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For not replying to her stupid "wyd?" text
She likes you you fucking idiot
>>29408863
Post the text senpai. Why'd you ignore it?
>>29408901
Not OP.
Are you serious?
How the hell can you tell?
maybe it's just me but i feel like there should be a marky thread
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ely3v
yes. It is just you.
>>29408905
>It is just you.
no. no its not.
>>29408839
She will never escape me.
>mom found the booger box
>aunt found Jesus
>>29408820
Cousin found the penis plunger
>>29408820
Meemaw found the trumpet spitoon
whats it like to see a girl naked lRL?
you feel like a fucking king
like achieving life
>>29408696
why the fuck are you posting this on this board when you know that none of has. You are the kind of cancer that is shitting up this board. Next time you post something like this just to make the ACTUAL robots who post on this board sad, just do the world a favor and kill yourself
>>29408696
You never peeked in a shower?
You never went to the beach?
OPnigga please
hey r9k what did you dream about tonight?
i dreamed that hideo kojima was bullying me at a dinner party so i stole his wine then teleported to watch him look for it from a roof
I dreamt that my mom lost an eye :(
I hope I dream forever tonight
I dreamt I was spending time with my dead father.
He became increasingly stressed in the time we spent together.
I found I couldn't afford to buy him the steak sirloin for his birthday.
We got into a car crash on the way home.
So I fapped a few times yesterday. I have now confirmed with absolute certainty that I have permanently destroyed my dick from several years of fapping several times or even several hours edging a day. My dick doesn't get as big and long as it used to, and it always hurts in the perenium when I orgasm. However, all the heat therapy and self massage I did on that area, in addition to just not fapping has relieved much of the chronic discomfort- before it hurt just to sit down. It also confirms that once an addict- always an addict. I came twice before bed, twice when I woke up, spent 8 hours outside only to come home and fap twice more.
So it is good I chose this strategic time to go back and fap, day before summer starts, since I plan on abstaining from masturbation again, and this time for the duration of the summer season in the northern hemisphere. I hope this time around I better internalize that I will never have sex because I broke my dick from self-abuse, would never risk it anyway because I never want to have kids, and it is extremely unlikely any women will want to be with me behind closed doors and even just cuddle in our underwear. I knew at least 3 years ago from watching MGTOW content that women don't feel love and physical lust for male bodies the same way we do for theirs- unless he is a Chad, but it seems only now am I finally accepting the harsh reality that just lying together enjoying the warmth of my body is not something women get any pleasure of, whereas for me it feels like the end all be all of sensual pleasure.
Revisiting pipe dreams I've had about going full monk mode, at least with regard to women. I wonder what its like to life in [first world and peaceful] Muslim countries where all porn is banned and all women are made to cover themselves in public. I often refute robots who complain about women wearing little clothing in the summer by saying I can just enjoy looking at it, but now I just see it as another form of mental masturbation, indulging in eye candy. I wish to become asexual, and if I had a choice int he matter I wish I was born as a lesbian woman and I could just cuddle with girls and have all my sensual desires fulfilled.
/nofapallsummer/ bump
I once stopped fapping because I forgot about it. Then all of a sudden some time ago I remembered.
Fucking stupid
>second day of job
>already want to quit because i hate it so fucking much
keep going, become numb, learn to hate your superiors, take drugs, take drugs at work, everythings fine
Where do you work anon?
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>>29408578
restaurant. work as a cook. only job i could get
what country has the best traps? pic related are BRs
>>29408504
Not Australia, that's all I know, can't even find any goo femboys or twinks down here.
>>29409138
>aussissies
>no twinks
AYYYYYY LMAO what a dumb nigger
>>29408504
The one on the left is amazing!
>tfw no black trans gf
; _; why even live?
>>29408503
The things I would do to that cock and asshole.
>>29408503
You'll have one eventually.Just bee yourself.
>>29408503
That would be the dream, best I can get is non passable cds
Let's say that from tomorrow on you could dress in any way you want without facing judgement from others. How would you dress?
I'd go full wizard
Monk robes
>>29408499
In just my underwear. I can't stand the heat but people expect you to wear at least a shirt and shorts or something usually, which is nonoptimal for cooling off.
Honestly just comfy pajamas and worn out comfy tshirts. Maybe a bath robe.
>Girl is mean to me online
>Soon find out she is mean to others as well
>>29408479
How was she mean to you?
>Didnt like the tone of a casshier
>Rape her at knifepoint
>>29409030
>cashier is inexplicably patronising
>ruminate about it for months
What's her name robots?... You know who I'm talking about...
For me she's Lia
Katherine.
She makes everyone call her Katie, except me when we got intimate. She said "Katherine" sounds more like royalty.
>>29408427
Stanley B Phillips
I cru every tiem desu
I miss laura.
Long time lurker, with some questions for /r9k/. Why the fuck do you do it? Wallowing in self pity, like a defeated sack of shit. The world is easy, you dont even have to be smart if you just keep throwing yourself at it. Eventually it give before you do and its yours for the taking. Eg. It took me 9 years to get my 4 year degree but I did it. I now have a respected job in science making 6 fig and a hot girlfriend finishing her doctorate. I paid for school myself and took on about 20k in debt but I paid that off in the first year I got my job.
So I ask you again, why are y'all such faggots?
Pic related, its y'all. This is what r9k is, people trying to dress up something incredibly gay to be cool.
>>29408357
you clearly dont have the issues r9k does if you were capable of "sucking it up"
congratz but go away, we dont matter here
>>29408406
Fuck you I want answers!
>>29408357
How old are you opple?
No mercy,Roasts.
Girls suck
Dude.. looks like there are only a few guys really doing that and nothing happens when they aren't there.
#NotAllRoasties tbqh but most of them are terrible.
>>29408349
I for one do not hate women like you bitter neckbeards!
Look at this random picture of a woman with her beautiful children!
Can such a perfect creature ever do something wrong??
Didn't think so , keep your disgusting opinions to yourself.
>Meet cute girl
>Cute girl is married...to a guy twice her age
>Cute girl does a public speech on the varying kinds of relationships
>Ask cute girl if she's in an open one
>She is, and after flirting, we meet up at a bar
>I end up getting laid
>She was super crazy, I guess old guys need a lot to get them off
>She's very cool, smart, games and codes
>Also has two kids
>She wants to hook up again
I have no idea what to do. I have an opportunity for a first relationship and...it's this. :/
>>29408336
>Is married
>Has 2 kids
>Cheats
I'm sure you two will have a bright future together anon.
>>29408855
>Ask cute girl if she's in an open one
>She is
Not cheating if those in the relationship are OK with it. Just...weird.
>>29409196
It doesn't matter, it's degenerate cuckshit and you're a terrible excuse for a person for enabling it.
