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Have you ever been in a fight?
>>24529782
i almost got into one today. i didn't expect it. this guy pulled over on the side of the entrance to burger king and started wiping his window, blocking alot of the traffic.
i honked at him and he was like "FUCKING GO AROUND!" looking right at me.
and i was like
"why did you park right there?"
and he didnt say shit after. if he approached my car shit would have gone down.
i was half expecting it
>>24529813
like he was standing with his car door open, wiping his windshield in the middle of the entrance. i was like WTF? so i honked once and he cocked his head, turned around and looked right at me in my car and was like
"FUCKING GO AROUND!" I was half expecting him to try and start some shit with me, it looked like he wanted to get into a fight.
>>24529782
I fought with my sister all the time growing up.
Got in an altercation in high school, ended up with that guy going down some stairs.
Got in a fist fight at the bottom of a parking garage. Apparently the guy was an experienced boxer. Lost that one.
Got sliced at 16 years old by a guy with a knife. 80 stitches, inside and out.
Got in 2 fights this past year. Somebody smacked a woman, so I choked him out and made him petition me for a reason to live.
The other time I was in New Orleans, and I hurt somebody's feelings, so he swung at me. I swung back, started giving him a bit of what for, and then 2 other people jumped in on his side. Got my ass beat. I may have been sore, but not as sore as his booty was after the shit I said.
So, yes, I have. Why do you wanna know?
>"Come and hum Earthmover to me again, anon..."
WE WISH WE WE'RE DEAD
DUM DUM DUM DUM BZZZZZZZZZ
Ew, who wants to hum an album to their girlfriend? This is from /mu/ right? I'm guessing it is because It reeks of underage.
>>24529751
>not You still believe in me
>1 of every 2 people who read this have gfs, don't hate women, and/or are feminists
>people still think r9k isn't ruined
I don't hate women; I find most of the woman hate is irrational and full of blanket statements. It's just as ridiculous as tumblr saying "all white men are evil" to say "all women are whores".
But of course I can't say this without being labelled as a white knight or kek, despite the fact that I don't want a girlfriend at all. Really, it seems like a bad case of the fox and the grapes--you can't have a gf so you convince yourselves all women are bad. Notice how you hear far less men have intense hatred for women as a whole if they're in a relationship.
>>24529694
why don't you go to wizard ?
>>24529694
There are people on this board who think it was always a haven for angry, sexist, bitter virgins.
Looking for fellow robots to play the great game known as League of Legends with.
If you are on NA, post your summoner name in this thread and others will add you.
Looking to get a full robot lobby going.
>the fedora of games
>>24529619
bronze league shit can detected.
>>24529568
What's your main, OP?
Post your daily routine, robots
Loving the dream
you think the world will ever find a new way to sustain itself without slavery
>wake up as a wageslave
>work from 5am to 2 pm
>come home and often mope about being lonely
>pass out and sleep till the next day where i go back to work.
>>24529659
we will. it's called robotics where they replace all low level income jobs. all thats left is the rich
>"Anon this party is getting kind of lame"
>"why don't we go up to your room and you can put on some music"
what do?
Sure thing babe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HmejCkqevY
>Follow her to my room
>Put on this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99KkbFjZR20
>Take off clothes
>Shit on the floor
>Punch her in the face
>Vanish into the night
>>24529420
Put on some classic Goreshit or Midori
I would take it.
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it.
Know with all of your heart, you can't shake me.
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be.
Give me an anime to watch. I'm losing it.
>>24529065
Mushi-shi
>>24529065
read mongo
jojo is a good start
Hellsing. Watch Hellsing Ultimate if you want more action with condensed story.
Why are gay people from /r9k/ so lewd and seemingly willing to hook up with others? They seem to hit on each other, trade e-mails and even hit on straight people nonstop.
It kinda makes me uncomfortable desu.
because homos are so degenerate, they will do anything for sex in order to get rewarded with words of praise, sympathy and affirmation.
Nothing chases the void away like the warmth of another body.
Too bad they're just fags.
>tripfag
>prude
>but posts cutie with Dante figurine
I have mixed feelings about you..
Because so many of the other gay people irl we meet are shitty and normie as fuck
>he doesn't vape
LOL casual
>putting unregulated chemicals in your lungs
>doing something because it's "cool"
>wasting your time on something that doesn't benefit body nor mind
>trying this hard to get cancer
try killing yourself, normie.
Vaping is the new fedora, you enjoy that
Why are vapers always so fucking smug?
ITT: Women that are way out of your league
allofthem.png
all the girls in gold 3 and above, i guess.
>>24528903
ugly face. a girl like this kept trying to hit on me back in high school. talking to my face how she wanted to kiss me and what not.
when I just ignored her she accused me of being scared of girls.
guys, how do you know if you're depressed?
Basically every adult is depressed.
You're not a special snowflake so stop trying to be one.
Psychology is the biggest load of shit also.
>>24528845
What's your first thought when you look at trees?
>>24529239
They're bautiful.
What's the most robot WoW class
priest
>>24528832
>WoW
lol is this a joke?
Warrior, pre-Wotlk meaning BC and Vanilla
I think its a mage type. i forget exactly, but it can summon minions so you can solo at high levels.
Who else here cannot decide between anarcho-capitalism and fascism? Politically and philosophically wtf am I?
>>24528739
>Politically and philosophically wtf am I?
A moron.
>>24528739
Ancaps be like
DUDE TAXATION IS THEFT LMAO
but seriously you sound like an edgy faggot
>>24528739
An edgelord imho, familam.
Elliot Rodger became so upset about seeing young couples at Santa Monica pier that he took up smoking. He gave it up within a few weeks.
Christ he couldn't even a successfull smoker. Was there ANYTHING he didn't fail at?
>kucked by a door
>>24528235
Quitting smoking is a good thing
He was a supreme le gentlemen
