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Would it be weird to ask someone I know to borrow a shotgun for suicide?
I think firearms are my best option, but I don't own a gun and don't want to go through applying for any permit shit.
I knew a guy who is super rightist and he said he owns a lot of guns. Would it be weird to ask him if he has a shotgun, and if I can use it to kill myself? Would he be able to get it back after?
>>29406460
>is it a bad idea to tell someone you're planning to kill yourself
>>29406481
I keked way too hard at this
nah op you shouldn't do that with your friend's belongings. Kind of selfish since they won't be able to use the weapons ever again.
>>29406481
He said he has some kind of mental illness shit too, maybe he'd understand? Or I could bribe him to keep quiet, right?
who else finds solace in night driving? Like some nights I like to drive till 3 am, or until I get lost. It just feels right...
Am I all alone here?
>>29406432
Nothing comfier than driving several hours away listening to Coast To Coast at night.
>>29406446
I prefer AnCo While driving, mainly their early stuff like sung tongs
>>29406432
I miss driving
Do you guys think we could be friends in real life?
Like it would be awkward as shit, but we would understand each other.
Are fellow robots good friends to have?
>>29406378
only if ur gay
>>29406378
No. Fuck that shit. You faggots are nothing I wanna have in common with in real life.
>>29406378
Eh why not.
You don't live near me though, and I have enough Internet friends.
Goodbye, /r9k/.
Thanks for the memories.
>>29406258
We love you. oregano
goodbye, love you
Be good, senpai
How many of you were or still are edgelords?
edgy crust punk kid in highschool who hated authority and religion
still am, on the inside though, it's a lot harder to get away with now
>>29406248
once an edgelord always an edgelord
>>29406248
I guess I still am in some ways. I dress in all black a lot because it makes me feel comfortable and I can be myself more than when I wear the "normie costume," but this is a far cry from when I actually literally owned a black leather trenchcoat and oakleys.
>message my gf on facebook messenger
>she sees my message
>doesn't respond until 5 hours later
why does she do this? she is my first gf and I cannot understand her. She doesn't want to talk to me?
>>29406241
You probably suffocate her OP
>>29406241
This is not the right board for you, OP. I suggest you leave.
>>29406241
People don't need to respond immediately to messages, OP. I never expect people to.
What did you message her? Was it important?
I've only dated a couple people but in neither case we expected each other to reply immediately to texts, and definitely not to facebook messages.
>my stalker
>my rapist
Is it just me or do 90% of women have one of these?
guys are pretty abhorrent pieces of shit. it doesn't surprise me that they would.
if you don't believe me google "celeb feet" or "bbw" and you'll see what i mean when I say men are revolting fucking dregs
>>29406239
What is that picture on about?
>>29406239
Yeah it makes them feel special that someone thought they were so attractive, they couldn't control themselves and had to rape them.
What would you do if your gf told you that she's a virgin but you found out that another man had cummed on her face?
Could you ever look at her the same way again?
>>29406169
Are we assuming she's washed it off since?
In all seriousness, if women could fap like we could and regularly shoot out a bunch of fucking eggs or some shit id probably take a few shots to my face too, and probably brag about it
>>29406169
too abstract, any female kept that innocent is being saved for a high status male, robots can only expect to ever be with well used and discarded females.
>>29406169
I don't care either way to be honest
Robots, I'll level with you. I'm a degenerate druggy and I need coke. No dealer is answering me. How do I find someone to sell me small amounts of cocaine? Am poorfag
Pls robots it's a tough day for me
And I'm scared to use the dark net
>>29406108
How did you find your first dealer?
Ask the homeless. Be ready to get robbed, either literally or amount wise.
I don't feel lonely
But how I'd like to tell someone all the shit I'm feeling
But once again, I wouldn't like to annoy anyone with my shitty problems
But seriously, I wish someone just talked to me, hugged me while I'm crying In his arms
But I don't feel like talking with anyone, I don't want to tell my problems to someone
I hate this life so much
>>29406081
welcome to r9k
even here you'll be called a faggot and get laffed @
life is suffering
>>29406081
iktf fampai
bloxx coxx
you're not alone here anon
I've heard hot MILFs will take away your virginity if you appeal to them and can find them. I'm a skinny, shy 18 year old where can I find them and how do I get them to have sex with me?
>>29406034
U me, OP?
>>29406034
Your spending to much time in a fantasy world. Sorry, this doesn't happen outside of porn or movies.
You're better off looking for someone your own age. They're very few hot milfs that have this fetish, it's pretty rare.
I'm not trying to be negative or anything, I'm guessing you got this idea in your head from porn and I'm trying to clear up some confusion. While your at it stop watching porn, it's awful for you.
>>29406061
Maybe, in the multiverse.
>I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand, Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?
Was Ian also one of us?
If you are a teenager get the FUCK off my board.
>>29406015
It's not your board nerd!
>>29406401
fuck off you fucking high schoolers!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no
>NEET
>ugly pimple faced skinnyfat piece of shit
>no social skills or friends
>abused at home but too apathetic to tell anyone or fix it
i'll be 20 next year so who fucking cares. GOD DAMNIT OP I CAN'T GET ANY KIND OF RESPECT OR BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ACTUAL ADULTS ALTHOUGH I'M TECHNICALLY ONE BECAUSE I CANT DRINK DONT HAVE A JOB NEVER HAD A GF AND AM. NOT. A. NORMIE!!!!!!!
>normiestation 4
>cuckbox one
>PC
Which one do you game on?
>>29406006
Leap frog.
nintendicks
>>29406006
Etch in sketch
Can you guys explain, without memes, why feminism is so bad?
trying to make unequal things equal is the greatest form of inequality
Because modern feminism is about elevating females above men based on the privilege gap. they think mens day should not be a thing because "everyday is mens day"
Also, TERF is a cancer.
I can support feminism that is for the equalization of all genders.
>>29405971
nice meme
>>29405953
Because it's causing a massive shitstorm over nonexistent issues. There is no wage gap, there is no inequality between genders. Women and males are being brainwashed into believing these issues are real, collectively making society unable to progress forward.
If you had the option to be cryogenically frozen for the next 500 years would you do it?
>>29405753
*sigh*...sure, whatever
>>29405753
You'll never wake up technically.
me on the right
yes
