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Is showing your emotions really an attractive quality? I try to stay away from doing stuff like that to not appear beta.
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>>29400006
some people use it efectivly as a kind of romantic virtue signaling, ive seen some of them AND I HATE THEM.
well i keep mostly to my self aswell.
its dumb when people say that they want to talk about feelings, yet they never train at it. Making everyone as vapid.
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>>29400006
Beats me. I'm mostly emotionally shut down now, and the emotions I have are usually inadequate. Better keep them to myself. But I think THIS is a beta thing to do. Alphas don't have the same deep insecurities. They aren't ashamed of their emotions, they control them well, they are appropriate and people appreciate that. That's how I see it anyway.
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>>29400160
so pretty much just calibrate and keep them balanced

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Two people are arrested at a crime scene.

One white, one black.

Nobody knows the truth, but I will give you a hint:
One is a rapist, murderer, torturer, sociopath. The other is an innocent bystander.

You must choose one to save and the other will be executed.

Who do you choose?
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I save the one who looks like Kurt Angle and beg him to come back to WWE for one last run to try and save the company
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>>29400000
I think that is Kurt Angle checked btw
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>>29399976
Kill whitey ofc

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Could you imagine how much it would suck to be a depressed robot on the battlefield?
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to be honest if it wasn't for the tests, training, and couple year minimum service contract or something i'd go. Like if i could just drop by for a month or two and get to shooting people and stepping on landmines or whatever.
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>>29399951
Sounds more fun than wasting your pathetic existence away day by agonizing day
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I wouldn't be depressed because I wouldn't have time to be depressed.

Then I'd get suicidally depressed when I get home because I'd have a lot of backed up depression.

Cue statistical suicide.

After years of trying to fit in and failing.

Being a virgin throughout my teens and college life now.

I think its safe to say that after seeing so many people do better than me, experience things like parties and love from women, social activity and becoming better people with careers or more opportunities that I came to a realization that these people dont deserve to live.

Mainly on the grounds that it is unfair for them to. Why should thousands of us cry on r9k when we could be murdering the people we resent.

What kind of morality does it take for one to cry and be so insecure about themselves but not hurt and harm those who do better that blatantly show it off to you.

I may be losing it but elliot rodger was my hero and i feel sooner or later i may end up like him.
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Quit being a beta faggot. Instead of killing others, kill yourself
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every time some loonie loner steps up and guns down some normies it just makes the rest of the world shun the weird, quiet guys a bit more. If you wanna do us all a favor, don't do it.
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>>29399979
Yeah you'd like that right? Youre no better than me. So what the fuck do you think you just accomplished.

>stop being beta
Do you know where you are?

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is fucking prostitutes worth it? note that I live in a country where it is 100% legal. How much does it cost? How do you find them? Is it worth the money? Masturbating is pretty satisfying for me but I want to have real sex.
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No, a condom is worse than your hand
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you don't want to have real sex
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>>29399770
this is true actually I tried a "posh wank" (i.e with a condom) on and it felt very bland, and I had to use a lot of lube. It felt alright when ejaculating but not nearly as satisfying.
>>29399791
I want to try stuff that needs another participant though

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Do any black guys have any stories where they went from robot to pussy slayer?

I mean, you have to have been a virgin since 20-21 and then suddenly you made a comeback in life.

Has any blackbots actually done such a thing? I been trying for years and I'm still a virgin, no amount of money or lifting has helped me.

I get 100% no's on tinder and I only get conversations on dating sites.

I really want to get laid before I commit suicide.
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>>29399722

>Do any black guys have any stories where they went from robot to pussy slayer?


will never happen if you look like this
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i'm white but i did this

seriously

i'm good looking though.
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>>29400128
>tfw somewhat good looking but will never make use of my looks

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Did i fuck up guys?

>Outside after a long time
>Talk to this guy who i know a bit but is not my friend
>His younger sister shows up
>Randomly starts talking to me about personal shit
>I think my replies are decent
>I decide to leave early, i hate women and i know i have no chance with her anyways
>Her brother calls me, tells me to wait for his sister
>I walk her to the bus station assuming her brother wanted that, i sperg out about my interests
>I am not in a hurry do i keep her company for 5 minutes
>She gets on a bus before giving me a tiny one armed hug

I am 100% sure she is not into me. I just don't want people to think that i am a weirdo.
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I don't think we're the ones who can tell you
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>>29399638
>I just don't want people to think that i am a weirdo.

Then you're gonna have a rough time friendo
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that's a thing girls do to be nice
she could be into you, i have no idea, but i have definitely seen people do that out of pity before
i dont think you fucked up

Do you have a NEET best friend. Someone you can honestly cry and feel like the loser you are with?

