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Pink nipples or brown nipples?
depends on the skin color of the grill of course. brown bitches with pink nips would be weird.
No preference. I have brown nipples. It's one of my few non-white features.
Brown every time. White girls with brown nipples especially.
D-E-S-l-G-N-A-T-E-D
S-H-I-T-T-I-N-G
>>24514183
s-t-r-e-e-t-s
N-E-E-T-S
Who 30+ years old here and living at home?
I'm 32 and staying at my moms place and I'm unemployed and have a criminal record.
What should I do?
>>24514144
commit more crime obviously
>>24514300
This
As long as you dont hit that 3 strikes shit its not like youll ruin your life anymore
Sign I'd rather kill myself than do more crime.
Who /filthy/ here?
>tfw the smell of ball sweat is making it difficult to eat
>tfw when I run my hand through my hair it feels exactly like buttered up noodles
>tfw when I run my hand down my arms actual lines of dead, black, skin fall off (like when you used to roll play doh really thin when you were kid)
seriously debating between showering and shooting myself. The last time was Halloween.
Do you secretly like it though
how can you go so long without taking a shower? do you not enjoy them?
if dubs you shower
30+ thread. Why are we still on /r9k/?
Been on 4chan 10 years. Where has my life gone?
31, I've been on here for about 9 years.
I've never taken this place seriously. Just a source of entertainment, like watching a sitcom after work or going to a bar to watch a game.
I primarily come here to shitpost and bait. Cheap and easy laughs.
>>24513599
This.
blozox
>>24513530
Because its the funniest place on the net
I've had relationshits and jobs
But /r9k/ is never ending lols
http://illnessquiz.com/autism-test/
well do you have it?
this one is way better OP, and yes
>>24512647
Sadly autism is not what I have. I have something else.
>>24512795
forgot link: http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
the test is made by an actual doctor, and it is specific and thorough in a way any autist can appreciate
>tfw 4.9 inch penis
>tfw 7.8 inch penis
>>24512512
5.5 x 5here
Still fucked this. There is hope anon.
>>24512512
Tfw 10.25 inch penis
What reason could you possibly have to not love Eggman?
I'd easily be the best of bros with him.
If you're reading this, you're awesome EggMills and fuck that haters, tbqhfam.
>>24511550
eggman is a normiescum
that's enough reason for me to hate him.
>>24511550
he's a fucking normie, he just has a weird face, but he's so charismatic he reached chad status.
He looks like that brit comedian, and I hear eggman is also like 6'4"
He's just some fakebot trying to make money off the robot personality.
I wish I was irl friends with him
I was born in 1995, did anyone else have a...thing for this character growing up?
>>24509588
1994 here, and yes.
Tfw 1994
>crush on Kim impossible
>crush on robogirl
>crush on yugi yami
>>24509658
>yugi
Are you a bisexual woman or a faggot?
You guys like Pineapple Pizza?
>>24514623
Its like asking if I like my anus stuffed full of coyote shit.
No, fruit on pizza is worse than the jews.
>>24515049
i love it and you're stupid
>>24514623
> Pineapple Pizza
This is literally one of the oldest meme known to man
>All those runecape videos from 2006-2011, lost in obscurity forever, will probably never even get another view again
> runescape used to be a magically immersive world to take part in, stay up all night, and eat shitty food while playing as an obese child, the magic in life is lost
> those emotions you'll never feel for anyone again
> everything you used to enjoy
>>24514424
oh hey levi
i know this feel a lot
actually listening to the rs soundtrack right now
i still have a 9 year old video up...
>being nostalgic about the MMO played by poor people who couldn't afford a subscription
who /aging poorly/ here?
None of you?
Consider yourselves lucky
lol how old are you
not op but im 25 and people call me zombie because of the bags under my eyes, and when some dudes raided my twitch channel they called me frankendan
>be bald
>go to supercuts wearing a wig
>pay for a haircut and tip them handsomely
>come back a week later wearing an even longer wig and have them cut it again
Fucking idiots can't even figure it out.
>>24513953
>drive manual
>never use first
>>24513953
>person holds door open for me
>don't say thanks
>>24513999
Cringeworthy unless diesel truck
warlords of draenor is 75% off, really thinking of getting back into wow because of this. any robots played the expansion can tell me if it's worth it?
>inb4 /v/
if you didn't waste your teenage years being a shut in playing world of warcraft instead of making friends and losing your virginity you aren't a true robot
no it's not worth it and legion is even worse with more ability pruning. there is no realm identity anymore and people are anti-social as ever in game.
>>24513826
if you've literally never played WoW before, this is the best time to play it
if you've ever played WoW before, this is a trashy downgrade of the game you used to play combined with a facebook game and waiting for queues
get it if you have time to kill and money to burn, but don't expect to enjoy it
Don't. I've fallen back into every expansion and this one couldn't keep me interested for a month. It's absolute shit and finally convinced me that WoW needs to be killed.
>5'9.5'' in the morning
>5'8.5" in the evening
who /manlet/ here?
I am.
>tfw we could've been average if just born a little bit in the past.
fuck this shit.
It's weird too because I'm 5'8 and people call me tall a lot.
I'm really thin and keep a straight posture. so I am always erect.
Manlet here. Truth be told it's not that hard to slash pussy, you just need to know how to talk to women.
Then again I am on a board with super autists.
