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Shhh. Be quiet, everyone. The wagekek is still asleep. He finally gets an extra day off and is living it like we do every single day.
>>24540101
I still remember that thread the other day bout some NEET miserable with his pathetic existence.
I'd wager without these threads to keep you busy, you have fuck all else to do with your day.
lmao
>>24540128
keep telling yourself that wagekek.
Tick, tock. The clock is ticking, neetkek. In a few hours, you will be forced out of your basement and made to join everyone at the table. After all, you have to say hi to grandma and auntie who are visiting! If you don't, your mom will cut your allowance again.
What's that? Your mom wants you to take a shower and put on clean clothes? After all, you must be presentable since you have to be with your relatives all evening. No vidya for you tonight.
i think i just broke my leg but my parents wont take me to the hospital
help
forever tiedup in spider webs and liking it
>>24539990
call an ambulance.
don't tell your parents.
How old are you?
>>24539990
You're going to have to amputate it
Get in here vaporbros
>>24539944
I dig some vaporwave. I'd be into making it. Isn't vaporwave usually made with old ROMplers and software?
>>24540178
I think /r/vaporwave (inb4 le reddit)has some guides
Oh you mean autism music?
>You will never be truly content with living
>>24539930
wow this hit me hard
>>24539930
Would love some context. Kinda looks like couples counseling and the spic that's standing is the bf
>>24539969
Its nathan for you, he was trying to show the mexican guy how to really show that you love someone for a play
i just found out my gf is a /vg/ slut
i feel almost happy for you for not having one
but I have a gf and she isn't a slut and doesn't know what 4chan is
>>24539496
that's fucking hilarious op
did you confront her? what was her reaction
Better than being a regular slut, to be honest.
Normie hate thread
Women addition
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/3uan12/if_a_guy_asks_you_for_your_number_and_youre_not/?sort=confidence
https://youtu.be/LqtCCDWIiN4
>>24539329
What an absolutely dense, stupid bitch.
>how do i reject a guy properly?
>haha like i'd ever have a boyfriend lmao 5everalone guize
lmao, I think this woman hating meme is getting pretty old but have to admit that one cracked me up a bit
Did you ever wear autism shoes?
why is this specific pair of white NB sneakers associated with neckbeards/robots/autism?
I've seen this meme in a few places (not just on 4chan) and I don't get it.
>>24539143
Not all artists where New Belance shoes, but anyone who wears it is most likely an autist.
I grew up in the 90s, and white sneakers were the only kind then. Haven't worn them since.
friendly reminder that people born in the year 2000 have already had more sex in their life than you ever will
>>24538860
friendly reminder it's never too late to bang people born in the year 2000
>>24538860
Friendly reminder that people born before the year 2000 don't based they're life and self-worth on sexual activity, and have accomplished more in the passed decade than millennials even realize (all those smartphone and social media advancements weren't developed by normies, I'll tell you that).
>>24538904
I don't think they were being made by 10-year-olds either buddy.
>be 19
>mom had me when she was 17
>her ass is huge
>her tits are huge
>dad is always at work
>keeps kissing me/hugging me and calling me cutie
IVE SEEN ENOUGH HENTAI MOM JUST FUCKING TAKE MY VIRGINITY ALREADY YOU BITCH
keeep me posted
>>24538786
Bruh there's gotta be more to this, whos the artist
>>24538786
Post a pic of her body OP.
What are you doing for Thanksgiving robots?
Doing edibles and going up to the mountains. It's going to be a comfy night, the hosts have a hot tub.
Family thing in the afternoon.
It's important because grandma got it into her head, despite no doctor saying so, that she will die this winter.
I'm making a salad for it, candied nuts, made a vinaigrette, and roasted beets to top it off with.
>>24538633
Watching YouTube videos and playing video games.
>>>/soc/22852023
I can't get over this... There are millions of women probably who would actually rather be cheated on than date somebody like me or you. They would rather be hurt and beaten and verbally abused than date an average guy who doesn't score all of the ladies.
I met a girl from r9k who kept going on and on and on about how hurt she was that her non-white bf cheated on her, and how she was really looking for somebody honest and loyal, but she stopped talking to me right away when her vagina stopped tickling because I'm not the same alpha Chad badboy that Latino gent was.
I mean, once again it's the same case of "women really don't know what they want" but this is kind of disgusting. They're actively seeking lying, cheating shitbags.
life is awful elliot rodger was right
Women used to be sold by their fathers to men who would marry them and keep them in the house. This was probably a result because women's sexual preferences are disgusting
>>24538513
There are millions of young women who are bad at long term thinking and pick what is immediately rewarding yet ultimately less rewarding, because LOL YOLO
My little sister was texted by a kid in her class. She's currently in 9th grade. These are the people with whom you share this board. Just a reminder.
hey that's me in the pic
>>24538501
Shit, I forgot that I need to add text to my comment before I can add the next picture.
>>24538501
>the word "normies" is said by underaged kids
what a surprise
RIP pupper
RlP pupper
Rip pupper dog
what is this?
a memorial for ants?
Who /ocd/ here?
>>24537991
>/ocd/
*is
>>24538007
Seriously though, my captcha for that post was 10431, and only owing to the thread's subject did I catch myself at being disappointed that it's not 10432 or 10842 instead.
Still don't think it's OCD though.
>>24538007
>implying that the rules that apply to standard English are exactly the same as the rules that apply to 4chan English
Post your waifu's lads
My only waifu, ever
Most superior waifu. Name one bad quality.
>>24537025
She is an impure girl
