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>18
>have had 3 gfs before
>currently have a bf
>have friends
>only social life is small work banter, occasional social outing (movies , birthday/celebration parties) and my weekly DnD night
>love art and actively try and improve at it
>2 weeks after graduatin highschool got a job as a HVAC Install Helper, this will of been my 4th job in my life
I don't want to brag, but im not a robot right? I have friends from here who i geinuiely like but sometimes i worry i make them feel bad about me not being a robot.
kill yourself, queer
>>29401043
>hates gays
>/r9k/ lewd posts with other robots and loves traps
>>29401025
You are about as far from a robot as humanly possible normalfag.
ITT: people who are only considered hot because they're famous
>>29400938
Literally looks like a shaved flying squirrel
I would have thought he'd be considered hot because he has large, defined muscles?
I certainly have no clue who he is
This whore
>>29401034
some faggot who adopted an AIDS baby
>out in my uncle's yard checking out his new pool
>birds have been hatching recently, tons of tiny baby birds flying around in the tree
>one of them tries to fly, but lands in the mulch in front of me
>I approach it, it tries to escape but isn't strong enough to do anything but fly across the ground
>uncle has a dog, don't want it to get eaten
>walk behind it slowly and scoop it up after several attempts, it perches on my finger cautiously
>it looks retarded, has little tufts of feathers behind its eyes. Wonder if birds have runts, and if this could be the runt of the litter and that's why he can't fly well yet
>feel an empathetic connection with this fragile creature, and place him back in a tree out of harm's way
>he just sort of stands there looking retarded and doesn't fly anywhere. Wonder if he is panicking from our interaction
>leave him be and talk to uncle
>about to walk home
>look for the baby bird, he's gone from where I left him, finally flew off
>look around and notice the other tiny birds flying around
>realize the bird I saved looked nothing like them
>mind instantly flashes to /r9k/ bird threads
>quickly google "baby cowbird" on my phone
>the baby bird was unmistakably a brown headed cowbird
>I was in the bird threads telling OP he needed to kill the cowbird
>I fucking saved a cowbird from being devoured by a dog today
I can't fucking do anything right
hi please post in my thread I worked hard on it
>>29401195
Whats a cowbird
>>29401295
the smuggest bird in the realm
Who else /halfasian/ here?
>>29400829
I'm Finnish does that count?
>>29400842
that counts as full asian
>>29400829
I am Indian does that count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUfOK-HGYX8
She cheats on him, then her boyfriend cheats on her and she plays the victim.
Are all women like this?
We're not your friends, anon. Get some real friends to discuss this with.
i was very drunk
"turning up" (?)
"ya bad bitches"
WOW FUCK THIS HO
>>29400771
>Are all women like this?
100% of them
>>29400839
STFU other anon, I'm anon's friend. We talk all the time.
>tfw 21, almost 22 but still
>think I'm starting to go bald via early diffuse thinning
>honestly would not have noticed without the boards (thanks fellow robros, you're lifesavers)
>looking up preventative measures to take before the hairs start falling out in bunches
>have heard of rogaine like everyone else, but then find out about finasteride
>read up a bit on it
>side effects are ED, gyno and little to no libido
I still want to someday get a gf even if it's almost impossible so like what do I do? Do I pray that I don't get the side effects and take it? Or pray that I'm imagining the balding? Honestly, I think I should take it and if the stars align somehow I'll just take some viagara.
Robots who are balding young what are your opinions? Truly we are not meant for this world.
There's no stopping genetics m8
Start lifting and shave your head and join the bald brotherhood.
>>29401046
But I'm5'4"so I would look silly. I'd rather just try my luck, it's only 1% of people they say r-right?
stop reading about side effects you stupid double nigger
you will most likely never experience them
>tfw you will never be born a girl
>tfw you will never have sexy fun time with your friends
>>29400612
i was born a man and i had sexy fun time with my friends
>>29400708
>i was born a man and i had sexy fun time with my friends
that's gay
>>29400708
You can't have sexy fun times if there's a penis involved anon
Tried making a thread on / fit / earlier about this but they didn't help out so great.
