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Do white people seriously celebrate birthdays for their dogs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Zeuq8qWlU
That's cute as fuck, what's wrong with it?
>celebrating the birth of a loyal companion who brings your family happiness and safety
gee pretty weird
stupid fucking nigger
>>24534298
>2015
>not being white
kek
So let's say I've found a few interesting facts that could help all of you.
I could tell you, whoever listened would benefit greatly.
You probably wouldn't even listen anyways.
Do you want to know what I have to share?
Brendan Favio sucks his father's dick.
You're going to post it anyways.
>>24534244
You know all those stats about 80/20 and manlet shit?
That's being done by bitches on those online dating sites.
It isn't all women, there are women into short guys, women into fat guys, women who are actually good.
You've all been blinded by a loud minority and a silent majority.
Literally what am I doing wrong
You're messaging them first. It shows desperation.
>>24534124
>i want to paint you green and
i'd love to see what that message one, because it's the only one that is is even a halfway decent opener.
Met my first gf on there, nearly 9 months with her, & she was a virgin. Fuck what the neckbeards say be your own master
>you'll never experience highschool life in a suburban american town with a close group of friends like in Life is Strange
>you'll never experience highschool life in a british school like hogwarts and go on adventures with your close friends
bad feeling my dude
Liking either of those things makes you a normie
reee
>>24534392
how does that make me a normie
>have a good conversation with an 8/10 girl in class at uni
>somehow has same taste in music and she laughs at my jokes
>literally two days later see frat boy giving her a ride to school (you know she lives on campus)
>go up to talk to her again and she doesn't remember who i am
or
>see 4/10 sitting by herself in another class, looks sad
>ask if its cool to sit by her
>have a few conversations with her over a couple weeks and she seems to like you
>suddenly she stops showing up to class
>find out she dropped the class after withdraw date (no refund on tuition)
>weeks later you see her in cafeteria
>she looks up and sees you coming
>gets up, dumps food, leaves
You can't even make this shit up
It's because you're a creep
Keep trying anon-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been trying since last August. About to stop after my latest attempt at "trying".
Just saying you aren't helping yourself with girls or your health by smoking
Everyone thinks you're nasty and we'd prefer air in our lungs, not edginess
they're saying they hate black people m8
Smoking is degenerate. I can't believe there are still people who do it in 2015.
>>24534009
was thinking the same thing
ITT: We find the most normie songs we can think of
>>24533817
This 2bh pham https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzRyxGBGiAE
>>24533817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tjg5c7Wo4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeW9_5kURI
probably this
![Slavoj-Zizek-57859411a44f817186f2c66c2f28ccfe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K6qAsPq.jpg "Slavoj-Zizek-57859411a44f817186f2c66c2f28ccfe[1]")
>"Anon..."
*sniffs loudly*
>"Why are you not having a girlfreend and so on and so on?"
*rubs nose*
He really does look like how cartoon characters look when they have colds
why does he always sniff?
*sniffs*
Because the capitalist ideological construction we're currently living under teaches us to prioritize wealth over all else, including when women are looking for a sexual partner.
JK I'm a normie and have a gf but I love me some Zizek.
>"Wow, cousin. I haven't seen you in years? How have you been? Do you have a girlfriend?Remember how we used to wrestle in the bathtub when we were kids? Haha, we were so weird.
Why can't it be a neighbor you incest fuck!
I don't understand these posts. They're really fucking stupid.
>>24533758
Wanna do it again right now?
![black-and-white-wallpaper-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JG9BGAG.jpg "black-and-white-wallpaper-3[1]")
normies have it worse.
normies actually have to deal with the problems of/in a relationship. They have normal qualities and the ability to talk to other people but can still doubt themselves heavily.
Have you ever fallen in love? If not, good. Because it's a wonderful, wonderful thing that absolutely fucking consumes your life and destroys you if it's not reciprocated, or in some cases, reciprocated and not acted on for other reasons. It's like getting a PS4 for christmas and not being able to open it. It's there, you have the thing you want, but you can't use it. When you look at it it brings you pain and yearning. Even worse, imagine if you had a PS4 that broke and when you got it replaced you couldn't use it anymore because you weren't allowed to open it. You talked to it, told you that you loved it, and it loved you. But you never open it. You just look at it.
and it hurts. there's nothing like ostensibly having the girl you love, her affections, she desires you, having her look at you with love in her eyes
but
you
can't
open
her.
you can't use it. You have it, but you can't use it. It's torture, it's pain. You wonder why you even have it at all. You start to think it's a hassle anyway. then you start to think it's a waste of your time, and that maybe you're not good enough anyway.
that's what falling in love is. self-reflection. you want something so fucking badly and even if you get it you still don't fucking have it.
that's me.
never fall in love. never show someone else you care. never be there for them. never allow them to see who you are. never allow them to know that your love for them is unconditional and fucking airtight and everlasting because they will take it for granted and instead stay with the guy who treats her like garbage
she may even think you have better sex than she does with him
she may tell you she loves you
she may tell you that what she has with you is something she's never had before
she may tell you that what she has with you is something she's never felt before
she may make you think that you're the most important thing in the world
but she'll take it away and dangle it and make you chase it
it's all a fucking complete fucking joke
no one gives a shit that your fucking oneitis dumped you faggot
>>24533754
>I'm so unique and enlightened because I got dumped by my oneitis
I want reddit to leave
>tfw can't read anything other than children's books because they give me headaches
>anything I do read, I don't retain
>oneitis is a bookworm and reads every fucking second
RECOMMEND A PIECE OF CLASSIC LITERATURE AND I WILL READ ALL OF IT, MULTIPLE TIMES IF I HAVE TO RIGHT NOW
the bible
great expectations is a great book
>go to /lit/
>read the sticky
It's that fucking simple.
Who /aloneonthanksgivingbuteatingalotanyway here?
I bought turkey breast, mash potatoes & gravy, custard pie, pumpkin pie, & some veggies
>>24533651
I might be alone this thanksgiving
Probably gonna go to a bar
I always end up talking to a girl, idk what it is but they always see me as only a friend
These actually look pretty tasty
>>24533830
looks good but id be too ashamed to buy it
>tfw this game pretty much sums up all of my interactions with women
give me one good reason why i shouldn't hate women
Your mums one
what kind of fucking game is this
I googled "emily is away male entitlement" in search of reviews that would make me angry, and I was not disappointed.
>thanksgiving tomorrow
>ready to pig the fuck out
>cousin's faggot son is allergic to peanuts
>no nuts on anything
>whevs
>other cousins are vegan and are bringing "vegan friendly" food
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN GRANDMA SAID TURKEY WAS GOING TO BE SOME SOY SHIT INSTEAD
Planning to shove a cactus up my ass to hold in the rage tomorrow.
Happy fucking holidays, /r9k/.
>>24533510
bring a turducken, it will turn them
i don't even think i'm doing anything tomorrow
no ones said anything to me
on one hand i won't be getting some good ass food but on the other i won't have to have awkward conversations with people i hardly know
>>24533510
Damn. Vegans always gotta ruin everything
Say goodnight to someone in secret!
Good nightAaron, I love you and I hope we aren't over. I keep thinking about you and how wonderful you are. I hope you give me the chance to make you happy. Sleep good, and sweet dreams. And I'm sorry :3
I sometimes wish God read 4chan...
>>24533455
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
>>24533455
I hope your mother and brother choke on their vomit and die in their sleep.
Good night Caitie, i love you. I wish for you to forever be safe and for your friends and family to all die before you.
>>24533488
amen brother
P.s. Aaron wishes he had a hotter girlfriend who wasn't so pathetic and making him feel like a man.
