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If Americans eat turkey at Thanksgiving what do they eat at Christmas? Do they really have two big turkey dinners within the space of a month? Seems like a major pain in the butt desu
>>24543808
I have rigatoni family. I just have to be careful not to spill it XDDD
Christmas is either ham or a pot luck.
>>24543875
>pot luck.
normalfag detected
why do short people consist on having children? I'm 5'7 and I want to die
pic unrelated
>>24543777
>consist
>>24543777
Those 7's kid..
I'm 5'9" and sperm donor is 5'6" but our sons are 6'2" and 6', but then our daughter is just barely taller than my husband.
You never know man
at least were not as bad as this guy
>>24543668
what a puss puss
Good tattooist, shitty permavirgin tattoo
he's going to get tons of dome from small, childlike women that like cartoons
...brb
Would you prefer to have a qt/10 gf or the ability to piss champagne or premium diesel from your dick?
already have qt gf so I guess piss champagne
>>24543521
>qt
I don't piss enough to fill up my gas tank
I don't really want either of the other options so I guess I'll take the girlfriend and be on my way
>intense desire to be great
>0 motivation
Why does the universe hate me so much?
>le lazy but smart meem
ebing, my friendo :^)
Anon, everybody has this problem to some degree. So I wouldn't worry about it too much.
>>24543479
this, I've actually got a good mind too but i'm just too depressed
>take out massive loan
>buy motorhome
>live off the grid
is something like this plausible?
Only if you're completely committed to it. If you ever want to re-enter mainstream society you're fucked
>>24543445
How do you pay off the loan though?
>>24543445
It would be a lot easier to just build yourself some hut in the woods. I just saved you like 50 grand.
Do you have to be a Chad to get a job in STEM?
That statement only applies to business degrees
>>24543434
Think of it this way. Confidence is not only something that works with girls, it's something that applies to everything. Displaying confidence will automatically make you more likeable. Even somewhat.
>>24543434
>everyone considers themselves an executive
>no one learns any technical skills
>this is the path to success
"What do you want for breakfast anon?"
cold beer and a sniff of your undies
ur-ur ass
Who are you and where am I?
Can you explain to me why you Westerners being like this?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/hotwife/
Wait hold on
Kek baka desu senpai testing
cUck faM tBh sMh
>>24543297
Validation for starters.
>DID I DO GOOD GUYS?
>DID I DO GOOD?
So beta it hurts to even see / read.
>tfw you realize you don't live, but merely exist
>>24543275
Living, there is not happiness in that. Living: carrying one's painful self through the world. But being, being is happiness. Being: becoming a fountain, a vessel of stone on which the universe falls like warm rain
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--Milan Kundera, Immortality
>>24543408
Sounds like a enlightened kek tbqh
>>24543484
I don't think there's any correct way to see this, just many different point of views.
>"Anon, get your butt downstairs! Everyone is here."
nigga fuck that shit
"Wait, let me say good bye to my internet friends first!"
>finally go downstairs and everyone is making fun of you
I lost my virginity last night guys and I didn't pay for it. Am I a normie now?
You were always a normie. Only now, instead of being a failed normie, you are a regular normie.
>>24543007
Nobody here but the realest /real/ of the real realm robots are virgins. The other 80% of /r9k/ just want attention
you're probably 18-19
>Women actively try to destroy every society going back to the Romans, the Greeks, the Vikings they were all misogynists because of this obvious face
>Observe the behaviour of women - in a social group they are subconsciously seeking the alpha male by acting obnoxious
>If in a relationship a women will act in ways to get her man into a fight, to create problems, to try to get other more alpha men involved who she can pair off with
>Women vote to get rid of borders and let in immigrants
>Women are biologically driven be war bride because it gives them the most potent sperm and gives more variation to the gene pool
Post yfw you realised you're in a war with women to pass on your genes (they openly have said this since the beginning of feminism, complete reproductive rights are at the core of the movement)
>>24542997
>>Women are biologically driven be war bride
which gene is that
The history of human civilization is men dragging the most beautiful women kicking and screaming into the next stage of evolution. As Camille Paglia has said we would all be living in trees if it wasn't for men. Actually we would still be bacteria because it's in female nature to stagnate life and breed.
>>24543044
>learn to evolutionary psychology
inb4 'hurr evo psych is pseudo-science and anti female'
Why is evo psych a good basis for us to learn about our diets, for example humans have taste because then needed salt in the past, but becomes 'anti female' when we apply it to gender? seems like your playing the victim card to me
Cocks! Big fat juicy cocks loaded with gooey cum! I just want a nice fat cock in my mouth and up my sloppy cunt and in my ass.
Would any robots like to drain their nuts down my throat? Or would you pull out and spray it all across my face and make me walk around glazed over with your creamy white cum all day?
You've gotta promise if you fuck my cunt or my ass not to pull out though! I want you to pump a nice warm load into my lewd body
Cocks~
>>24542955
>implying OP isn't either a trap or a 3/10 fat womyn
Tits w/ timestamp or gtfo
>>24542983
/thread
Saged
>>24542955
what else? keep talking you dumb, bimbo slut
getting real fucking sick of this shit
>>24542936
>tell it to fuck off and update later
>shit starts downloading
FUCKING BOTNET SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24542936
I'm down with 7, without updates. Feels pretty dang good sire! I just need to use a good firewall, because outdate Windows is risky.
>>24542936
Why exactly aren't you using Win10 anyway?
