mean.
>>24521061
That's what's hot about ti you dumb dumb.
Are you telling me you don't want to smell a cute girl's poop? Not even a little?
>>24521291
>Are you telling me you don't want to smell a cute girl's poop? Not even a little?
No you anime faggot
If you use this projecting cartoon in an argument then you automatically lost the argument
It's the new and fresh fedora tip.
>>24520912
>sjws getting mad about being called out
>>24521037
>Autistic crying
>Calling out
If you don't look like this, your girlfriend hates you.
She is only with you because monogamy makes it impossible for her to get an 8+ male. If monogamy wasn't culturally forced then she would happily be part of his harem.
She is settling for you.
She will never love you, and the longer your relationship goes on the more she will resent you.
If you're dumb enough to get married, enjoy her bearing children that aren't yours and divorcing you and taking half your money and leaving when you get suspicious.
ALL women hate ALL sub8s and you are no exception.
I look like that if I style my hair. Just got a bit of acne.
Huh.
>>24520905
>If you don't look like this, your girlfriend hates you.
I don't have a girlfriend, and your eyes are way too far apart / you are not really that good looking mate.
>>24520905
Oh, okay. Only an insecure faggot would believe something like this. Seriously, kill yourself.
I often fantisie that we all buy caravans for under 400GBP each and put them on some wasteland and start a village of neets/robots.
We would be able to play video games together and not be lonely.
How do we steal electricity?
How do we deal with government trying to move us on?
Can we claim benefits/job seekers to support us?
What will you bring to the Robot Village?
IF we grow in enough power, would women start to come?
>>24520829
Never allow women
Solar panels and biomass power
Hunt for food
It'll be like a post-apoc/pre-civilization village of survivors
>>24520829
>tfw no neetbuddies to move out to the middle of nowhere with and start a village
So you wana be a gypo basically?
I desperately want to fuck a celebrity. I feel like the only reason I exist is to fuck a hot big-name female celebrity. I'm not talking about small fries who 99% of the world doesn't recognize, I'm talking Arianna Grande, Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, etc.
I need to lose my virginity this way otherwise I die a virgin.
Pls help me bros. I'm sure some of you have some weird talent for this kind of shit.
>>24520606
go perform a stand up on couple of bars
become a shit tier celebrity
fap
you have just fucked a celebrity
>>24520606
You're going to die extra alone brapfag. No one will miss you or your failed desires for some sort of relevance by leeching off of famous cunt.
>>24520606
I desperately want to fuck Pupinia
"Anon, You finally came out of your room!"
>>24520604
where are you getting these pictures?
>>24520604
One poverty turkey for all of those people?
>>24520604
I wish I had a big family like this.
What did you devote your life to, once it became clear that romantic love will never happen?
>>24520264
Vidya of course
I'm married to Fallout 4
>>24520264
Vidya and being comfy.
>>24520300
>>24520336
What is it about videogames?
I've tried playing one once or twice.
Can people really play one 6 hours straight?
You're walking with your gf along a dock and this Chad says "Hey, baby, come and hang out with me on my yacht. Your little bro wouldn't mind, right little guy?"
What do you do?
>>24520219
gumgum punch him in the top left ab
>>24520280
This hunk of a man is 250 lbs of pure muscle. He'd fuck your shit up, you little twink.
I'd fuck his shit up pham.
>Girl that you like remarks "you know, you try to talk to me a lot..."
>you burger and out and say "N-no I don't! I talk to you just as much as to my other friends! It's not like I like you or anything, b-baka!"
Christ, I fucked that one up. I even told her I talk to her a lot because she sits with me at lunch, well, I guess she's not doing that anymore.
>>24520123
And in this context it would have been the perfect opportunity to tell her that I like her. She said she found me smart, interesting etc., but had a problem with my "arrogant, over-confident" attitude... Instead of revealing my feelings I passed it off as nothing. But I guess that's also ok. Keep her guessing. Should have just owned it and said "Yeah, I do." If she said "Why", I should have said "Because you're ...interesting". Hindsight's a bitch.
>>24520123
Also, I've really got to learn to keep some of my more extreme opinions and tendencies to myself. Apparently people really don't like that. My close friends find it funny when I sing nationalist socialist songs around them but apparently other people get weirded out. Also anti-feminist ideas, even a trickle of them seems to be poison to an interaction. Just go with the narrative, speak as they do but do as you do.
>>24520151
bump, can anyone give me any advice on this point?
Would stabbing myself in the heart with a thin knife be an effective way to kill myself ?
Bonus point if it's not painful
>>24520075
>stabbing yourself
>not painful
>>24520075
Really only one way to find out anon.
>>24520098
I read on /k/ that if you stab someone in the heart he'll die in 3 seconds
