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Alright, it's on.
I'm hitting the road with $300 in my pocket.
I'm tired of this life, and as such, I've decided to take matters into my own hands.
I have a traveling buddy that's been to 40 states across America, and experience to go along with it.
What should I expect, and what should I do to prepare.
>I have a car
You should expect to run out of money real quick. Unless you don't drive very much.
>>24506054
>He chose winter to do this.
Prepare to be stranded.
Three hundred dollars is a weeks worth of travel, if that.
Prepare:
Towel, toothbrush, toiletries, water flask, possibly water filter but I never used those.
Very trusted pair of jeans, belt, pocket knife, singlets or undershirt.
Lots of pairs of socks if you're walking everywhere, very trusted pair of shoes.
Compass.
Some people use a mess kit but I prefer real plates, cutlery and pots even though they take up more space.
Good luck and enjoy your freedom.
Who here is homeless? I'm under a bridge near a library using a laptop stolen from a nignog
I moved back in with my parents after my asshole pedo roommate got v& and got us both evicted
>>24505981
How do you get wifi? How do you charge your laptop?
>Who here homeless
I will be in a few weeks.
>no cute homeless girl you see every day outside the grocery store at 1 in the morning to slowly get to know over the granola bars you buy and become gf
who /knowsthisfeel/ here?
>dream you have a gf and a life, it's amazing
>wake up alone in your room a mentally ill NEET
>tfw the emotions u feel in your dreams feel more real and intense than they do in real life
Having a gf won't solve your problems bro
>>24505888
Hope but it would make life better
ho else here /literally evil/
>have normie brother
>he's 4 or 5 years younger than me
>I'm an angry sped virgin and I take it out on him because were in the middle of nowhere
>he pisses me off as a kid
>I lock him in rooms and boxes as a young child and he doesn't even remember
>I beat the shit out of him every day
>I hit him as hard as I can constantly to see how much you can hit a person without killing them
>try spraying chemicals in his eyes to make him blind
>smash his head against a wall
>he tells on me like a little bitch
>parents feel bad for me because I'm retarded and in special ed and don't know how to handle children
>I introduce him to cigarettes alcohol and rap music early on
>for some reason he still loves me and is nice to me and tries to help me
>I come into his room one day and start tapping and jizz all over blankets on the floor he has for his friends that come over every weekend
>I show him my parents pornos and confuse him sexually
>I insist he sucks my dick and he does multiple times
>one day I beat him so bad I break his arm and kick him and break his arm
>he cries and spends all night in the er
>but mummy...daddy...I didn't know I would hurt him
>they once again forgive me and never bring it up
>I sit in my room as a hakikki for years watching anime and playing computer games
>eventually the normie starts smoking weed and doing normie drugs
>his memories of molestation are completely repressed and he doesn't know
>every time I hear them smoke weed I inch my way in and just sit in the corner without talking and they smoke all their weed with me out of obligation
>I convince mummy and daddy to make him bring me everywhere because I don't have friends and my disability checks bought me a car that he needs to do stuff
>I sit there and piss all of his friends off and he starts not getting invited to shit like me and I mooch drugs the whole time
>he starts getting really aattractive girlfriends and I always jerk off to them fucking and screaming each others names
>I sabotage all his relationships and steal his phone to see their nude photos
>he eventually too becomes alone
>he comes out one day about the molestation
>but mummy...daddy...
>I feel so bad oh my god I'm going to kill myself
>they feel even worse for me than they do him now
>he gets neglected and starts acting out
>I buy an apartment with my autismbux and end up finding a at gf and going to college
>he freaks out all day punching holes in walls abusing drugs crying and cutting himself
>my parents end up hating him for it and loving me
>they never say anything about the molestation
>every time they come over I just go mummy daddy I love you and they treat me amazing
>he's trapped with them back home from his PTSD and they drive each other crazy
>my mom screams at him all day and treats me perfect
>he gets fat and his hairline starts receding from all the stress and he quits college with 10k debt
>I get my classes paid for by being special and my body is perfect from my luxury life of watching anime all day
>he has no friends no job no gf and trapped with my crazy mom
I swear to god this is all true not one word is troll bait
dude what are you fucking gay
>>24505832
Who else /pretty tame/ here?
>that feel when on the fence about suicide
>not sure if it's worth it to take the time to fix issues if I'll just kill myself anyway
WHO ELSE /onthefence/ HERE?
me
ill prolly just take 2 bars and sleep in my car in the garage with a tube from the exhaust to the window
Me. I have a noose drawn up and a loaded magazine+pistol sitting around but there's an irritating little kernel of hope left. I know it has literally no basis of reality, too. It's frustrating as fuck, m8
>no one wants to help fix flaws
>everyone wants to point out flaws
THANKS GUYS I HADNT NOTICED I FUCKED UP MY LIFE
I want to talk about >tfw no gf from a different perspective.
The ultimate thirst in a man's psyche is for power. We are born weak and helpless, and we will stay that way unless we change it. There is no difference, in terms of power, between a baby and a robot with no skills, social life, career, money, or sex. What does he have control over? What kind of Ramen to have tonight?
For robots, the inability to fuck 99.9999% of the women you want to is the most glaring evidence of a power vacuum in your life. We want that more than we want power in our jobs, power over others, or large amounts of money.
Meanwhile every spandex clad ass that walks by reminds us that even if she was single and horny, we have no power to get her to fuck us.
Now, when a guy turned chad overcomes this initial, glaring lack of power in his life and can predictably fuck women he wants, he starts feeling empty. He didn't actually want pussy.
Fucking women is the entry level of the Power scale. While fucking even one woman is a challenge for us, making it into that first level of power is slightly disappointing. So you're getting vagina? Great. So are billions of other men.
