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>tfw good looking but you want to die
>>29396870
You're about as good-looking as the backside of a donkey's ass, which in itself is a backside, so that should be a good indicator of how unattractive I find you.
>when you asian but your mustache makes you look like a mexican
FTFY
>>29396870
>tfw want to die regardless of looks or anything else but spiritually aware enough to realize that this does not end suffering
I'm extremely depressed, /r9k/ and I don't think I can handle it anymore. Every girl I talk to rejects me and doesn't give me a chance just because of my looks.
Pic related is me could someone tell me if I'm ugly? I already know I am.
>>29396865
Holy Fuck, are you Ray William Johnson?
>>29396865
Yes you are ugly, what more do you want to know? try plastic surgery
>>29396865
Literally 2/10, faggot
>Grandparents give me their proxy vote in the EU referendum
>They ask me to vote 'Remain' on their behalf
>Going to vote 'Leave'
Who /devilish/ here?
>>29396856
Honor your elders faglord
>>29396995
If they are senile enough to vote remain, then no.
>>29396856
You're doing the right thing
Why is it so hard to force yourself to do things?
If it wasn't, NEETs would be learning languages and mastering instruments left and right with all the free time they have. Having a few years of unemployment on your back would be a mark of education and personal development instead of shame, if only you could get around to doing anything.
Because we live in a perpetual state of comfort, disallowing any incentive to change.
I think I wouldn't change anything anyways, even if I were rich.
Have no interests, and loose interest quickly if I try
Wish I had an interest
Can you have a Stacey sister or a Chad brother and still be a robot?
I doubt it!
>>29396789
Yup. My sister was Stacey af. She made fun of me a lot.
>>29396789
My brother could be a Chad but he chooses not to.
No idea why, either.
>>29396789
Saint Elliot knew otherwise
Who /Ergo Proxy/ here?
I'm in love with Re-L Mayer
I just wanna fuck her so hard
Pls
I wish there was a girl that looked like her in real life
>>29396717
Fuck you, she's my waifu. I claimed her right when Ergo Proxy came out. I've commissioned over 50 pieces of erotic art of her and me together. She's mine, and you have no claim to her, sir. We're engaged to be married in the fall. You best stay back, anon.
>>29396717
You're probably Chad anyways. Go fuck your 3D bitches and leave us robots to the scraps of happiness we have. Stay away from my waifu, you Chad fagit.
>tfw realize Re-L is /r9k/ tier
>tfw you must divorce your waifu out of shame
> you will never have a qt scifigoth waifu again
> you will never find a waifu with as littlecuck degeneratehentai as Re-L
> no more purity
> no more reasons to exist
end me
who /nodad/ here? Mine died when I was 7
>>29396698
My dad didn't die and didn't leave home or divorce or anything, but he was never there when his kids needed him so I can sort of know that feel.
Mine was an alcoholic and left when I was 5
He was convinced I wasn't his child so he left. This was in 1998 when I was 5.
who was on the wrong on this relationship?
protip: you are so fucking wrong.
Both
Chemin Police
I hate that movie
>taking a relationship seriously
Betas everyone, she just wanted to fuck.
Short comic of Elliot Rodger.
>>29396654
with quotes from his manifesto
This is great. Do you have more?
>>29396736
I like it. Please make or post more.
>the world would be a better place if I were dead
>keep living anyway
Eh, I wouldn't say better, it just wouldn't really change at all.
>>29396621
>Implying your existence held any sizable influence over the positivity on Earth
>>29396621
Dude just go on Grindr and get your dick sucked also Kimber James is a QT fap to that
>eeeew, get the hell away from me you disgusting creep!
>>29396568
is he crying at the end
>>29396568
expect another school shootout soon, american'ts
>>29396568
That is pretty weird tbf. Imagine if some fat girl walked up to you with a poster of your face and asked you to sign it.
>can't get my dick hard around a woman unless she has anything as large or larger than a D cup
>tfw can't get my dick hard to women
>>29396559
Must be gay then
>>29396543
Same but A cup somehow works too for me. What gives?
Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn three hundred most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will pick up on the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
So is this the new daily shitpost thread to replace "waggie"?
>>29396540
just trying to pass the wisdom along
>>29396705
Pass my dick in your ass faggot
robots, why don't you just wait until your 30s to get girlfriends/boyfriends?
Right now, everyone under the age of 29 is just worried about getting hot girls/guys, being popular and having friends. You have to wait until about 30 something for people to start having realistic standards.
>>29396436
Many of us will have either gone (actually) mad or killed themselves by then.
Many women want to get married by then. I think many of us will be too put off by women to seriously consider it at this point. Marriage is extremely risky these days, especially when women are just settling down and don't respect you at all. The relationship would probably be very unfulfilling anyway.
and they all dismiss you for having zero experience
Anyway, any roaster by the age of 30 has already fucked well over 40 guys in her lifetime so
NOPE
>>29396548
Not true. At that point people just want someone to love and talk to. Social status and popularity don't mean as much the older a person gets.
It's not just a female thing. All people care a lot about looks and status when they're young.
>tfw no uncircumcised cockstink NEET smug bf
cut cocks are bland and flavorless, all those clean feminine emasculated normie chads are getting boring, they aren't real men.
i want some uncut NEETsmug to use my mouth like an onahole
>>29396399
>tfw circumcised
I want to get succ too
>>29396399
i'll lewdpost about this with you if you photoshop some evidence that you're a grill
>>29396399
Please don't besmirch Haruhi's name with these images anon. She would never say taht.
