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ITT: Autism and autism accessories
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>>24517399
>dem fila treads
Literally the worst one
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>>24517399
cantpostwithouttextthofamalam
T I C KOCK
>>24517252
>I meme'd it again! xDDD
jokes on you, I work nights and got off work a few hours ago.
>>24517259
shouldnt you be in bed wagie? you'll need all the rest you can get before dragging yourself out of bed at 6am tomorrow. don't forget to work extra hard so your boss can buy that boat he's been looking at.
>guy makes a thread about an insecurity he has
>another guy comes in and derails it with his "even worse" insecurity
Why do you do this?
It's a discussion board, not a blog.
>guy makes a post that makes your insecurity seem normal by comparison
>make a thread about it out of butthurt
Why did you do this?
>>24517217
Because on /r9k/, it is our duty to one-up everyone else about how miserable we are.
Looks like you're in luck guys
>tfw no alpha female to kek alpha chad with me
fuck I'm so beta
but how will my future waifu find me in my basement?
>>24517111
Beta but at least you have trips
Bitches love trips
Just let them know you got them
Typical /r9k/ virgin.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qdhYQJrXlDg
>being this much of an attention whore
He am become normie
>>24516892
He's dying and on a shitload of medication. I don't know what he has but he's mentioned this several times. Let the dude do what he wants.
Who is this swekek he's from KEKholm alright
Why do americans only eat boring types of pizza etc cheese, pepperoni you guys have such shit taste.
Pineapple and tiny preserved fish do not belong on pizza.
>>24516566
GET THIS IN YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not sure where you get your facts, me and the boys always get jalapenos and spicy italian sausage.
If you prefer the right over the left you need to fuck off back to reddit you low-test beta
you made me laugh
good job anon
But I do prefer the left.
>>24516509
>neither masterrace
White girl joins isis for attention then gets killed trying to escape
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/24/austrian-teenager-who-joined-isis-is-beaten-to-death-for-trying-to-escape-5523817/
>>24516464
Sansa Stark died?
>>24516464
Albanians are not white.
>>24516464
Serves her right that whore. She got a husband and a kid. What was she planning to do just leave them?
Are there any hairdressers on /r9k/?
Do you ever get customers where you think
>thats a robot
How do you notice it?, the looks, do they smell?
I once had a short asian MILF with huge fake tits cut my hair. her tits were on my back or shoulder almost the entire time, and at the end she turned me around and bent over me to the point my nose was literally in her cleavage so she could trim some stray hairs
for some reason MILFs are more attracted to me than girls my age, maybe its pity
>>24516251
>r9k
>asks if anyone has a nice job
Robots don't even like having their own hair cut. You forget where you are
>>24516348
r9k isnt only robots tho.
I improved this white woman by making her have asian features, what do you think?
I think you're a fucking idiot and not for the reason you think.
>>24516057
Why, because I recognize the inherent superiority of the beauty of asian women?
>>24516033
>scary goblin eyes
>tiny jaw to get at your intestines more easily
no thanks
Anyone here faps thinking about kissing and cuddling cute girls rather than doing extreme sexual things with pornstars?
s-sometimes...
that pic is so lewd btw >_>
Fap to extreme sexual things porn, but the kissing/cuddling fantasies keep me up every night, longer than it should. Probably couldn't fall asleep now without fantasizing about a qt3.14 gf asleep next to me.
>>24515884
How does it feel to have a qt3.14 gf asleep next to you?
>That guy who comes in and doesn't intend to buy a thing
>Just want someone to listen to him talk
For fuck's sake, mate. I understand loneliness but I don't come to your job and interrupt your suicide fantasies and talk about my problems. I would appreciate you offer me the same treatment.
Hi i like to browse with no intentions to buy. Would it be a problem if i come to hour store and do that everyday? I dont like talking to people
>>24515851
Browsing without purchase is at worst a mild irritantance, it just means I have to look busy until you leave. Don't really care. They people who treat me like a close friend or free psychiatrist are the ones wearing me down. I just don't care about your life. Please leave me alone.
>>24515901
>irritantance
*irritation.
>all these salty roasties being salty cuz men like that prime teen/tween pussy
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3u1ts7/what_are_some_of_the_biggest_mistakes_you_think/
Who gives a shit, really? Who actually gives a single fuck what women think except beta faggots? They are literally butthurt about every fucking thing in the entire universe.
>>24515878
That's exactly why it's so funny. Women are beta faggots when it comes to age.
>>24515826
What's wrong with wanting an obedient sexbot
>tfw life is like a penis
>simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely
>and then women make it hard.
>>24515739
>tfw will never suck a penis that big
>>24515749
it's not even that big desu, its in the foreground, and her hand is on it. female hands are usually 2.5-3.5 inches wide, its like 6-7 inches top. its only appearing that big because, on the screen, it begins at the bottom of her breasts and reaches to her mouth. a penis would have to be over a foot long to reach that far.
>>24515799
All this fucking rationalizing.
Jesus Christ, you dicklets are pathetic. Sometimes a big dick is just a big dick.
Today my parents dog bit the shit out of my dads hand. It hit a vein, blood everywhere, hand was black and swollen. I gave the little Weiner dog a fuckin hard kick in the side and he ran away crying. Made me feel bad for what I did, I was just angry. Mom having him put down tomorrow. She put him in the garage. I let him come out and he's sleeping with me in bed for one last night (pic) and he doesn't even know what's coming Feelsbadman. Just wanted to share this stupid story with someone.
Why did the dog bite him? Was your dad trying to pick him up/ move him?
>>24515686
I'm really sorry bro that sucks.
Would totally hug you if I could.
Why did he bite your dad?
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