Halp pls what say

>>24540376
you should say "ahoy hoy"

i give you my seal of approval that she will let you smash her box

Ask her if she wants a pony

The fantasy is ruined because I thought I'd have a hot wife to produce a decent looking daughter

"ok" then never respond ever again

Cmon yall help a nigga outo

>>24540495
Find out if she's free friday, get slightly hammered, make her your slut.

Okay
Get me my belt you little shit

>>24540495
say ahoy hoy you fucking dumb cunt

"be a good girl for daddy and send me pics"

Say "finish all your vegetables and daddy will take you out for an ice cream treat"

>>24540376
say that she needs to clean her room and you are gonna check on it, if it isnt clean you are gonna spank her

this is what dads to to their daughters right?

idk, i never experienced fatherhood or being a daughter, i probably will be a terrible father

>>24540376
tell her shes fat cause she is