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When did you realize interracial porn was the superior man's go to fap material?
When I stopped being able to get a boner to anything else
Now I no longer need some phoney vanilla porn's blessing, I am enlightened by my preference for BBC
What the fuck is this saber shit? What plot did I miss. Pls explain OP
It's going to be interesting to see all the responses from people who don't realize this thread is bait.
What kind of sandwich are you getting at Subway tomorrow?
>>24527992
>Subway
>not Potbelly
pleb
>>24527992
I've never been to Subway. There's a Togo's and Subway near me though. I've always wanted to get a meatball sub. Should I get one? And where?
>not cooking yourself
Disgusting.
>tfw large pronounced Adams apple that makes me look awkward from all angles.
Why the fuck is this even a thing...
Who /cursed to be ugly/ here?
>>24527935
You are a girl right?
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Just post your face already.
Eh, mine is pretty pronounced too. I've had people comment that they were just so fascinated at seeing it move when I talk.
The trick is just not letting it bother you.
Thanksgiving panic thread.
>Mother is forcing me to go to some huge get together where we are going to be all day with a bunch of people I barely know
>Thinking of inducing vomiting so I don't have to go but am so far too much of a pussy to force my hand down my throat to vomit
Anyone else /panicking/ here?
>Mother is forcing me
You have to be older than 18 to use this website.
>>24528026
I'm a NEET, where else am I supposed to live?
>>24528092
Oh.
Well have fun at the party, OP. Get ready for hours of
>what are you doing with your time
>what are you studying
>do you have a gf
I can spend my Thanksgiving alone like a REAL beta :^)
3rd day off SSRI, I already fapped 5 times
enjoy the brain zaps and unprovoked anxiety
>>24527991
>brain zaps
>>24527991
It's brain fog anon
defend yourself goyim
but i'd love a jewess gf famy
There are 2 races of women where I feel like I'd be "dating down".
Blacks
and jews.
>>24528179
How is it dating down when it will literally get you in on the Zionist illuminati?
![free-vector-fist-full-of-money-clip-art_106197_Fist_Full_Of_Money_clip_art_hight[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/18r7sit.png "free-vector-fist-full-of-money-clip-art 106197 Fist Full Of Money clip art hight[1]")
Life just really pisses me off. The only purpose in life is to make money and survive. What's the least painful way of killing yourself that doesn't cost over $100?
>>24527762
If you're killing yourself why the fuck do you care about your budget?
>>24527852
Because I only have $100 to spend?
>>24527852
Probs a neet and this is all he could save up from his weekly allowance of $5 before his parents refused to pay him and are trying to force him to get a job
Who /mommy issues here/
Can anyone diagonose me or tell me whats wrong
>Mother enjoys killing the joy of work from a young age
>"Its not suppose to be fun just get it done"
Example
>Today decide to vacuum and clean my room
>Suddenly mom has new procedure on how to clean the vacuum. Not only empty it, but wash it with bleach
I am not sure if thats normal, maybe if it needed to be serviced, but washing a vacuum every time you use it is strange
>Use vacuum clean it out but don't wash it, need for her to explain to me how to wash it(the last thing I want to do is have to clean out something else and get hassled)
She makes these new rules up as she goes along and if I mess up on these new rules I've haven't gone through before, she treats me like I am retarded
>Basically stands over me directing me how to do it to her specifications while making snide comments about having to even explain to me these new rules
>Tells me to leave wet vacuum parts on a rug (Which is silly, thats just mold waiting to happen)
Then she wonders why I don't like to do anything at all and a complete manchild(I am not underageb&). She makes these shitty comments anytime this happens, and at other times. And I can't retort to any of this because she starts talking about all of the things I will have to pay for myself (And she knows I have no money). I have to sit there and enjoy the verbal attack and not say anything back.
I want to shoot my self daily
>>24527655
Jokes on her
The way the economy is, even with a college degree there is no way I can move out, afford a car or anything for that matter.
