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>started instinctively muttering 'I hate this life' under my breath when I begin to get depressed for some reason
>it's monday, on bus to my college, whore behind me hears me saying it without me noticing
>turns out she's in one of my classes
>reports it to the college, apparently 'very concerned about my wellbeing'
>had never talked to her in my life, she's just a typical Stacey
>now being sent to councilling by my school
>turns out she thinks she's some sort of lifesaver now, boasting to everyone about being a good person and how bad a position i'm in
>people now think I'm a fucking suicidal maniac
Fucking hell. How were your past few days robots?
>>24524700
You sound like you're in a bad postion desu
I never got these american laws. Are you actually forced to go to a shrink, legally?
I doubt the legitimacy of this tale, original poster.
GET. THE. FUCK. OFF. OUR. BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24524612
What the actual ever-loving fuck?
>that moon face
I hope someone murders them
>vidya became boring
>anime became boring
>music became boring
>books became boring
>now 4chan is boring
Anyone else hoping that WW3 is real, so we can get drafted and die or something?
>>24524550
Sounds like your depression is getting worse.
The next logical step after books is fanfiction.
90% of it is shit and you shouldn't trust the number of favourites or whatever, but there's (probably) some good stuff in whatever fandom you pick.
What about footage of violence? How far that way did you go?
Top kek, are you team Kent or team Jamil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SS7AbJrwh0
Team Jamil tbhonest
Kent is a traitor.
>>24524519
Neither though I'm siding with Jamil a bit. He has some videos that saying he should try etc.
>>24524519
Fuck those pathetic virgins... They're virgins only because they want to. Both of these faggots could fuck a paid bitch if they want, but they keep acting like fucking faggots: "muh disease, muh pregnancy...". Fuck both of those faggots!
You know what?
This board was created so that OC could be posted here. So that there could be some decent conversations on here.
Nobody ever said: 'autists come here to rant'
Is
-All woman are cunts (because a few of them rejected me
-Wagekeks (because I couldnt get a job more complex than in fast food)
-Normie hate (because I secretly want to be one but I'm too afraid to leave my room)
Are there any OC topics, ideas or arguments on these types of thread? On this board?
So, I've got only one thing left to say:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPERGLORDS GET OFF MY BOARD
why can't you damn normies be happy with everything that you have? why do you either have to push us out of our only safe haven or co-opt everything we hold dear until it's just as big a part of normie culture as the things you already own?
Brev just stop embarrassing yourself and go back to Reddit
originality became greentexts became feels and the feeliest of feels were about permavirginity faggot.
Elliot Rodger was not even the first person to commmit mass murder in Isla Vista
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Isla_Vista_killings
>>24524409
>the 18-year-old son of television director Dan Attias
literally daddy(Chad)'s spoiled little rich boy goes on a rampage. This faggot isn't a robot; he's a failed normie betabitch.
>>24524573
>failed normie betabitch
That's more or less what a robot is.
>>24524772
A robot is someone who's a khv, usually neet
When did you realize you were gay?
sauce pls familia
>>24524392
I fetishize femboys and stuff, so i guess i'm still in denial. Couldn't see myself dating a guy, just boning them.
Two months ago.
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS FAMILY
>silentoad
>silentoad
>silentoad
READY FAMILY OK LETS GET IT NOW WATCH ME WHIP NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY NOW WATCH ME WHIP WHIP NOW WATCH ME MAY MAY CAN YOU DUFF EM
its california babalon frog
WATCH ME
froggies are just like bitches in bondage said want ya ta sign dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYZQVDiLfXc
dance frog DANCE
what is this cancerous shit?
S T A N K Y
T
A
N
K
Y
Why can't you just date a chubby girl, robots?
>>24524318
because my dick doesnt get hard at the thought of someone with no self control
I have m8. they always have the same traits and its just Fucking annoying
>>24524369
What traits?
Does being in the military make me more attractive to women?
Yes.
You're going to get keked, though.
it makes you more attractive to bullets
>>24524293
It only draws in girls who see you as an automatic check when you get divorced and a few green card
I'm in the military and see a bunch of people get married then 3 months later they're divorced
how come he never pushes his cock all the way in deep into the boi pucci
in every scene its just like 3/4s of the way in
am I to believe boi pucci is nothing but a shallow asshole but porn starlets like hot kinky jo can take a 15" dildo easily
Because prostate/pain
>>24525642
>not taking it anyway like a good boy
>>24524270
Do you have any source for this particuliar statement ?
so why exactly is your life shit?
I'm evil or something like that, because "good" people enjoy their lives and have tons of friends and "bad" people don't have shit, right?
The normies told me this so it should true, right?
>>24524257
You know whats funny? Im intelligent enough to realise that my life aint all that bad. Sure my dad was abusive and it might be causing me some problems now mentally, sure ive been to a psych ward and im on medicine right now, sure im poor in a poor as fuck country and what not, but atleast i have a loving mother and a loving grandmother. Sure i dont have good friends that care about me, but i have some people that are fun to spend time with. My grades in school ( currently last year of HS) are pretty high even though i dont study fuck all. But my life aint all that shit, i could make it sound like it is, and alot of people here will do that so ill be a lil different and i wont. My life isnt all that shit right now even with all my problems.
But theres one thing about my life and thats that i dont wanna live it. I tried to kill myself once and i almost did, and im going to try a little harder the next time around, which is soon, even though my life isnt shit at all.
I know there are people that would die to live my life, and yet here i am ready to die not to live it. And i really dont know whats wrong with me, and thats the only real shit part about my life, me.
>>24524333
>>24524431
sending you guys love <3
Lol you fags have been co-opted by normies.
>>24524256
It's the free market, deal with it.
I found this pic of you on my hard drive btw
>>24524302
>I'm a libertarian
>bumgardner
I'm sick of fat acceptance and fat people who refuse to lose weight. I'm also sick of the health standards in this country so obviously set by the FDA and capitalist inspired fags. You think nomads are 3 THREE FUCKING MEALS A DAY? THey were lucky to have half the "serving" we eat today of not less. And people actually eat 3 fucking meals. They actually have 6 course meals and shit elsewhere.
Disgusting. And then when you clearly know its unnecessary to even eat more than one meal a day NOT EXERCISING AT ALL they scream ANOREXIC, FATPHOBIA, BULIMIA, FAT HATER RACIST
I'm done man. I'M FUCKING DONE.
Fuck off you pinko faggot, It is my unalienable human right to eat as many burgers as I want.
>>24524152
I hope you fucking die fatass
>tfw fat
>tfw no exercise
>this is literally me
litreally
Neets get in here!
What are the essentials every person needs in their home for maximum comfy?
Here is a list of the things I'm talking about:
-good heaphons
-tv for film viewing
-pc for gaming and other things
-king size bed
etc, what do you think every man needs in his room/home?
>tv
>king sized bed
Fuck off, all you need is a PC and a 6mat apartement.
>>24524078
you don't download movies to watch lol?
Piss bottles, candy, enabler
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