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Where my Death Grips bros at?
>>24539368
i stay noided friend
how have your cums been recently?
effectively sad?
STAY NOIDED
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>I piss on your face like I'm pssssh psssssh
Pure poetry.
What's a good thing to hang off of my friends? No good trees around here(just palms mostly)
>>24539365
Florida fag?
>>24539403
Does it really matter? I just want some good things to hang a noose over. I've took some walks around the house and couldn't find anything sturdy enough but maybe you have a good idea?
bump guys I'm completely stumped right now, google isn't helping.
I've done a lot of drugs tonight and I think I'm overdosing. Will someone please calm me down.
>>24539355
unless its cocaine or heroin your not overdosing you fucking tard.
What'd you take and how much?
>>24539374
It's alcohol and adderall. My heart is beating out of control and I'm really drunk
I can't stop eating the skin on my lips, what would you guys say to a moderately attractive girl who's book smart but eats the skin on her lips and isn't 100% on hygiene and doesn't smile and is strange and pale and doesn't carry herself weird? I don't go out because I remember my sister and other people pointing out things I do that are apparently weird, they're not even a big deal so I don't see why it should be a big deal to anyone else. What do you guys say to that person? I'm not asking for myself btw, am asking for a friend.
>>24539144
get out of here you filthy whore
>>24539144
The same to any other kid of girl, GET OUT.
I would tell her to use some fucking chap stick.
If I go on grindr as a straight and say I'm a straight guy just looking to get my dick sucked and I won't reciprocate in any way, will I get replies?
I'm okay looking.
>>24539088
Just signing onto any gay site means you'll get hundreds of messages, no matter who you are or what you're looking for.
Only one way to find out OP
>>24539088
Yes straight guys are seen as a prize on grindr.
Anyone have some stories of their boss or bosses being assholes?
>start new job
>have 4 different bosses
>all of them are assholes
My previous job was hell.
>boss is a typical boy genius autist
>like Sheldon Cooper except instead of being funny he's just angry
>has been spoonfed everything in his life and is a spoiled child
>bosses boss is a violent psychopath
Fortunately it has a sort of good ending. The key to survival is careful preparation.
>finally find another job and quit
>write a review on glassdoor.com detailing how horrible the place is
>former boss goes apeshit and threatens to sue me etc and demand I take it down
>show him a clip I secretly filmed on my phone of the big boss on one of his rage rampages screaming at his secretary and say it could end up on youtube
>little shit goes pale, as he has never before in his life had things not go his way
>call him a little shit to his face and tell him to never contact me again
>to this day, anyone who looks up that company on glassdoor.com will never apply for a job there since my review is so thoroughly skewering
MRAZISH MRAZISH VSI4ko PO PUTQ GAZISH
>>24538823
AZIZ
Robots, we all know what this is like. We see these girls dating all these chads who never did a damn thing in their life, and were born into money. Some robots like us, worked hard and tried our best to be the best for girls, some of us are smart, and have good paying jobs, but still women don't even glance our way. What have we done to deserve this?
Why?
Because fuck you. That's why.
>>24538711
> Assuming life was any fair
>tfw rated 4/10
literally out of like 30 people I was the only 4/10. Couldn't even manage a pity 5/10 that time.
fuck what the fuck man. I didn't know I was that uggu desu.
Any oldfags here?
I'm talking pre-2010 people, i'm curious how 4chan, /r9k/ and /b/ were in those times... Was it good, bad, the fucking same? I'd ask /b/, but i'm sure there are no oldfags in that shithole.
No oldfag vs. newfag drama please, i'd just like some stories...
Everybody in /b/ will claim they're an oldfag. It's a thing over there. I don't really care how long somebody has been browsing 4chan honestly. They could've started a few hours ago, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is they don't shit this place up (no memeing, shit posting, etc.)
>>24538634
>pre-2010 is considered old-fag
I can't remember anything because of alcoholism
Who here /stolepanties/ ?
I took my 13 yr old cousins dirty panties and licked all the discharge from them and sucked on them while jacking off. Then put them back and got another pair each night for a whole summer.
>>24538611
One time I accidentally got a pair of some chick's panties because she left them in the dryer I was using. That was a nice surprise.
>>24538638
Nice what size where they? Did you see he. Y chance?
>>24538638
This is the only reason I'd ever consider living on campus.
Going clubbing in a few hours. Any advice friends?
don't forget your molly lad
Be sure to leave a bullet in the mag for yourself.
>>24538576
keep bratwurst in your pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypFs4M7NWqY
It's time to let go already, he's dead, and it's all your fault. If you still post him you are beating a dead horse.
>>24538558
>If you still post him you are beating a dead horse.
He's been dead for a long time.
It's the fault of everyone who spreads shit outside of this website.
Anyone who shares the inside jokes from this website is personally responsible for the downfall of this website.
>>24538558
>>24538636
So stop posting him, normies.
just saw this on the cias factbook.
age structure of the world
15-24 years: 16.34% (male 610,915,870/female 574,498,881)
>>24538365
most of them have decent chance of getting to fuck, they are normies anon.
I don't understand. What narrative does thus information influence?
pretty sure those extra males are in china and india, not here. first world countries are pretty much 50/50 ratio.
>tfw literally everything in life is pointless and there's no way out except suicide
>>24538358
If literally everything is pointless, then what did that guy stub his knee against?
>>24538372
>implying blunt surfaces can't hurt you
nice reddit tier humor
>>24538382
Not my fault OP misused the word 'literally'.
What is a neckbeard? List the qualities one person must have to be considered one
>>24538219
A beard, usually one that reaches down to your neck.
1) having a beard on your neck
>>24538219
A neckbeard
Has everyone already forgotten?
>>24538178
False Prophet.
Elliot is the one and only.
>never got his manifesto
And the normies bite their thumbs at us ONCE AGAIN. FUCK YOU NOORRRMIIEEESSS
>>24538178
>shit happens
>people forget
>repeat
This is murka. This is S.O.P.
![noose[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ywIhP0.jpg "noose[1]")
