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>only attract fat girls
>Have never attracted any girls
I don't even want a girlfriend, it just hurts to know you're completely unwanted, even by the girls typically considered unattractive, i.e., fat girls.
I'm that bad.
>don't even attract fat girls
>never attract anyone because shut-in
Did any of you virgin fags ever had sex with your own mother?
I did and I don't regret it, at least I lost my virginity, i'm a fucking NORMIE now, SEE YOU LOSERS!
>>24506929
heres your response oniichan
>>24506929
The incest is tangible from across the internet.
>>24506929
I don't believe you, senpai.
Is your mom hot?
>tfw downed 800mg of DXM and waiting for it to kick in.
Post experiences, opinions, etc.
desu its probably one of the most robot drugs.
Did DXM 3 times, loved it first 2 times, hated it the 3rd time. 1st time didn't know what to expect and eventually became one with my carpet
>800
yikes
i weigh 215 and i usually take about tree fiddy and that's a jolly good time, more could be too intense, i havent tried yet.
how fast does tolerance build/dissipate with this stuff?
>>24490768
>take 250mg last night around 2am
>feel it enough to have the robo walk
>Just high enough to feel good and have bad jugement
>end up taking 800 more mgs
>Blown out of my fucking mind
>music is a phsysical enitity
>feel good, still in control enough someohow
>see patterns, spirils
>lay in bed tripping balls and listening to vaporwave all morning
>get paranoid a few times
>everything was just really really hazy.
>tfw tripped until 11am when i feel asleep
>woke up a few times, was still feeling trippy when i woke up.
>wake up fucking 12am today
>brain feels like fried egg.
Also, have fun on your trip op.
Can we get a good ol' school feels thread?
>"OK everybody you will work with a partner on the next assignment"
>teacher looks at me
>"... or you can work on your own...
>that girl who went to another class who you had no mutual friends with but would always make eye contact with you at random intervals and you could never bring yourself to actually say hello because she would always catch you off guard with her unassuming expression and it would never be the right time
>>24506537
>OR you can work on your own
what's the problem?
>>24506597
>my countenance when
Hello fellow robots,
There's this tall super cute girl I cam in contact with in my Chemistry assignment. We've been spending 2 times together at her place and she was more friendly than any other chick was ever to me. I think it was likage at first sight. I cooked something for her the second time and I think she likes me too. Only problem is her complety Chad type boyfriend. How do I go about this, how do I make them break up? Anybody ever attempted such a Machiavellian quest? Any help appreciated.
>>24517899
kek this is gonna be good
Ever considered you were friend zoned?
>>24517899
if she breaks up for you she will break up on you
>>24517942
also this
probably already too late unless you start dating some of her friends who is hotter
WHEN I WAS
a young boy
My father
took me into the city
To seee a marching band
He said
Son when
you grow up
Would you
be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?
He said
Will you
defeat them
The wagekeks
and all the jew deceivers
The plans that they have made?
Because one day
I'll leave you
A phantom
to lead you in the summer
TO JOIN THE NEEEET PARADE
>>24517884
>listening to my kek romance in 2015
>>24517884
Thisis what I love to listen to.
goddamn you neets are fucking hysterical
How do I fix this?
My cock legit looks like a banana
Have you tried throwing it to see if it comes back?
>>24517795
get a boner and bend it until it straightens out
>>24517795
>>24517805
>>24517919
thats normal you retard, havent you ever had sex ed or paid attention to cocks in porn?
they are supposed to have a bent in it, feels better for the gurls, unless yours goes around a +90 degree corner you have nothing to worry about
if you wear cargo shorts you should stop
But they complement my socks and sandals so well!
>>24517578
i dont wear them anymore
cause its winter
but these shorts are acceptable in summer, at least here they are
show me the alternative of what is acceptable in your area OP, im seriously interested
>>24517578
w-what about cargo pants
Your alarm clock is going off. Wake up and get to work, wagekek. Your boss might fire you if you are late again.
DUDE
WAGES
LMAO
>>24517454
>alarm clock
>5:57pm
I'm NEET and I hate it man.
I wish I was back in school learning new things, interacting with other humans. I had a nice group of friends I used to hang out with, we all played super smash bros in the game room. And everything was okay.
Now I just sit in my room on the computer all day. This isn't the way for a human to live.
I'd get a job or do anything at all if I didn't have so much agoraphobia.
Has /r9k/ heard of Elliot Rodger?
He was a spree killer who killed 6 people and himself at his college town in May 2014. He was a 22 year old virgin and otherwise like a stereotypical /r9k/ user.
Only six people? What a noob. I bet he didn't even use grenades.
No. Never heard of him.
Really? He seems to be pretty attractive. Are you sure he was a virgin?
NEET's are the pure scum on this earth. They don't contribute shit to society. All they do is shitpost and jack off to hentai. Not to mention >tfw no gf. Well boo fucking hoo, how about you get off your lazy ass and do something about it
>>24517029
>tfw no gf
>tfw wagekek
It's the worst possible combination
Hey, you can shit on us all day for not doing anything, but you know for a fact we never did anything to you. We're too fucking lazy. Go blame someone else for your problems.
Tell me right now what "contributing to society" is, because I'm pretty sure not even sad little wagekucks know what that means.
>I'm so glad to meet a progressive boy who understands that gender is a social construct
>Tee hee, it's not gonna suck itself baby boi!
>lol I don't usually do this but yeah you can take off the condom!
what is wrong with this persons ass? Does anyone know a medical term for this? It's literally disgustiny.
>>24516853
Literally HIV.
>>24516853
degeneracy has met it's match
What is your excuse, /r9k/?
the boyfriend of lauren mayberry (chvrches 9/10 qt)
>>24516719
DUDE UGLY CUNT LMAO
>>24516725
w2c glasses family
So long story short im literally wasting my life away on the computer. im on the computer 15hours a day 7/7. No i dont exagerate it's not in reality 10hours a day. It's legit 15h/day 7/7. Been like that for years. I just open this fucking box, open the browser/video game and the time just poof, goes away in a second I don't even notice it.
How do I break this addiction ? Anyone here had that problem and ended up solving it or at least making it a little better ?
Sounds great to me
>>24516274
start reading books. You can also try going outside but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>24516274
its not an addiction, you are here because you have nothing better to do
why are /soc/ type threads not allowed on r9k? after all we are all the socially inept people who could benefit the most from penpals, phone, video chate, It''s like 4chan absolutely hates us
I'm so lonely I want to sleep all day on xanax. Help me r9k..
>>24516013
What's xanax like? My dad suddenly popped into my room today and wants to take me to go see a doctor about my problem with anxiety. Should I shoot for a xanax prescription or some type of barbiturate?
>>24516013
>why are /soc/ type threads not allowed on r9k?
Because this is /r9k/ and not /soc/ you stupid attention whore piece of shit.
Fuck off to /soc/ already.
>>24516176
this tbfqh fem
