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who /basketball/ here?
basketball is god tier
>>24520056
Nigger detected!!
Blood blobx
MFW the Hawks beat the Celtics by 30 last night
>>24520056
SF native here. warriors are the only patrician team. fuck you plebs
*yaaaaaawwwwwnnnn*
Gonna be a long day, wagekeks
Sorry m8, cant hear your yawns over a plane. I'm off on vacation to Thailand to bang hookers for the next month. You should come join me, once you get a job and are capable of paying for a plane ticket instead of spending your neet bux on subway and anime figures.
We're having a catered lunch and all-day video game competition at work today :3
Not really. I don't even work today.
I basically work 10 hours a week delivering pizza on Friday and Saturday nights. I make enough money to basically do nothing throughout the week. It's funny because I still feel like a NEET sometimes.
>tfw you found a shy, qt girl who has only dated a few other guys but might be a virgin still
We've been taking it really slow because school keeps us both pretty busy but our last two dates went really well. I'm actually really happy about this. Things usually get sexual too quickly for my liking and it makes things seem so less genuine. You guys might hate me for quoting this but I feel it a lot.
>But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two
>I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you
I know this exact feel and it's excellent
>>24520037
have fun with your jealous, demented heart
>>24520037
Where the fuck can I buy those cards?
LOL! I'd be so dead, what about you bros?
completely fucking sober
I wanr some liquor now. Fuck you OP.
Fine.
Doesn't really matter since it would take a bit to get me drunk.
This ugly faggot is only 17 and millions of girls across the world want his dick.
If he can be a world class model with these looks, why can't you manage to get a girlfriend with yours?
i'm not tall enough
>>24519965
He is probably tall and besides the stupid lip shape everything else is pretty much perfect on him.
I can't compare at all.
I have weak eyebrows.
Who here /lucid/ dreams?
I just woke up and I had fantasy sex with 20 different females from 3 different kingdoms.
>at some sort of fashion show
>bunch of stacies around me
>they have fucking warglaives and shit
>when you talk to them stats go down for them or some shit
>keep talking to them
>all of a sudden see some guys holding signs that make the following sentence
>THIS IS THE PART WHERE THEY PULL THE CORD (supposed to be terrorist shit I guess)
>think it'd be funny to spaz out and start yelling like a terrorist
>everyone around me starts backing away and screaming
>do this a few more times
>police try to escort me out
>tries to grab my arm
>misses
>suddenly I'm in the middle of the fashion show stadium
>more importantly I'mDIO
>make an announcement to the word I'm the new leader
>some nobody tries to rush me with a knife
>pose dramatically while THE WORLD smashes his face into the pavement
>wake up
>>24519867
What it feel like?
>>24520217
feels like life except you can move more freely and you just forget you have some senses like taste and smell. Difficult to control at first.
If you want to know if you're dreaming try to look behind you or try to look at a clock.I've had dreams where I was 80% sure it was a dream but didn't want to start raping and trying to fly in case it was real
Posting you are and waifu
Time to hit the gym senpaitachi
There was one cute girl there and one milf
Biel might be my longest running waifu
Then maybe scarlett
Is r9k on any drugs?
Just started taking 10mg Citalopram/Celexa today
Ive been on a bunch of stuff, everything made me feel even shittier but in a new way. None of that crap will fix your problems, for me the best it did was numb me to the point of not thinking.
Im screwed up from having physically and mentally abusive drug addict/dealers for parents and a tough deployment to Iraq. I guess if you have a legit "chemical imbalance" psychiatric drugs could help.
>>24519957
thats sucks.
Were you taking it for depression or anxiety?
>>24519816
started on 20mg citalopram last year, was upped to 40mg until shit hit the fan, got of that and was off meds for most of this year but i've been put on more now. started on 50mg sertraline, was upped to 100mg but may be taken back down again, also started on 3 x 5mg buspirone.
desu SSRIs are shit, if you're going to take them at least try and get stuff like buspirone or bupropion prescribed too.
Hey class
Here's your assignment
>education in the US
TOP KUCK
no wonder your the joke of the world
Fucking lel, pal
>>24519773
This can't possibly be real.
IT WAS ALL A MEME
i used to read fuck my shit up magazine
Pepe and Wojack all up in my computer screen
Posting screenshots of my wall
Is Computer Science capture the most polarizing students?
I feel that CompSci majors are either ultimate-betas, or mega-chads.
What do you guys think? Think it's another major?
I've gotten the same impression as you, but the mega-chads are pretty rare though.
I think that, like most degrees, is a waste of time.
You can get a programming job without a CS degree.
>>24519675
Wow! Thanks for the contribution, m8.
You guys are just like atheists, popping in to give your opinion no matter how unwarranted or irrelevant it is to the discussion.
Also, Computer Science isn't programming.
Who's the most beautiful woman in the world?
You, OP. It was always you. Don't ever doubt yourself.
>>24519476
my mummy
How do you meassure beauty idiot.
Give me mathematical form
>wake up
>every single electronic devices on earth just stop working
wat do
>>24519428
rejoice
go to the gym
read a book
>>24519428
Enjoy rebirth of medieval.
>>24519428
So, Dies the Fire? The first book is really good.
Playing with your portable game consoles in public
>What robots think that people say about them
"Look at this filthy manchild, still playing video games."
>How people actually react
They don't give a shit, especially when they also play games on their phones.
>>24519423
everybody is laughing at you either way
if you are so autistic you cant wait till u get home to play video games play them on your fucking smartphone, at least then it looks like you're texting
>>24519423
I wouldn't play my DS in public.
But I absolutely never leave the house without taking both my Kindle and a physical book with me. The book just in case my Kindle happens to be dying. The only people who care are little kids who think the Kindle is a thing to play games on and keep trying to make the screen move.
>>24519458
>everybody is laughing at you either way
That's what you believe because you are so insecure. I have never met anyone laughing at me for playing games while I am at subway. Mainly because I don't bother anyone (I play with the volume turned off) .
>wageslaves are wasting their lives making money for someone else
>NEETs are wasting their lives being depressed and unhappy
What the fuck are you even supposed to do?
Anything but NEET.
Be self-employed
Just stop being poor
