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>Be me.
>Be wagekek.
>Only person with an IQ above 70 in the entire business.
>Can't relate to any of my coworkers.
>They're literally interested in only the lowest common denominator.
>Pic extremely related.
>I come home to vent about it on a board obsessed with cartoon frogs.
I just want to meet anybody with similar interests, or at least somewhat unique.
>>24555394
you ever think that maybe you just have a superiority complex?
>>24555394
>Be me.
Cut that shit out family, this is the biggest indicator that you're just some reddit fuck with a superiority complex. Why put that shit at the start of the post? We know who is posting.
>>24555439
Yes.
Now what?
Do you want kids /r9k/?
Lets ignore the whole "women are untrustworthy harpies" thing for a moment and just talk about children.
I kinda want to live childfree but only because I know I could work very little and live comfortably if I'm just supporting myself.
However I also kinda want kids so I don't die alone.
What's your stance on being a parent?
>tfw your families bloodline survived for god knows how long just so you could jack off, shitpost and drink mtn dew all day
>>24555305
My moms been pushing me to have kids but i dont even have a gf so that eont happen anytime soon.
But i do want one myself, just not now.
I understand people that dont want kids, they're a huge responsibility
I want kids but don't want to take care of them
ITT: we dispel /r9k/ myths
>you need a big dick to please a girl and make her scream
I have an average dick (5.75x5) and the last two girls I fucked both had nice fat asses. Both of them screamed loudly. 5'8 manlet with a 7/10 face.
>you need to be 6', short girls only go for tall men
True for a small minority of girls, notably the braindead ones with no personality and little to bring to the table. I had a gf who was 5'1, have dated a few girls between 5'0-5'3.
>looks are all that matter
It's all relative. You need one or two things about you that stand out, that's all. Uniqueness helps a lot too. Confidence for example, is hugely underrated these days by males. Women still absolutely love it as they always have. You don't need social status or money for it. I have a fucking skeleton body, never seen wrists or hands smaller on a male, even smaller than the girl I'm currently seeing has bigger ones than me.
>inb4 "rooo norman"
>5'7
>5'10 likes you
>>24555239
Exactly. Manlets can even get tall women. Personally that's not my thing since it just doesn't feel right to me for the girl to be taller.
>it matters to have a gf
Yes. Kill yourself if you don't have one.
So where is a person supposed to turn if their own species is evil and against them? Humans obviously couldn't give a shit less about each other or any sort of collective good. Can anyone even be bargained with? Gods? Demons? Dragons? Aliens? Spirits? Is there any hope at all? Or is this it? Just a shitty life where everyone expects you to be some lifeless drone slaving away for a corporation while we burn the world and the only thing to be offered in return are useless material objects of no significant value? And if you're not interested in plastic trinkets and flashing lights, what then? Tough?
>>24555211
>>>/x/
Is where you want to go anon
>>24555211
EA Enki... The most benevolent God you will find, also fathered the Human race.
We are in this shit because he rebelled against his father Anu who wants Humanity DEAD.
The final battle awaits. Actually, we are already in it. It's a battle for the mind and soul.
>>24555434
But gods don't answer prayers. Even the righteous (as tiny a number of them exist) are ignored by the gods.
>that feel when you missed out on teenage love
Teenage love is kinda beautiful but one of the most melencholic feelings in the entire world.
Like, its awesome to know someone loves you. Its amazing to make love to someone who truely loves you. On top of this teenage love feels so much more genuine than when you are an adult. You and your partner have so many hormones and teenage emotions running through you that everything feels so right. It feels like you found your soul mate.
But it ends. It ends abruptly and it ends harshly. The happiest of an ending you can get when it comes to teenage love is breaking up at the end of high school and maybe getting married when you meet back up as adults. But even then you would have both been with multiple other people. It fills your adult head with "what if".
"What if" you ended up with jenny, that girl you met in a bar in college.
"What if" you ended up with Katie, that girl that you met speed-dating one night when you were feeling your loneliest.
