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Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn three hundred most common words
>read the newspapers
>watch tv
>you will pick up on the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
That almost sounds stupid enough to work. Source?
>>29399787
>Source?
OPs ass
>>29399761
how the fuckle am i supposed to get 300 words remembered?
Hmmmm,,,, what went wrong?
The jews did this. they want to turn white women into nigger fuck toys to destroy white families
>>29399666
Do you ever take a step back and realize how ridiculous you sound?
>>29399666
Satantrips don't lie. Congrats. 1488 my white brother.
>>29388399
old thread, new edit
Last digit is how many months you leave 4chan for
Dubs you leave 4chan for a year
Trips you leave it forever
>>29399466
*Metal slowly start to become flesh once again*
T-Thanks lord Kek
I'm a teapot
>>29399466
Last time I rolled trips. If I get trips again I leave for GOOD.
quick survey
do you have a femdom fetish?
do you have a cuck fetish?
were you raised by a single mother?
thanks
>>29399429
> no
> no
> yes from the age of 6
>>29399429
the cuckold meme is getting old, gb2 /pol/
Idk but yesterday a saw a girl get fucked by a pig and am uncomfortable on how that made my wiener feel so i'm never checking b for fap threads again
Been a pretty easy ride. NEET 2.0 pretty much
Most original self bamp
Guess no one has any questions?
Should I go army or marines?
>tfw no Hank Hill father
>tfw no father at all
>tfw no father at all
>tfw mom's alcoholic fucking faggot BF
>tfw no John redcorn stepdad
Not an original comment
Have you ever loved any beautiful feets? Footlove can be expressed in many ways.
>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Give a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
>Write a poem about Feets and donate it to a spa or podiatry clinic
>Meditate about how beautiful feet reflect the eternal beauty of the universe
>Gave witness to the truth that vaginas are inherently disloyal and poisonous
>Talked with a normie or Chad about the dangerous toxicity of vaginas
>Make a card that shows your gratitude to a girl who takes good care of her feet
>Advocate for a local foot-conscious holiday by writing an article, blog or buying an add in a newspaper
>Goto your local park or pool and offer PedEgg services to girls who are sunning themselves
>Create footparmesan related recipes for your favorite celebrities and post about them on social media
>Make a foot related song and record it with a local choir or band
>Develop a TEDx talk that teaches the world about qt feets
>Market yourself as a "foot savant" with public displays where you surmise details of girls' diet and love life just from their feet
>Offer to photograph and assemble a footsexual fund-raising calendar for local women's athletic teams
>Assist footsexuals in getting dates with women with qt feet
>Create kickstarter programs for women to take care of their feet
>Write a romance novel that implements several foot scenes
>Enter politics and make your platform about subsidizing qt feet
In what ways have you made the world better for beautiful feet?
>mummy let me rub her sexy milf feet today
feels good man
some more qt teen feet
>>29399420
What is it with women and showing off their lewd feet to the world?
Lets find out where you fit on the spectrum, robots.
http://www.gay-test.com/
>>29399178
>You are 2% gay
WHAT. But I get off from traps...
what the fuck are any of these things?
None of the questions were about wanting to get your boipucci fugged.
Shit test, would not take again.
not gonna last an hour edition
korean pop
Britannia rules the chans
/int/ >>>/int/61012317
/pol/ >>>/pol/77848055
/r9k/ >>29399135
/lgbt/ >>>/lgbt/6418167
/his/ >>>/his/1308376
/tv/ >>>/tv/71013019
/cgl/ >>>/cgl/9059932
/s4s >>>/s4s/4527454
>>29399158
>/lgbt/ >>>/lgbt/6418167
Please don't post that filth here
What did you guys say to your dads on fathers day?
I called him up and said: Happy fathers day you stupid lying sac of shit, end your life.
>>29399109
"Happy Father's Day!"
He was the parent that didn't abuse me emotionally and hit me as a kid, just ignored me, so I bought him some candy that he likes and I'm going to bake him a cake.
>>29399169
That's pretty nice, I wish I could do the same. But my dad is a compulsive liar, every few months he'll try to talk to me again after months of not speaking to me, and he'll make plans then bail on me last minute. I'm 22 and he's done this since I was like 5. He could die for all i care, i wont even go to his funeral unless i need to take a piss.
Post anything that makes you comfy, pics, music, whatever -
For 23 hours and 57 minutes Le Mans was pretty comfy.
lmao original 123
Why is dim lighting so comfy?
>Mother and son incest
>"Son" is 15 years older than the mom
>BARELY LEGAL 18 YEAR OLD TEEN JAILBAIT GETS PUSSY POUNDED
>Is just a middle aged chubby whore with pig-tails and a skirt
>"amatuer teen porn"
>its obviously not amatuer
>30 year old whores dressed in uniforms making hissing sounds
>"Hunk fucks hot milf"
>Overweight man with a small dick fucks a granny
why don't you like mexican girls?
Cause they don't like me back
>>29398410
women don't like fat autistic betas like me
That's why i come to this board
i like all girls, no fatties though
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: [YouTube] THE RABBOT REPUBLIC ANTHEM (embed)
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/ASdlPWbgtMGo
come join us fampais <33333333
we're watching army of darkness rn
strange film playing, come and culturally enrich yourselves
we're wathcing army of the dead, I am saying this to bump the thread while still having an original cocktent.
evil dead or some shit
Are older sisters damaging for a boy's development?
No, but anime is.
makes them effeminate
teaches them to be comfortable with women
teaches them how to be desirable to women
so no
>>29398162
no but single mothers are
