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Aye' robots, let's have one of these
Same rules, first 2 digits = number of push-ups you need to do
Side note: I'm surprised that we only had two idiots brag about themselves yesterday
i wanna be strong n shiet
OPTIONAL EXTRA WORKOUT: 3rd and 4th digits = number of crunches you need to do.
Also, how's your day? listening to any new music?
our occupation of other nations
is bound to have a fucking violent effect
wanna have a go on my poz /boipussy/?
i'd go straight for u bb
>>29394041
Why is your head grey alien shaped?
>>29394041
>>29394049
>>>/lgbt/
you know where you belong homos
You were born too late to;
>explore the world, discover a country, subjugate the savages
>make a groundbreaking scientific discovery using common sense
>have your father to hire you a hooker on your 16th birthday and it be socially acceptable
>be a pirate
You were born too early to;
>Explore space
>Experience good VR
>Receive the cure for aging
>Learn Japanese without learning moonrunes due to the great shift to Romanji
You were born just in time for;
>Feminism
>Radical Islam
>Global warming
>Manlet humiliation
>>29394036
>browse dank memes
Oragoog
>>29394036
I love how these "muh wrong generation" nostalgia threads always involved modern-day robots somehow becoming alpha chads and motivated people with a clear purpose in life.
You'd still be laughing at pictures of frogs in the past or in the future.
Immortality technology soon m8.
>fucking Dragon Ball is sexist now
Is nothing sacred?
She sounds like a cunt, but why are you autistically going on about DBZ over text?
Men are superior at every single combat-related task. This is an evolutionary result for humans, and I imagine for every humanoid species. Nature plays its risks with the men because losing men doesn't hurt the reproduction rate of the species.
Turns out nature is sexist.
>why is a warrior race all male
wow, a real puzzler
Is this the most robot-friendly and comfiest TV show? Had some great laughs while watching it, even while depressed.
Who /gnt/ here?
I had so much fun watching the 'new' no laughing episode
>tfw it ended
Maybe Ill just rewatch the old ones, its too sad. I even had dreams about it
>>29394580
Tfw you will never watch the High-School Batsu game for the first time again
>>29394618
Jimmy Onishi killed me back then
What was your last meal /r9k/?
Pic related was mine, some fine roast beef with scrambled eggs and some melted cheese and fried eggplants with tomato suice.
>>29393928
That looks like shit senpai
>>29393928
About 20 hours ago because I'm losing weight:
2 chicken thighs; scrambled eggs; 1 romaine heart with dressing.
>>29393950
ikr, I'm really shit at presentation, but it tasted really good!
Will this book change my life and make me a normie?
If not, what book will?
>>29393868
No book will do that dipshit
>>29393887
Why not?
yxcvm,byxm,cbvb
>>29393868
oh yeah this was on my reading list few years back but I never got to it. Might give it a try, but I doubt it has some revolutionary ideas I havent heard before.
>live in a small town
>afraid of going outside incase someone you recognize sees you
I always see robots claiming to want to live in a small town. Trust me, you don't.
>>29393860
Real talk. Robots shouldn't want to live in any city with less than 125,000 people, or a county with under 250,000. And those are minimums.
I live with a small "town" with about 1200 people and I just ignore whoever I don't want to talk about. After you don't return their greetings few times they take a hint. Obviously this got me the reputation as the asocial guy, but who gives a shit. It's all normies.
>>29393860
I live in a small village with around 120 people. Almost everyone knows me, however I only know around half of those people.
Still, it's pretty rare for me to meet someone. Most of the time the streets are empty and I fucking love it here. The air is clean, the environment is beautiful, and the silence is matchless.
Anyone got any more /cuckoldinggonewrong/ ?
This shit warms my soul.
>>29393793
Wew fucking lad. I feel bad for the guy, suicide is literally the only option for him.
I wonder if he later fapped to his own story while pretending he was the hot guy.
>>29393793
That story made me upset.
>haven't jerked off in a month
When does the super power meme begin?
>>29393625
are you getting more powerful boners? has your dick sensitivity returned yet?
>>29393640
Yea and I've had a wet dream almost every night
>>29393625
No-fap is a meme you dumbass.
>Oh god anon, I've run out of toilet paper!
>C-can you clean me with your tongue? please?
>>29393537
Abso-fucking-lutely. It would be an honor and a privilege, m'lady.
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
e-e-excuse you.
>pppshhhhhhhhhhsshhhhhhh
well, that's just gross.
sure thing
*inserts a red hot iron rod into it*
how's that feel, you will never fucking fart or shit again.
Who /Destiny/ here robots?
Looking to do the Kings Fall raid with fellow robots since we're so antisocial we won't even use Mics
>>29393521
that guy looks like a fucking pidgeon
what's the level cap these days? i got to 37 and stopped playing entirely
I quit that game because the raid actually requires you to interact with people :(
I hate putting on my normie costume and trying to act like I'm not constantly miserable and lonely. It's been such a long time since I've known someone who actually cares about me which is really frustrating because I try so hard to make every important person in my life feel loved. I thought that things would change after high school.
cool picture farn
>>29393518
Thanks, pal
Btw this comment is original just fyi
>>29393505
The best part about this situation is suddenly you're a burden and buzz kill if you don't want to put on the persona.
>Stop feeling sad, you're making the normies uncomfortable!
Just let it out on here. No one else really cares enough to listen so might as well keep it up.
FUCK JUST WATCHING EPISODE FIVE NOW
COLONEL I'M SO SORRY BRO
TYPICAL FUCKING STORY
She says no, he does everything right and is real polite, and they all turn on him. Damn, what a sad episode.
Women have no heart
Well, he is an ugly weirdo, so there's that.
What show is this? Can you give me detailsss.
>>29393500
Is he weird because he's ugly? Would he be normal if he was a chad?
If you disagree you're a cuck.
Marriage material:
>must be straight
>must be a virgin if you are a virgin
>If you're not a virgin she must have had very few sex partners prior to being with you
>must not have any tattoos
>must not have any piercings other than earlobes
>must not have dyed hair
>must not be a feminist
Casual dating material:
>can be bi, pansexual, or whatever sexuality that includes liking your dick
>can be a feminist as long as it's the kind that secretly desires to be dominated by a man
>can be a slut
Now if the top list seems like too much to ask for remember that you belong to the sex that actually has to achieve for a living and you deserve nothing but the best, never give up.
Casual dating material:
>>Accepts hookup culture
>>Multiple partners
>>Slut pride
>>Wears revealing clothing frequently in public
>>Piercings that anywhere besides her ear
You should never get married, every relationship is casual, fuck off.
>>29393719
>Yeah, that's right. Don't marry, never start a family! Morality? What's that? Hedonism is the way to live life!
No, you fuck off. There's fulfillment to be had in marriage as long as you find a worthy wife. Your degenerate self wouldn't care for that though.
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