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There are NO females (20 and over) who are virgins other than "by choice". Prove me wrong
Not counting 1/10's, or those with physical/mental disabilities (and even they have more luck than guys)
does aspergers count as a mental disability in this context?
asking for a friend
>>29392992
No, even the high functioning autists get laid more often than the male equivalent
>>29392992
autistic girls tend to have bushy monobrows and buck teeth
femanon here
is it true that guys "suffer" from "unreciprocated love"?
why don't you just get over it? you can't lose sleep over someone not liking you back you know
>>29392901
No actual man ever has suffered from that.
Creepy betas who obsess over women and think it's love suffer from that. They bring on that suffering themselves
>>29392901
>is it true that guys "suffer" from "unreciprocated love"?
absolutely yes.
>why don't you just get over it? you can't lose sleep over someone not liking you back you know
because being in love is not like being undecided about a pair of shoes.
>>29393177
>because being in love is not like being undecided about a pair of shoes.
you sound pathetic
you jsut have top understand that you can't have something
Prove me wrong faggots
I guess thats why he lets earth be such a shithole
>>29392881
Dat..PEPE?!
>>29392881
If God is an atheist how does he explain his existence?
Why do unattractive women have such high standards?
>>29392794
All women have high standards
>>29392794
because they can. if you had hordes of women all after your dick, you'd only pick the hottest.
>>29392794
Nobody is as shallow as robots. I don't get why you guys hate women for being the same as you
Share your stories robots and what was it that made you realize you'll always be a shut in no matter how hard you try not to? :^)
>>29392755
anytime i go out to buy groceries for my 1 bedroom apartment that i live in BY MYSELF people look at me like im a freak
>>29392755
that quote really perfectly describe what i'm struggling all of my life. i can't fucking properly express myself
>>29392859
It's not fair anon but this is life. I'm sorry my friend. If I could I would take you away from this.
>i'm a huge Trump supporter
>my gf is making me vote for Hillary in november as a BDSM punishment
What the fuck do I do
>>29392730
Lie to her you fucking vagina. Go in the booth, vote whatever you want, then leave and lie like a cheap rug.
>>29392730
dump her,
then vote Trump,
then go back to her asking for forgiveness and expect accurate punishment
>>29392751
implying this thread is real
>That feeling when it's the first father's day since my father died
Dead father bros where we at?
>>29392700
My dad had passed about a month before Father's Day years ago so I was still in that initial mourning period when it rolled around. It was the Father's Day the next year that was rough for me.
dad passed away around 2 months ago
I really, really hate doing my homework.
Oh cool, Father's Day! Now I can feel more guilty than normal about not wanting to talk to my dad.
it's not fathers day here, which kind of let's slip how artificial and fake it is
>chess players will never know the joy of making dick shapes on the board
Ayyy what the fuck?
Is that from a real match? If so, which is it?
I sometimes feel that it would be easier for me to design an efficient nuclear fusion reactor than to make a girl send me nudes.
>>29392680
Why the fuck do you want a girl to send you nudes? They're useless and there's countless pictures of girls on the internet.
Beta fag GTFO
>>29392680
>anon is better at one thing than other thing
yes what else is new
nice humblebrag
7/10
I just tried these in a best buy yesterday and after taking them off I had to adjust to reality.
I can't imagine when waifus and mmos start having support for these VR devices. Honestly, things like girlfriends or even friends would be a bother at that point, VR will set the bar too high.
Kind of scared desu, I and people like me might just finally exit reality. Anyone else experience these god machines?
when they get good material, so far all I see are sub-wii waggling games and graphical demos where you cant even move around the environment you have to teleport around, just let me play an FPS with a controller for fuck sake
>>29392638
Good VR is a good 30 to 50 years off
and that's a kind guess realistically 150 to 250
An even more realistic down to earth guess
Never going to happen
>>29392670
Yeah they are kind of hell bent on the whole body controller stuff. Which, will be nice once more games and the tech reaches maturity, but yeah for now I just want to play games like Minecraft/Rust with a controller + VR.
>tfw when a girl tells you that you have a nice butt
Girls tell me i have a big butt, is this good?
>>29392601
Post your ass you attention whoring faggot
>>29392643
yes, girls are attracted to male asses.
>''Women are totally depressed guise we stay up until like 3 am xDDDDD''
>>29392592
>I only got texts from 25 different people today, but all of them are ugly guys...I mean, err, creepers.
>Why doesn't Chad text me...I'm so depressed!
>>29392592
wow it must be really hard to live like that
I'll be sure to be extra nice to women from now, they deserve my sympathy.
Depression is a mental disorder that can affect anyone regardless of social status, gender, income or nearly any other factor.
You're not a special snowflake.
How do I stop fapping to gay porn?
I started fapping to gayporn as a challenge. After a while I developed new emotions for guys, gayfapping became a guilty pleasure.
Now I have to stop, I have to move home to my family who see me as their straight son. I have to fap straight porn again.
Wat do?
>>29392571
More like "aids summers"
Kek
>>29392612
Yeah, I'm kinda just looking at Kyler Moss, I don't really care much for the other guy. I Pretend he is me. I'm fucking Kyler Moss' hairless soft frail young body with my manly penis!
>>29392668
More like "kyler salad toss"
Kek
Is porn star boyfriend just a fancy name for mega cuck?
lol no, if anything he's the one who can pleasure her the most, if it's your girls job to fuck dudes and you are her boyfriend then you are doing something right
>>29393027
>then you are doing something right
HOPEFULLY
That's a nice way to look at it.
But the fear of most robots is to become an "emotional boyfriend" while she gets sexual satisfaction from other men. Could definitively see that happen in those cases! Nothing wrong with strong emotional bonding (I think there's something wrong with not having it actually), but if there's isn't sex, it would make us miserable for sure. It already happened to many of us it seems (unless it's just a meme, but I don't think so).
>>29393276
From interviews, the pornstars claimed that they let their boyfriends masturbate with their bodies (in their words) when they get home from porn
How do I make a guy lose weight?
A guy I know has a crush on me, but he is on the heavy side and it is the only major turn off for me. I am not superficial, I do not want him to have muscles or go to the gym every day for the rest of his life, however, I am skinny and I simply prefer it when guys are in normal to slim weight range. I have been a bit heavier than I am now too but I lost weight.
How do I go about bringing this up? Should I tell one of our mutual friends that the weight is the only problem and maybe they can have a guy to guy?
>>29392549
you're just going to have to marry him and cook for him. once you are in control of his nutrition it should be very easy to get him to lose weight.
This is an /adv/ thread
Go to /adv/
Ask about his penis size as well while you're at it. Very important knowledge. You wouldn't want to drop his pants and find out your baby brother has bigger than his. Think of all the wasted time