>>24527655
The only way for that to end is for you to to make money and move out. Your mother is retard that believes herself to be intelligent. That's not fixable. It won't get better.
>>24527655
this is the famous cynical negative attitude of the boomers, they have poisoned our work ethic, it didn't exist in the past
back in the day there was a kind of hierarchy, you had to answer to someone above who would judge you by your performance, but you could do whatever you wanted below you, if you had to fix a car you'd be able to do it however you wish
now everything is bureaucratic and totalitarian, someone is constantly breathing down your neck and imposing bizarre regulations and procedures onto and you have to justify every single move you make, the intent is supposedly to raise efficiency but any feedback from the bottom is ignored or assumed to be an excuse
hence the bleach thing, it serves no purpose, this is just your mother imposing her authority, testing to see if you will obey orders even if scientifically and rationally you know the orders are wrong, they don't want other people to commit to the business (or in this case housekeeping) because they might one day have to compete with them and lose some authority
Why don't you just date a slut?
She may not be the optimal girl to have a relationship with, but at least she's better practice than being alone.
don't want to run after someone 24/7
>>24527645
because sluts normally just fuck when theyre drunk. drunk sex is forgettable and shitty and sloppy. they dont get "good" at sex, its like quantity over quality.
Ive fucked a couple of sluts and they were exactly the same in bed as the inexperienced ones tbhqfam
>>24527645
Because I get attached to people anon.
>Judging people based off of their personal lifestyle choice
>Caring if people are trans or gay as if it even effects you at all
>Even pretending like you go outside enough to see gays in person
>Caring so much about what gets another man off
>"But I'm not gay or anything"
>Being in this much denial
>caring that people care about if people are trans or gay
>being this attention shore
who hasn't fantasized about sucking a dick?
For those of you considering suicide why don't you just go fight against ISIS and get yourself killed and you will be remembered as a hero by all the normies who know you?
why are people so enamored by destruction?
why not go out in the woods and be a hermit? no normies out there.
>>24527409
It's not fair that I suffer alone. I'll take others with me.
>>24527444
that mindset is why you're alone, anon
Let's get a Dan Bilzerian appreciation thread
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>pay hookers to take pictures with him
>alpha
lmao
3 heart attacks is not alpha
>>24527418
He pretty much fucks every girl he wants. It doesn't matter if he's going to die young, he's already experienced the best that life has to offer.
ITT: Five-letter words not yet taken up by the robot.
Hinny
Fucks
>>24527248
sound
So... what happened to mattress girl in the end?
the novelty wore off, she got tired of lugging it around so she stopped
she probably wasn't getting enough attention
She made a porno.
Can't remember the title but google mattress girl sex video.
A bunch of white knights orbited her for a while
None of them got laid
That abot sums it up
>family gives me an ultimatum to go back to college and make something of myself or get out
>finally make a friend in real life after re-entering society having been a 7 year NEET
>she thinks i'm a normal person
>she has a boyfriend already so this is basically a platonic relationship but i'm cool with it because this is my first female friend actually
>we go to the movies and play board games every friday
>having lots of fun, not doing very well in college but this is keeping my spirits up
>yesterday her bf gives me a call and tells me i have to stop seeing her
>feel bad
>it's midnight so i can't even call her to ask what happened
What do I do? This is my first friend in a while and almost all other people I know IRL I met through her, including the board game club members since she is vice president. Like, does this mean I can't go to board game nights anymore? What did he mean?
I'm feeling really sick, I almost threw up earlier.
>>24527241
wow. you're beyond repair.
How beta can your be?
>>24527283
>How beta can your be?
About as beta as a friendless person with 7~ years of no meaningful social interaction can be.
>>24527241
Wow, just wow. Ring her in the morning and tell her what he said, if u dont sperg out and play it cool it'll breeze over. Jesus fuck some people
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