Pic related, we helped motivate each other try and better our lives. He died 2 years ago, been an emotional wreck since, in and out of therapy and no fucking friends anymore. Life is fucking horrible without him
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>>29399632
>Do you have a NEET best friend. Someone you can honestly cry and feel like the loser you are with?
yeah, kinda
it's an internet friend, i've been chatting with him for the past 6 months. I wouldn't say i can open up to him fully because my anxiety is high as fuck, but it was great to have someone to talk with when i got drunk and times like that.

cont. because the thread is dying
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I don't think I've ever really had a real friend. The idea of friendship just seems so weird and foreign to me.
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I have a drinking buddy who's a high-functioning robot. We used to go out and drink and longingly ogle girls every single Friday for many years.

So what did you get up to over the weekend anon? Anything interesting?
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Yeah. It's kinda hard to explain without a boring ass text. Can't help but feel optimistic now, but pessimism is what got me here, so I don't wanna talk about my success.
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I have no friends so no coworker please stop asking me.

I always make shit up so the boss doesn't fire me out of fear that I'll become a serial killer. Normie cunts.
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The girls love it when I tell them I walked my dog

I actually do it so I'm not a fibber

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who here /sun burn/?
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>>29399435
How bad is it anon?
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>>29399451
>How bad is it anon?

pretty bad
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>>29399535
pic

original comment pls

>go to /r/amiugly to see what other insecure people look like
>fall in love
>3rd time this has happened
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>>29399354
I had to google what "/r/amiugly" was and I still don't completely get it. Is it like /soc/?
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>>29399376
people post pictures of themselves and others respond if they're ugly or not, and give tips.
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>>29399354
>google r/amiugly
>browse the post
>pic related asks if she's ugly
Yeah "insecure people", definitely not validation seeking attention whores

black chad strikes again edition
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Who was the b&w trap?
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>>29399298
Show more faggot
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>>29399502
this is oc and also i would but she froze much to my cocks dismay. i can try get more tittays for u gize

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How the fuck do you robots deal with obsessive thoughts? I'm receiving the results of an entrance test I did in about two weeks, and I just can't stop thinking about it.

I always analyze the same score result possibilities over and over again, and even if a conclusion sounds like it should calm me down, it just won't. I then keep thinking about it again later, maybe expand my information sources and reach a similar conclusion that won't get shit done.

This has been going on non-stop for about a week now, before that I was free of any obsessive thoughts for about 4 days.

Surprisingly though, I've been getting a normal amount of sleep despite of this condition. Even though I still have these thoughts before bed, I can fall asleep typically in 30 minutes and sleep straight for 6 hours, which is when I wake up for some reason and use the opportunity to use the bathroom, then go back to sleep for 2 more hours. Regardless it's still painful.

I don't want this shit to go on forever, having to painfully live day by day.
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Realise whatever it is you find yourself having trouble with, it's not that bad/important. Life itself is a joke anyway. Why stress over silly stuff?

Granted, perhaps this entrance test is really important to you. But think, what happens if you fail? What happens if you pass? It's all about being prepared for the unexpected. Fuck I dont even know if I make sense.

TL;DR Life is stupid, dont worry, you'll die anyway.
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>>29399246
If you try to deal with obsessive thoughts on your own without therapy or medication, the only thing that has worked for me is to not indulge them when they appear.

You intuitively want to rationalise why these thoughts are coming along, why they make no sense and why you shouldn't be thinking about dumb shit. This has a completely counter-productive result and leads in you thinking even more and giving the pointless thoughts even more attention.

The only thing that has worked for me is to just not pay it any mind in the first place, don't even begin to indulge it in any way. E.g. I used to obsess over my looks and be miserable over it. I'd spend hours taking pictures of myself from different angles, looking at old pictures, wondering how I looked in certain situations, thinking about comments I'd gotten from other people. The way I got rid of this is when I'd get a thought like "I think I look like shit but I'm not sure" instead of going by instict and overanalyzing myself for hours on end, I just stopped right there. Didn't think about why it makes no sense of me to do analyize my looks, didn't look at myself in the mirror, nothing. And in time the thoughts just went away.
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>>29399246
.How the fuck do you robots deal with obsessive thoughts?

EMBRACE THEM

Is there any truth in this?
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>>29399231
I wish I had conformed when I was younger. For any youngbots still in HS, I'd advise you to do as your peers do as long as it doesn't put in you in any real danger (e.g. don't do hard drugs or steal shit).

But then again when I think about it, knowing how beta I was/am even if I tried to fit in I probably would have been rejected and made fun of. Still better to try, at least you have a chance that way. The safe and easy way is avoidance. A lot of times people seem to confuse avoidance/staying in your shell with "not conforming".
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>>29399231

Yep, that's true.
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>>29399231
>le empty normy platitude
No. Chad enjoys pop culture and loves himself because he is at the top of the pedestal in pop culture.

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Have comics gone too far?
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>>29399186
Wouldn't doing a lot of exercise with a belly that big be bad for her health?
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>>29399819
Plot twist - that belly is just really enough food for ten people and she needs to work it off
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>>29399186
Does Spider Woman lay eggs?

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