And she is thinking the exact same thoughts. The same "what if"s. You don't get those if you just casually date a girl and than marry her after college.
And thats only if everything goes perfectly. Most of the time you just never talk to her again after high school. Or even worse she dumps you or you have to dump her, when your love is the strongest.
Teenage love is beautiful. Whether its worth it or not is up to you.
>that feel when you didn't
It is not worth all the exagerations /r9k/ makes.
There are other things you can enjoy in life you know.
>>24555461
>The happiest of an ending you can get when it comes to teenage love is breaking up
Why is the happiest ending not staying together after high school and getting married some years later?
I have zero experience and am just wondering.
Where do I find the best boypussy?
>>24555047
Anywhere other than where you are right now.
Reddit or anywhere else but here
>>24555047
That's a terminal case of manface right there
post your best black people music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRRh_ICFtY
kanye son
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>tfw no Hmong-American GF who can support you because of her role in a kids show
>I would nut all over her
>>24554946
explain yourself anon
>>24554946
>tfw a girl who looks very similar to her seems into me and we hang out a lot
It's so weird and saddening to know that some schools are starting to skip teaching kids to read cursive because they consider it useless
>>24554937
>Anon, you'll thank us later when you're in mid school and need to write notes quickly
>Maybe when you're in high school you'll finally appreciate having learned cursive
>Whatever they say, cursive is very important for taking notes in uni
Second year uni and my notes are either print or electronic. Good job guys, you correctly anticipated my needs.
So sad, just how like the nips stopped teaching the abacus huh?
>>24554937
Are you saying it's not useless? I still remember in elementary school when I asked the teacher why we were learning this dumb bullshit and her response was
>because in highschool and above, they'll only accept papers written in cursive
And then in highschool and above you type everything.
Technically it's not completely useless. You still have to know your name in cursive so you can write your signature.
>You will never be a teenager living in 70's New York City
>>24554812
>you will never experience the 60s and 70s as a young adult
>>24554812
>get raped or mugged by a nigger right away
For people too young to know, 1970s New York was fun. Muggings, rape, drugs, abject poverty, and prostitutes and porn shops in times square. Going to the city was an adventure. You could be killed or robbed. It was dangerous and exciting. None of this family friendly shit.
www.nydailynews.com/new-york/gritty-new-york-city-1970s-gallery-1.1318521
>see this is free on stream
>bored
>play it
>got keked by Brad
Fuck I can't believe it, I get keked no matter what.
Tell us more about this game.
I've been tempted to download it as i'm from the generation that used AIM to score 14 yo chicks in america and buy a ticket to go see and fuck them and spend a nice week in boston.
no matter what route you take you never win her over or get a good ending.
>>24554945
I think that's the beauty of it. Life is shit kid, grow a thick skin.
Well r9k are you a real man?
What HAVE you ever offered to a girl?
Tender love and affection.
>>24554755
dinner
a drink at the bar
Name 2 things women actually want besides dick and money
Be honest now
Why are all of you such gigantic fucking faggots?
get a fucking grip
yeh brah radical brah yeh dude totally bro 420 brah.
fuck off you idiot i could literally pick you up and throw you out a fucken window.
exactly
they just need to be themselves
>>24554735
Actually, most of us already have death grip. We can't get more of a grip than what we already have.
Im bored and sober since nearly one month.
So what now?
try to fuck something
>>24554597
WATCH ANIME
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>>24554657
I dont want to leave the house and im not into incest
>10 page paper
>due Sunday by midnight
>haven't started yet
What do?Is it true, if I go to student services and get a diagnosis of depression, I can get extensions on assignments? Or is this a meme?
>>24554585
It's only 10 pages, anon. Just get on with it - you have the looming deadline to motivate you.
What's your paper about anon? And no its just a meme.Teachers are human and most will help you out if you explain yours situation clearly enough. Why not try talking to them
>>24554585
DO IT
DO IT NOW
THE TIME SPENT WILL BE THE SAME
YOU'LL JUST WORRY LESS IN THE REMAINING TIME