My parents and I never got along well so I moved out of the house pretty early, but in the past 5 years I've had the displeasure of seeing how my parents allowed my little sister into becoming a hamplanet neet. I'm 8 inches taller than her but she probably weighs twice as much as me and she has done absolutely nothing since she graduated high school.
My dumb ass parents allow her to do pretty much anything and don't give a fuck about her health even though she now gets completely out of breath when walking up stairs. It fucking kills me seeing not only her but also my parents not give a shit about her condition and I feel like I'm the only person left that cares about her well being. So I'd like to ask former fatties to tell me what motivated them to start losing weight and what I can do to help her.
>>29400587
Holy fuck, is that really your sister?
That's a true fembot if I ever saw one.
>>29400587
nice and sweet.
definitely would date her.
.
>>29400791
Trust me when I say you definitely don't want to date her
Why is it that most rapists are actually sexually desirable men?
Why would a guy like pic related need to rape a woman anyway? He's a famous football player.
>>29400569
For them it's more about the power rush than the act of having sex, I'd assume.
I would guess it's because they have sex so much, they eventually have sex in a "complicated" situation where consent is ambiguous, or can somehow appear to not have been clear, and women take advantage of it for insane amounts of money. Just bad luck due to risk exposure.
Because yeah, it doesn't make sense. Women are lining up.
Rapey/invasive chads are really rapey/invasive.
>M-muh mey-meys
GET IN GET IN GET IN
Come and play with fellow robots!
reeecraft.mchost.pro
We have a /r9k/ dedicated server that isn't an abandoned wasteland like previous ones, it's been running for a few weeks and there are online admins almost all day.
We installed a roll-back feature that makes griefing pointless.
Hang out with other aspies at comfy kek bunker!
What happened to all the other servers?
The spawn point, AKA Gay Dubai.
>>29400466
They were abandoned by admins after a few raids.
what video game should i play robots
Penny stocks or sports betting to be honest with you family.
Only good ones
>>29400412
CaII of Duty: Advanced Warfare
What is the best ass you have ever seen /r9k/?
>be me
>be in high school few years back
>be bi
>hang out with hot guys pretending to be strait
>hang out with hot girls pretending to be gay
>one rich french girl who's dad married an Italian supermodel
>she's got her booty, and its phat
>watched her ass so much I could tell you stories for days
pic related, its her. I got more pics and stories if you want
Was it real?
>>29400393
yeah it was real, too young to get implants you retard. She ate so much all the time. She could eat at least twice as any of us in our friend's group, and was constantly snackin on some junk. All of it went to her butt and thighs though
>>29400362
How big was it though?
You can't, I repeat, you CANNOT lift your bad physique away.
>>29400150
shame about the hips doe
I would be proud of having the body on the left. he's just very narrow is all.
>>29400150
>not doing side latereals
>not doing back shoulder lifts
>not doing wide back pull ups
it is like you don't even want to lift
>tfw can't masturbate because it's a holiday
>>29399935
I'll bite. Why?
Fuck. I knew I should've posted a brap thread instead. Those things always get a shitton of replies.
>>29400093
Because it's a holiday. Can't fap on holidays. Sucks because I'm NEET and am usually left alone in my room and no one in the house really interacts with me.
Post some mischief, I'll start:
>mummy thinks I'm a genius
>actually so mentally incompetent I work retail and still fuck up
>Mummy is going to bed
>tell her to not let any demons possess her body while she's asleep in a sinister voice
>she calls me an idiot and goes to her bed
>comes back 10 minutes later to call me a stupid asshole with a cracking voice and goes back to her room
Why are norms so superstitious and stupid?
please respond.
original comment 2.0
>be me
>live in a house of 12 students
>someone starts stealing food
>I use this as cover to steal for myself
>first thief takes all the blame
>I get away scot-free
