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>>24560944
you have pin worms

>tfw no bf with a perfectly smooth, clean, girly ass that I can do butt stuff with
Why are you all so fucking gross and hairy?

>>24560970

whoa there anon, please, we are all about body positivity here on /r9k/. let's not hate on people for having hairy, smelly buttholes

I actually had condomless sex for the first time TODAY, with a girl i met through CL. Before, like you i jad only had sex with a couple of escorts. Ill try to describe it as best as i can.
1. the immense warmth/wetness.
You cant really have condomless sex with a girl who isnt attracted to you imo, bc the wetness of a vag felt so mind numbingly good. It was ten times better then jerking off, and anyone who says wanking can replace sex is retarded.
2. The feeling
Compared to with a condom on, without a condom you feel so much more. Every contraction of her vagina wrapped around your dicks feels amazing. I cant even imagine fucking a pure virgin bc it would probably be insanely tight as hell and feel soo good. But yeah it feels great.
Tldr; condomless sex is amazing. Id put up an ad on Craigslist, bc it worked for me. Found a milf and had great nsa sex.

>>24560991
Bro never fuck a CL skank rawdog again. Go get yourself tested as well. Be thankful if it comes back negative.

>>24560921
You need to stop masturbating it leads to death grip and loss of sensation stop for two or three months use thin condoms do not drink and pussy feels like a tight warm ribbed soft slick whole also do kegals

>>24560801
Yes I'm aware.

>>24560801
>not luck, not destiny but you.

Yeah, exactly. That's the problem, me.

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>Telling us stuff we already know

The problem is work takes too much effort, I enjoy staying home watching anime all day. I just want more money because autismbux is worthless pocket change.

that tattoo on her wrist means she doesn't fart in mouths

This is my fetish. My ex accidentally farted in my face once and I instantly ejaculated. It was fucking hot...

>>24560587
>that face
No thank you

>>24560371
>5'9 155 reporting in
what does it even mean?

For guys like you who kek good dudes, doesn't that feel bad?

Like, don't you want a qtgf of your own someday? Having seen shit like this, do you really think the same thing won't happen to you?

>manlets
lol

>see doctor about phimosis
>he refers me to this urologist
>go into his office
>JEW SHIT EVERYWHERE
>every single surface in the entire office is covered with something that screams jew
>statues of jews fishing
>giant hebrew letter books everywhere
>pics of jew kids in jew hats
>actual fucking menora
>everything is jew
>jew: the office
>tell him about penis
>"get circumcised man"
>yeah but i did research and it says that you can stretch it if y--
>"circumcision is mandatory, penises without circumcision are unclean, i'm doing you a huge favor by referring you to someone who will circumcise you"
>but british medical opinion is actually really against circumcision i can direct you to the peer reviewed pape--
>"get circumcised right now goy, do you want me to bite it off for you? GIVE ME YOUR FORESKIN! SSSSSSS!"
>tell him OK
>get prescribed topical steroid at clinic
>stretch and fix foreskin in 6 months
>can still actually feel sex

https://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/
https://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/pictures/

Don't get circumcised unless it's an extreme pinhole case where you definitely can't stretch it, even then fuck circumcision for the most part. I coped with mine and I'm glad I did. Don't want my dick head hanging out and getting dry 24/7.

It's because getting cut is more simple and an easier way to make money.

Welcome to Ameriga :--DDd

There is no toilet paper to fap with.
I want to die, man.

>>24560292

how do you use toilet paper to fap, anon?

i usually just use my hand?!?!

>>24560267

l fucked up.

>>24560233
For what purpose did you create this thread?

there is no such thing. men can't be feminists and women can't be virgins past the age of 16 because they have no self control.

>>24560258
For robots to ask me anything

>>24560206
>Ms. Legohead, Mr. Block Dick will see you now.

>>24560206
Wow, a literal squarehead. I wonder if she's Swedish.

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Legitimately unsettling to look at

>>24559986
weaker sex

>>24559986
Dominance from an alpha male
That simple really

You are submissive to his breeding capabilities

>>24559986
no wonder i am still a virgin for not being a psychopathic chad with no empathy.

>>24559888
I always knew this place was run by the Jews.

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>>24559888
fucking frog poster

Wow what a retard
you could have caused at least a bit of a stir if you linked to it
nut you didn't you retard

Do people really not have the energy to piss in a bathroom?? ffs

My chad bf does this, it's just insanely kekworthy knowing he has no clue piss bottles and shitjugs are a meme

>>24559856
I have fartbags.

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>>24559816
Alright go for it

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I will be the one to stump you

>>24559895
Transman refugee

>>24559499
I try to make hybrid roses every spring

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>>24559499
fuck, I remember that book

I'm great at getting nostalgic about random things from my early childhood, feeling sad about it and drinking my sorrows away

>>24559499
I'm pretty good at shooting clay pigeons.

I'd fuck him honestly

>>24559030
no fucking way. not in a million years
i want to smash his face in with a baseball bat
C:
when is he going to die already.

>>24559030
He needs to be euthanized.