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Do you have a Saviour Complex anon?
Do you just want to save the damsel in distress?
HAHAHA SHE'S A STRONG WOMAN AND DOESN'T NEED RESCUING, YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES YOU MISOGYNYST
They are right though,
Whores are not to be saved, the only thing worth saving is myself.
>>29394671
tbf, I've passed by women having legit troubles and they became uncomfortable while looking at me and started pretending everything was fine so that I wouldn't go help them.
They have plenty of options in terms of saviors, you're not necessarity worthy of rescuing the damsel in distress.
>some days I look like a Chad
>Other days I look like a depressed ugly faggot
What the fuck?
>>29394649
>some days I look like a Chad
>look like a chad
>look
chad is how you ACT. you think an 8/10 with beta behavior is going to make pussies wet?
>look like a depressed ugly faggot every day
All a woman wants:
>Good face (well kept, clean and groomed)
>Good body (strong weightlifting with a body that consists of strict dieting and daily work)
>Tall (5'10" and over is the absolute minimum, and that's being leniant, women actually need a 6'2"+ man)
>Big dick (also kept clean and maintained, if it isn't at least 6inch, jelqing exercises are required to reach the goal)
>Good personality (alpha and outgoing, able to please the girl mentally and keep her happy at all times)
>Alpha socially (is a standout and leader among his friends, the alpha wolf who calls the shots and rules)
>High IQ (extremely intelligent and is knowledgeable about plenty of things in the world)
>Good car (having a nice car as a male is a MUST, it also represents social status, also being good with them is needed as well)
>Handy man (good with tools and constructing things, good with fixing masculine problems in and around the household)
>High income (at least minimum making $60k yearly)
>Competitive male (offers a range of things to keep his girl satisfied and happy with him, so she doesn't leave him for another mate, which is a possibility in this era of competitiveness)
Why haven't men adjusted to this? The privileged gender shouldn't have trouble in pleasing women right? Aren't you the better gender?
>>29394629
If I had all of those things, I would still refuse to date a woman who requires all of those things.
>High income (at least minimum making $60k yearly)
>tfw live in a country where average yearly wage is about $13k
Well fuck, I would have to be earning about 4 times the average just to pass the minimum. Fuck that.
>>29394629
We are the better gender because all in need to do is push you down and ram my cock in your pussy you stupid whore after that ill just choke you to death.
Why haven't you found a milf yet, anon?
>99% of the time are okay with or plain love virgins
>make nice mommy gf's because they were or are real moms
>will always love and cherish you
>doesn't have a chance of falling for this new age feminazi bullshit
>usually has a soft, calming voice
pic unrelatedreuploading thread because I forgot about the last one and it died
>>29394592
>Why haven't you found a milf yet, anon?
Because i've never even had a gf and have no friends so i can't meet anyone by myself, on top of being ugly as fuck and autistic.
>inb4 le b urslf
>>29394592
Oh no. No no no no no.
Pic is very related.
I'd also like some sauce if you have it.
>>29394650
Go to a 30+ party, women will approach you if you are under 25
>uncle anon, how come mommy said to not to kiss your cheek anymore
>>29394545
Because she wants you to kiss me on the lips now because you're so grown up, sweety.
>>29394545
Because Mommy is a cunt.
Because mommy rightfully knows that the only type of people its ok to discrimate against anymore are the sad beta males with no tan who hide in their basements all day, as them being deprived and closed off from everyone else causes their brain chemistry to act out and make them aggressive. Basically, what this means is I can't be trusted around ANY sort of woman, not even you, because I am the type of person most likely to end up raping someone. Mommy is right though, its only a matter of time and either me or one of my friends is gonna end up on a list somehow
PLEASE KEK SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I HAVE BECOME ON THIS WRETCHED BOARD!WAKE ME UP
ANYTHING OTHER THAN SINGLES I WILL LEAVE ALL OF 4CHAN FOREVER, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
>>29394540
OH GOD NO!
NO!
WHO CAN I TURN TO NOW?! Cthultlu? Neopaginism? Aboriginal petro-oligarchism?