To a man in this place, I would advise you to start looking at other power vacuums in your life. Are you running shit at work? Are you calling the shots in your social circle or are you hoping the more powerful dude texts you "the plan" this weekend?
Do you control anyone? Do you have Authority? Do you have money?
Real power is not wielded without it.
Welcome to the ultimate addiction that drives men to conquer and rule.
So to all of you still daydreaming about a gf, its not their pussy you crave. Its the power to get pussy.
Why do guys lose interest in their wives? Because very little power is required to get her to fuck you. Why do you still daydream about Stacy? Because you lack the power to get them.
Your brain isn't craving pussy. Its craving power.
>>24505786
Hmm, good point
no, not really. i just want pussy.
>>24505896
Yeah seriously.
I'm too anxious to be the center of attention like that. I just want a warm tight hole to blow a load into while I play vidya, take drugs, and play music all day.
A girl whom I can share my interests with, take drugs with, just have a genuine connection and actuallyb myselfaround is the dream desu, but that's never happened and I doubt it ever will; so the warm hole will do for now.
Who /anti-natalist/ here?
I've been thrown into life without my consent by my parents because they got bored of their shit lives. Life is cruel and unusual, anyone who decides to give birth is a psychopath.
I am one. Woo hoo.
anti natalism is patrician
This "anti -natalist" thing you say is the most contrarian deluded thing you can think of. None of the choices you made in life worked so you resort to saying "b-b-but i didnt choose to be born!"
Nigga none of us did.
Annon come outside and throw the old pig skin with you dad
>>24505675
dad im so happy your alive!
>>24505675
Fuck you dad I wanna be a dancer
>>24505675
Dad, it's November. Come inside and put some clothes on.
Have you ever been friends with a girl in your childhood?
I once tried to befriend a girl somewhere in third grade. That is until I found out she wasn't a boy but a boyish girl. I stopped talking to her, either because it weirded me out or because we didn't have similar interests.
Anon do you have a source on that image? I can't seem to find anything on ex-hentai or saucenao.
>>24505841
Hiiragi Elementary School Love Club
it's sfw
yeah I was best friends with my female neighbor for all of my childhood
we were the same age but we weren't in the same grade because she got held back a year because she was deaf when she was a baby and resultwise her development was stunted, but she was just as smart as anybody else
we'd play together almost every day after school, never at school though because it wasn't cool to play with the opposite gender, you know how it is, but after school I'd pretty much head straight over to her house or she'd come to ours every day
we played boardgames and watched movies and went exploring in the woods and had sleepovers, we must have watched Aladdin on VHS 100 times
during middle school we sort of drifted apart naturally though, I still see her sometimes but it's never more than a "hey" as we pass eachother on the street
the worst part is she's probably not more than 30 feet away right now if she's at home, it's a shame.
>started uni around 2/3 months ago
>no friends or anything
>Started new course 3 weeks ago
>Today after the lecture all the qts were scratching their heads not understanding anything
>They decided to post on the facebook group wall that they're having a study group at uni
>Decided to go because why the fuck not, might make a friend if nothing else, nothing to lose
>20 ppl there all going through problems and discussing them, some looking like they've just lost their entire lust to live
>Sit down and start doing practice exams
>"Hey anon you're not gonna do the recommended assignments?"
>n-nah I remember this from high school
>"Can you help me with this?"
>Was some graph shit that moves depending on x values and whatnot , Basic calculus shit
>Try to explain
>She looks like a lost puppy
>Try again slower and trying to be more clear
>She looks even more lost
>Draw it on the nearby whiteboard and go through thoroughly
>"Ah now it makes sense! That's why I was getting it wrong! You're so smart!"
>Just noticed that almost everyone is looking at me while I'm explaining
>End up going through all the parts needed for the exam next week, equations, formulas and whatnot
>Everyone looks to happier and a lot of people thank me at the end
>Get asked If I ever wanted to do this again by QT that organized this
>"I'll have to think about it"
Feels good to be a cyborg, I think I'm turning a bit more like a normie and you know what? I like it.
>a bunch of idiots made me do their homework for them
Yeah you're really breaking the mold, champ.
>>24505943
jieb?
Take your exit and RUN
get out of here
go
it's not too late for you
do what we couldn't and live on to succeed
Honest question, how can guys knowingly date non-virgins?
inb4 false flagging roasties
>>24505557
i don't, but then again i don't date anyone.
>>24505557
Okay, I'll bite.
Because desirable people are very likely to lose their virginity at a young age since they won't have any problems getting into a relationship in their teens. Often, these relationships don't last very long because people grow up and change or for many other legit reasons.
I'd understand if you don't want to date a known slut, but there is nothing wrong with a woman who has had a reasonable number of serious relationships.
They just want pussy or are keks
>i am a dentist
>fucking roastie mexican always says race baiting or borderline rascist shit at my job
>in break room and she walks in
>she says "so monkey got her banana"
>i've never confronted her about it because i'm calm but I told her it was time for a "bean town beat down"
>laugh as she walks out the door.
>today i went into work and i got fired because she recorded me saying something racist and edited out her part.
>said i'm threatning her and she might press charges
>only 2k in bank account
>jobless
What am I going to do
*racist
Sorry im beating the coco wand to some 2d
>bean town beat down
Egg her car. Do it. Hurry.
who here /toodepressedtomasturbate/
please kill me
*kills u*
Iktfb
Nofap is literally no problem most of the time
too cold to fap
>tfw no beautiful wife
Underrated shitpost
>tfw living during wartime
>tfw no beautiful home
I just deleted all the porn on my hard drive.
>>24505331
that looks ridiculous
>>24505331
So gross. You should have deleted that shit instead.
did you do it after a fap session. you should always wait a couple of hours before a decision is made.
