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>tfw no gf with a fetish for fat ugly neets
>>29221546
Give me your hot, sticky, NEET cum
>>29221546
Tbqh if you lost some weight you'd actually look good man
>>29221546
>tfw was with a girl who is incredibly sexually attracted to my weight
>blew it with her
>she marries the next guy she dates
>he looks almost exactly like me, body type and all
Biggest regret of my life.
>you will never know what this feels likeas the girl
>>29221482I haven't as a guy, let alone a girl
>>29221482Wait, since when could we post spoilers on [r9k]?
>>29221482
Wow, I can't fucking believe wikipedia publishes those images. This world deserves to burn.
Why has 4chan become so serious within the last couple of years? Nobody can post a joke without being told to go to reddit. Mods can't make a sticky without it being destroyed by people that can't hide it. A new board gets created and all people on this can think about is how they're going to destroy it. Even moot left because he was sick of what this site has become.
It's been like that for at least five years
>>29221470
It's from the fear of being like Reddit, so now everyone tries to make 4chan as awful as possible.
>>29221495
And it sucks. It makes this site unfun.
>get invited to bars/clubs with Chad friends tonight
>accept
>Other group of psuedo-Chads also invites me to their house party
>don't know what to do
I know I'll have to deal with Staceys and spend money if I go to the bars/clubs. At the same time, if I party with the psuedo-Chads, I can bet it will be mostly guys. There are obviously pros and cons to each.
Which one should I pick?
>>29221464
>get invited to bars/clubs with Chad friends tonight
Anon, you are the fucking chad.
>>29221464
How drunk are you planning/willing to get, anon, that is the operative question. If you don't pregame/drink enough, the cars and blubs will be terrible, you'd be better off at the house party.
If you're willing to go hard, try the first option
>>29221464
go to the house party, it's less expensive
also bars and clubs are a waste of time
and don't feel bad about leaving if you are bored
just snatch some liquor and get wasted on the walk home
>ask girl out
>She says yes
>10 minutes ago says "we're just going as friends right?"
>Mfw
So what excuse can i use for getting out of this thing tomorrow?
>>29221439
shit nigga just say you got really sick and you're puking everywhere
>>29221439
How did you ask her out? I hope you made it obvious it was a romantic date.
if you didn't give specifics, pull a girl move and just ignore her all day.
So how do you guys feel about the murder of Christina Grimmie?
Do you guys support the obvious robot who did it?
>>29221430
hey man fuck outta here with that shit us robots are peaceful people
>>29221430
Jesus Christ. So it looks like this actually happened. I never really followed her but I'd seem some of her videos and she was obviously very talented and successful.
I mean yeah, I can understand some depressed autist being upset because his life is shit, meanwhile people like her are born beautiful and talented and with supportive families, but to kill someone like her over this? That's bullshit.
If you're going to kill someone, kill the politicians and media executives who are promoting degenerate and immoral behaviour, not young performers.
>>29221430
I thought her ex bf she cheated on did it or whatever
>turn 24
>have confidence
>can talk to girls
>they're cute but boring
>can't sustain convo because it requires so much effort for me talk
Is this what having a gf is like? They talk a lot, are cute and incredibly boring. These girls are putting me to sleep, bros. How does Chad put up with them?
I've never understood this either.
I have my first serious girlfriend and she is brilliant and everything, but I can tell me not wanting to talk with her essentially all the time is starting to drive her a bit insane.
>>29221381
yeah if women don't have an outlet for their inane ramblings then they slowly go insane; that's what happens when women claim they're lonely
This is why i know I'll be alone forever
I cant pretend to give enough of a fuck to listen to them.
I deaf gf would be ideal
>be me
>be 16
>social shut in
>always playing games on my computer
>parents are pissed off
>extremely antisocial to them
>one day uncle is coming to my house
>fucking hates me
>hates my computer
>wants me to go outside
>dad says he'll shut off the internet if i don't stop playing on my computer
>tell him to fuck off
>gets pissed
>shuts off the internet
>tells me to go outside
>lock room
>curse my nigger uncle and faggot father
>my uncle and father are both screaming at each other about our generation
>hear them arguing about kids
>mfw about to tell my school
>use neighbours wifi
>write this post
What should I do about the faggot duo robots?
>>29221343
>>be 16
u dun goofed
MODS COME QUICK PLEASE
go outside and find some vagina before your virginity goes to your head
If you could, would choose to be immortal? You would be able to press a button and kill yourself, but only after 10,000 years of living.
>>29221303
yep
I'd slowly acquire infinite knowledge and conquer the world.
>>29221303
Yeah I'll take it
If I was immortal it probably completely would turn my life around.
I would not give a fuck. Consequences wouldn't matter anymore.
I can literally do anything I want and wanted without consequences.
Because of that my answer isno
How do they reproduce? What do they do other than just fucking driving. This is driving me insane.
>>29221288
>why they have teeth if they don't eat solid food?
it doesn't matter, it's obvious that the people who came up with the story didn't put any thought into it and you shouldn't either
>>29221288
>what happens if you open their doors? What's inside?
Why are black girls so easy?
>>29221267
It's socially acceptable for them to enjoy sex.
because no one wants to fuck them
I should stop being so easy. I've fucked two men in the past week.
>Talk to guy I meet on omegle
>Plan to meet him
>Turns out he is a pedophile
Are all guys on r9k going to be like this?
Pic related. Its him
Dangies is back? I thought he was back to posting /fa/
>>29221160
Every man on omegle is a pedo, looking to flash his cock at some curious little girl. If you're using omegle to meet men, expect nothing more or less than that. It's a site for pedophiles and horny kids exclusively. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Use a gif of a little kid, boy or girl to replace your cam and you'll be surprised at the shit people say and do when they believe you're a minor.
yes. just don't bother. most fembots are crazy mentally ill sluts, but all robots are severely horrible.
>Most girls could literally fall in love with someone who isn't that handsome if they could make her laugh and has a good character and they treat her well.
What did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH4cpa_iuHg
Nothing, anon.
It means nothing.
its a meme
you should learn by now that asking women how to attract women is just about the stupidest thing you can do
>>29221148
>shilling some whore's channel for views
You will never meet her.
You will never fuck her.
>Guy alone on his birthday
>"what a creepy loser"
Ignored by society
>Girl alone on her birthday
>"OMG so heartbreaking what a tragedy!"
Hundreds of thousands of people offer her heartfelt support:
https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/very-sad-photo-teen-alone-171206733.html
There's literally no justice in this world for people like us.
>>29221134
except you're wrong, you're forgetting Julius
>>29221134
>There's literally no justice in this world for people like us.
What does justice even mean, besides "thing happening that I like"?
Our time will never come, comrade.
When you'll never get to hear her speak to you again
>>29221110
>When the last thing she ever said to you is
>"I wish we never met."
When after you stopped speaking you wore her hoodie because a friend had it and it was cold and you regret not stealing it
>>29221110
Got me ;_:
Her accent was the best