>>29394577
FINALLY A FUCKING SIGN
he Meaning of Numbers: The Number 7
Used 735 times (54 times in the book of Revelation alone), the number 7 is the foundation of God's word. If we include with this count how many times 'sevenfold' (6) and 'seventh' (119) is used, our total jumps to 860 references.
"Seven is the number of completeness and perfection (both physical and spiritual). It derives much of its meaning from being tied directly to God's creation of all things. According to Jewish tradition, the creation of Adam occurred on October 7th, 3761 B.C. (or the first day of Tishri, which is the seventh month on the Hebrew calendar). The word 'created' is used 7 times describing God's creative work (Genesis 1:1, 21, 27 three times; 2:3; 2:4). There are 7 days in a week and God's Sabbath is on the 7th day."
Thats right, faggots. DIVINE DUBS
Perhaps I'm not as forsaken by KEK as my initial fears tempted me into thinking?
Unfortunately prophets are few these sad old days.
>>29394630
More on my anointed dublages:
Appearances of the number seven
There are at least seven men in the Old Testament who are specifically mentioned as a man of God. They are Moses (Joshua 14:6), David (2Chronicles 8:14), Samuel (1Samuel 9:6, 14), Shemaiah (1Kings 12:22), Elijah (1Kings 17:18), Elisha (2Kings 5:8) and Igdaliah (Jeremiah 35:4).
In the book of Hebrews, written by the apostle Paul, he uses seven titles to refer to Christ. The titles are 'Heir of all things' (Hebrews 1:2), 'Captain of our salvation' (2:10), 'Apostle' (3:1), 'Author of salvation' (5:9), 'Forerunner' (6:20), 'High Priest' (10:21) and the 'Author and finisher of our faith' (12:2).
How is it fair that some girls look like this?
>>29394516
I guess it's not.
Am I just being autistic or is she looking dopey?
>>29395064
I don't care if she looks or is dopey. The most important feature of a young girl is qtness.
>>29394516
>How is it fair
no one implied that ever
>Hey Anon who is your best friend?
>Friend 1: me?
>Friend 2: or me?
>>29394439
NONE OF YOU NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
this board has really gone to shit, im waiting for it to rise again, for the good times to come.
Don't rate people
/r9k/, post your background wallpaper.
>>29394409
this thread isn't gonna take off pal
here u go my famjam
>>29394409
>>>/wg/
That's where you should go fgt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYF9bImkOL4
>4,329,729 subscribers
The internet was a mistake.
no lie i want her lips on my dick
>>29394438
Just image her shouting "give it to me"
>>29394343
>tfw no ebony goddess on heat wanting you to give it to her while she strips.
Why live?
>want to play video game
>can't last one match without having to go extrude diarrhea
>>29394339
Get control of your life
>>29394339
I used to raid with a guy who used to raid with a kid who had IBS or Chrons or something.
Put a desk near your toilet or shit in one of those metal pans and throw it in a bin to clean up later.
Or, just play singleplayer games that you can pause.
>>29394446
Or just go afk because who cares. I do this in raids all the time because I have constant beer shits and pisses, my guildmates know and they don't even give a fuck
will u allow your kids go to 4chan ?
>>29394240
Maybe, but definitely not on this board.
>>29394240
>Implying People on this board might have kids
>>29394240
I don't want them to get cancer...
Sup /b/. I just got cucked by my first girlfriend. Thinking about killing myself. Any good ideas?
have you tried killing yourself?o3240tjh
>>29394229
greentext the story
what's up with this muting business, how "original" does a comment need to be
dont kill yourselfbecome qt grill with feminine penis instead
>tfw shaved
I'm hoping this gets me out of my crippling depression.
this faggot actually post here or does some shit brain have a hard-on for him and just post his shit all over this board.
>>29394234
i haven't posted in months, now people repost my pics from years ago
>>29394234
A bunch of people made this "Stanley Phillips" meme. Pretty sure people started this by posting bad pictures of him followed by things such as "How can a 8/10 like me be lonely". He's actually pretty attractive imo.
>Manlet who wants to sexually dominate tall women
>have cuckqueaning fetish
>0 porn for it exists and bringing it up will ruin most relationships
>meanwhile there are 100s of bbc cuckholding vids on pornhub
>>29394131
r u agrill?
t. original comment
>>29394131
thats pretty pathetic don't you think
