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What the fuck is a person supposed to do in life? I have no fucking clue what I'm supposed to do with mine other than work, eat, sleep until I die. And I don't want to do that, neither do I want to kill myself.
How does one become satisfied with life if there is no future but infinite wageslavery?
>>24500097
Lie, cheat, and steal your way to the top. Just don't get caught. If you do, always setup scenarios that allow plausible deniability and for you to shift the blame on someone else.
>>24500097
set a goal ?
any goal would do
just remember that you will feel empty after realizing it
"The purpose of life is the continuation of life. For when life ceases to exist, no purpose can be assigned to it."
So please make chilluns and survive the happening. That's all there is to it.
What server does/did /r9k/ play on
>>24500063
Wyrmrest Accord
>>24500087
Moon Guard here.
>>24500087
Same, named my paladin rebdomine after Eric Harris.
Write a letter to a person who will never read it.
Then I will respond, as that person, with what I think you need to hear.
Dear M,
Yo.
I don't really know how to start here. I've been...away for a while, and I've learned a few things.
A few weeks after I saw you on Venice pier, my parents sent me away to a wilderness program for the summer. I needed to mend my ways and learn tools to become a responsible young adult. I met many people there, and...well, I had a lot of time to reflect on things.
About three months ago, I left the wilderness program and now, I'm at a boarding school in connecticut. I'm fairly happy here - making friends, getting okay grades - but I still have one end to meet. One final broken bond to mend, before I can move on.
I...well, yeah, it goes with out saying. I wronged you in ways I didn't even know I was capable of. I used you, as a sort of test of my own capacity.
I could go on and on about every single awful thing I did, but the point is moot. I'm just going to cut to the chase here - I'm sorry.
...you...really have no reason to believe me. In fact, it would probably be smarter of you to just assume that what I'm saying is bullshit. I dunno.
...Think of this message as from a different me. The manipulative, cruel side of me - he's a different person. I despise him. I never want to see him again.
Well, I'm sorry. That's the basic point of my message. Take of it what you will.
Dear mom and dad,
You ruined my life in every conceivable way. I hate you profoundly and wish great suffering upon you.
>>24499982
Dear everyone on this board,
You are all worthless fucking retarded faggots, having sex is great and really enjoyable.
Too bad you will never experience it, because rather than working towards a goal, you would
rather shitpost on the worst board ever.
fucking areninegay amirite?
P.S. The xfiles is good
GUTS IS OFF THE BOAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
KENTARO MIURA'S RUSE CRUISE IS OVER
http://www.mangaumaru.com/archives/559570
>>24497751
>this whole post
What the fuck are you even talking about you vague faggot
Is it true? I'll kill you if you're lying.
HOLY SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
Let's play a game is this a nice girl, or no?
I'll start
Is this nice girl?
She looks very nice but I have an inkling OPie will somehow disagree.
>>24497682
i don't want to play this game >.>
Ex Chad here. Ask me anything about my life before or after I let one girl ruin my life in just a few months.
Chads dont let girls ruin them. you are just a failed normie,
>>24496895
She was not a girl. She was a god damn succubus
Do you prefer Sheamus being champion over Reigns?
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
http://strawpoll.me/6088804
>take test
>answer honestly, otherwise its pointless and you're just lying to yourself
>put result in strawpoll above so we can see the most prevalent personality type on /r9k/
>discuss results in thread
INTP reporting in.
INTP master race desu. Also bump so people have time to take the test.
Reminder that INTJs are autistic
>>24495865
INFP over here.
I actually fit more in the INTP description when it comes to most things, I'm just too emotional sometimes.
>So Anon! Where is your girlfriend? You know you owe your parents grandchildren!
A bear ate her, trust me.
but mom, i'm not a lesbean
>>24495593
>i've found my one true love, Shaniqua Monique, she's from the South Side of Chicago. Mom, dad, you're going to have beautiful mixed grandchildren.
Why don't you learn to program?
You could program yourself a gf.
Or get a job that pays more than minimum wage.
>>24493542
Oversaturated trads
>>24493542
i'm too fucking stupid for that shit
>>24493739
You don't have to be that smart or even be any good at math beyond knowing the basics.
Even women can program these days.
