>tfw no gf to talk about your favorite TV shows with
Why even live
>tfw no friends to talk to
>just spend my time posting on /r9k/
Why even live :(
>>29400857
u can talk to me?
>>29400879
Why would you want to talk to me
everytime one of my friend tell me to do something i don't like i say no and they begin to argue like
>u know it will be nice pls anon
>u never want to do interesting things when i suggest
>it's so easy for you, u know i can't becaus *shitty excuse*
and after a little time i finish to say ok and they take advantage of me, i hate it please help
Stop manipulating yourself first.
>>29400644
what you mean by this ?
>>29400696
For others to successfully manipulate you, you have to manipulate yourself into trusting them initially or trusting them again after they've lied. You've adapted a personality made for being manipulated, probably to cope with something in your environment (like your shit friends.)
Typically people would never want to be present during a mass shooting, but that's because they never realised how much it could actually help them.
So what could actually happen if you're there when someone starts shooting up the place?
1. You get shot. If you die, then that's good, you just die. However if you survive which is likely since most mass shooters have horrible aim and don't know how to finish a person off, prepare to get media coverage and rake in the donations if the shooting gets enough national coverage.
2. You run away...
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/over-270k-donated-online-for-texas-teen-shooting-survivor/
Seriously, it's all about the media coverage. This is a smaller incident, but I guess it still counts.
This bitch got $270000 in donations after her parents and siblings got killed in a shooting at her home. It might not really have been worth it since her parents died (and they're bringing the money in), but it's still over $270000. You can easily get far more than that if the incident is more well known. And if you're already 15, it matters less if your...
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>>29400600
Actually he's over $800000 now and STILL getting more donations, holy shit.
And apparently he receives all of this money directly, what a lucky shit.
FUCKING NORMIES DON'T IGNORE ME REEEEEE
How do I accept that my girlfriend had a "wild past"?
I know a few details from my friends who say they face fucked her, came on her face, rubbed their dick on her face, and came in her ass.
But I just find it so hard to fully be okay with it. How do I stop being a sexist?
>>29400599
you do the same obviously
>>29400599
Realise that everyone's lives are literally worth nothing in the grand scheme of things. Nothing we do matterss. You're on a tiny planet floating in space that shouldn't really exist, and you're worrying about a girl who got face fucked because she didn't reject her own animal instincts that evolution has spent 100,000's of years developing.
Get over it.
You are a fucking cuckold dating a used cum rag, hahahahah
Who gambling problem here?
Just burned 350 pounds this week on sports betting, casino and poker.
>>29400527
no one? what a bunch of normies
Gambling is the normiest addiction, try blowing 350 pounds on meth you pussy
>>29400992
Not true you can have meth head friends at least where in general all gamblers are usually loners.
I need your help. There's this app calledChatousthat a friend recommended me, and I used it nonplussed thinking it was just a messaging app, will memetext
>download this app
>browse through some people and finally meet this one girl
>she starts the conversation
>alright well i'll see where this goes?
>we talk for a while, it turns from me asking her advice on girls
>time goes on and somehow i've unwittingly woo'd her into being my gf
>how.jpg I do not know
>she added me on snapchat (had to make that normie shit just for her)
>she seems unstable emotionally and I genuinely felt bad about a female for once
WHAT THE FUCK DO
>pic unrelated
please I really need thisShe lives abroad
nobody? I even got >99
ARCANINE YOU'RE STILL IN THERE HOLD ON BUMP
Should women be allowed to dress like this in public?
>>29400481
yes but it should also be allowed to slap their asses if they leave them hanging out
My dick says yes.
>>29400512
Also this. LET ME TOUCH
>>29400481
Why do neckbeards hate yoga pants?
>Make two fake profiles on a dating site
>The first is just some dudebro who keeps talking about his dick and balls and boners and whatever
>The second makes polite smalltalk
>The first is the most popular
Why are women such whores?
>>29400409
Are you serious? Seriously fuck women.
>>29400409
>Women are only attracted to Chad
You're seriously surprised by that?
>>29400409
I do this too.
>Make tall super athletic with only interests in sex, masturbation, working out, and drinking.
>Specifically mention twice that he lives with his own mother and hates her.
>Say he wants an open relationship but to move in with a girl who will financially take care of him.
>Mention he has some debt and no driver's license.
>Gets about...
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Should the robot be disabled?
>>29400392
Second haIf
Retarded mods should be banned
>>29400627
>banned
I wanted to say disabled
Help me /r9k/
How do you flirt without looking like like a clingy freak
I'm hanging out with someone I actually like tomorrow and I want to stop looking so disinterested because that's all I know how to do
Try going back to 9gag and then killing yourself.
>>29400414
Pls no bully mr op
>>29400390
bumping for answers for OP, pls i need help too, i either come off as desperate or a fucking jerk, i have no middle ground
What was his fucking probIem?
He didn't have a problem, too busy being bad as fuck.
>>29400383
ARGGGHH, gimmie ya loot ye fuckin faggot
His problem was falling for Lieutenant Maynard's trap.
Just got back from a trip to the UK and I'm marathoning Benefits Britain from channel 5 right now. Got some questions for you britfags:
1. How realistic is this show?
2. How do you live with yourself if you're like these fucks? If you're a wage slave, how do you live with the state of your country knowing you support these people?
3. Do you really think the Brexit will make a difference given the sad state of your own people?
>NEETs don't exist outside of Britain
>>29400484
These are a special breed.
>>29400542
only because you don't see the ones from the other countries
How do you deal with having absolutely no female friends, /r9k/?
It's killing me inside and I haven't had a female friend in almost three years.
>>29400211
>three years
Try a lifetime buddy. Fucking normie.
>>29400211
>female friend
>female friend
>female friend
>female friend
This is what we keep getting and are trying TO GET AWAY FROM.
NORMIES ARE BEHIND THIS THREAD!!! ABANDON THREAD!!!
>>29400211
I haven't have a female friend in almost three years, just like you.
I honestly never tought about it
i have never met a girl who just plays games for fun it's always for attention i don't get it it just pisses me off that they all use video games to get horny losers to give them attention
>tfw making decent pocket money from starting an Overwatch exclusive gaming channel
Entrepreneurship
>>29400229
cough cough mei cosplayers too
Because they're uninteresting and worthless
Alright, robots. Quote a time when a girl gave you a compliment.
>"Your ears are cute."
>You're so cute!
>Theres no way i could tell you're a boy!
>>29400109
>you're like a brother to me and I love you for that.
>>29400142
>Wow you have such long eyelashes!
>Are you wearing mascara?