Quite concerned here, kin. I've had an erection for about 2.5+/-0.5 hrs. I haven't taken anything and I came once already. I tried to cum a second time but it wasn't happening. I tried cold water. I don't want to go to the hospital and spend money on a fucking boner. I will if I have to, but shit, kin. Wtf is happening? It's as hard as it gets and there's no way I could have been slipped drugs. Nothing in the air. Not aroused. Idk, kin. I just see an embarrassing hospital visit in my near future and I don't want to go because I don't like people, spending what little money I have, hospitals, wasting my time on shit like that, leaving my piss bottles alone in case anyone goes through my room.
Also, it's really hard to pee. I've had to pee quite bad for like an hr now and I keep going to the bathroom to forse it out until like 10% is gone and I can relax for another 10 minutes. I'm sure you understand from the sporadic writing that I'm a little on edge atm because of this dumb shit. Help, kin.
Self amputation, Anon.
>>24490899
Maybe blood is trapped in your dong. You've tried cold water, but what about an ice compress? Thats really all i can think of outside of a doctor visit. There's meds to help i'm sure, but i'm no doctor
https://www.menshealthforum.org.uk/my-erection-wont-go-down-faqs
>How can I prevent it?
>You can't.
You were doomed from the start.
How does one go about getting a prostitute, /r9k/? Furthermore, what price range would they be generally?
>>24503782
Depends, anon
newmootblockers
Did you ever read the catcher in the rye? Youre supposed to look for a sketchy black guy and if you eye him long enough or stand in an elevator with him hell bring it up
>>24503782
google [COUNTRY NAME] escorts
go to that website, browse pics, stats, reviews like any other product
call
book
get over the stigma and personal fears
fug dat bussy
Sup cunts, what're you sipping/smoking/popping//insufflating/IV'ing tonight?
In case anyone cares I'm a very experienced drug user who's kind of drunk and enjoys answering people's questions
>>24503154
When did you stop saying 'responsible drug user'?
It can't have been that people have called you out on the paradox, knowing the social dogma that 'drugs are harmless'.
Have you just reckoned this is an upgrade, a more self-nobilitating term?
>>24503240
Ah no, wait, I get it. You stopped saying 'responsible' because it *implied* that there are *ir*responsible drug users. And you finally realized that you don't want that. Silly me.
>>24503240
>When did you stop saying 'responsible drug user'?
Oh yeah, I just forgot this time. I suppose I'm drunker than I usually am when I make these threads
>Ah no, wait, I get it. You stopped saying 'responsible' because it *implied* that there are *ir*responsible drug users. And you finally realized that you don't want that. Silly me.
lol what?
I *am* a responsible drug user, in that I aim to maximize the safety of my usage through knowledge of the substances and their purity etc.
Obviously there's an element of risk with taking any drug, but to imply that one user cannot be more responsible than another because "DURGZ R BAD" is ludicrous.
>Want to buy Splatoon on Black Friday
>Remember I have no motivation to play vidya
>Remember I have no one to play it with
>>24502341
>buy Splatoongood taste oniichan
same thing happened to me, at the end of the day you'll feel empty no matter what
My friend plays splatoon. He just found an online team and chats with them all the time now I guess. So I think you'd be okay. He's a hikikomori too so not like he's chad or anything.
>>24502341
anon
im going to buy a wii u on black friday and splatoon
ill play with you
Are there actually white men here who "can't get a girlfriend" or are they just trolling? You retards think you got it tough? Try being a mixed race manlet faggot.
>>24502271
>Living life on easy mode: male edition
>Thinks whites are the le gatekeepers
>Posturing thread for sperg status
wew
>mixed race as well
It's alright though, not in the position to find love at the moment.
I think I never will but that's the least of my concerns, actually never was a concern since I don't like people, especially the opposite sex.
So what can of mix are you OP?
>Black manlet
>normie by default because everyone thinks I'm le hilarious nigger
>no woman is interested in me because I'm a fucking midget
White guy's have it so easy provided they're not short but even then have it much easier than short black men. There's a 5'3 white Hispanic manlet in my dorm fucking a 5'8 cute blonde but I know she'd never let me fuck
I just want to be taller and mixed race
the word "creep"
>>24502235
but I'm a creep
I'm a weirddoooooo
what the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here
Creepy is a nicer way to call someone ugly. There's a reason why when chads make ugly faces on their normiebook and all the girls say, "omg yew look so creepy in this pic! omg lol!"
the word "trigger"
