Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1413. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1413. page
What's the appeal of having a virgin g/f?
I just don't get it. I suppose it might have something to do with being on the same page as one-another in terms of sexual experience. But I just never get a sense of that on this board.
Instead, it's either some misogynistic diatribe (yes I know where I am) about how women are the most unreliable creatures known to man, and virgins are you closest bet to having a loyal g/f. But that just makes it seems like you guys want a servant instead of an SO. And then I will also see stuff about the innocence of virgin women, but that just makes it seem like you guys want to diddle little girls instead and get away it. What the fuck, robots?
>>29409531
I'm a robot and I don't get it either.
Yeah I think it's pretty much what you said. Similar experience, possibly more loyal, and then there are the religious people and the fascists who want them subservient. And some weird ideas on how "pure" they are.
Some robots are grossed out at the idea of them having had sex in the past and having done such or such sexual act. And this is really, really stupid. We have daily threads about it made by trolls trying to condition the robots to be grossed out by it, and it seems to get to some of them. They associate it with all the redpill ideas, and their insecurities, etc. It messes with their heads.
For me it's just the "similar experience" thing that would matter, but it's mostly just insecurity from my part I guess.
High partner counts are correlated with infidelity and bad relationships it seems, but they are just that, correlations. Robots should be aware of it but still deal with things on a case by case basis as far as possible.
>inb4 I am a cuck
Yeah yeah.
>>29409962
Indeed, indeed. Although the differences in experience part I kind of don't get. Just neither of you talk about your past sexual encounters and keeping it at that should alleviate it.
Also, bump.
>>29409531
Because the idea behind it is they aren't complete sluts who use you for your money or toy and fucks Chad in her free time.
>want a servant instead of a SO
I don't want a servant, I'm sure some do. Most people just want on demand sex without responsibility.
This is all just my opinion and I support the idea of virgin GFs
>ywn cuddle with cute girl like this
feels bad man
Post more
I know this feel badly.
;_;
I just wanna cuddle and be loved
(are dumps allowed on r9k?)
> He unironically, literally believes in the Bible/Quran/Torah
>>29409486
I unironically think you're a faggot.
Eh, I like Jesus as a person. I think he's a good model.
>>29409530
>jewish role models
After hs, it is impossible to lose your virginity because all girls expect that you know how to kiss and fugg (the only way of getting girls is to be a normie, and to be a normie you must lie about your virginity status). should you attempt to do these activities with them, they will quickly uncover your lie and that will be the end of your venture.
find a flaw with this.
skip all the bullshit and jump right in there whether they like it or not
normies have a word for this i think
Currently considering traveling to an Asian country and cashing in my gook card. Is the mirin meme true? Do they truly love their white bois?
>>29409485
rape. we call it rape.
What do you think about guys who play Dungeons and Dragons, or other tabletop games? Is it a turn off?
I enjoy tabletop games and wish I wasn't a girl so I could join a tg group.
>>29409305
Fuck tg, find a decent group on some other website, make sure your group members are as normie as possible, these beta cucks won't do.
Well, I say these, I'm one of them but still, fuck tg.
>>29409346
Women shouldn't have male friends other than her male family members and a bf/husband.
>come here because over the past decade /b/ has just become trap, check 'em, and gore threads
>the amount of autism on this thread hurts my head
>ask myself why people fall for such obvious bait threads
>remember the majority of this board has autism and understand how they fall for such obvious bait
>stop coming on here so much
it was fun while it lasted guys... I think i'm finally growing out of 4chin
>>29409234
See you tomorrow man
origami commentollo
>>29409234
/b/ was always trap and gore threads though. When I started coming here in 2007 animal gore threads were common especially cats. Traps back then you basically had linetrap(Bailey Jay when they were underage) and Alexis Saige.(Sarina Valentina when they were underage.)
>ask myself why people fall for such obvious bait threads
Good fucking luck, every single board falls for bait easily. It's a fucking joke.
Lets talk about:
Doubt, life struggles, self confidence, denial, social segregation, loathing, fear, and generally all those things that keep have you coming back to these boards for the lie that is safety
Or anything else you want to talk about or get off your chest
dude all i need is a room and a steady job and I can live comfortably by myself
why in the unholy fuck is housing so stupidly expensive people in the 80s didnt have to deal with this shit WHAT THE FUCK
>>29409406
>all i need is a room and a steady job
were you fired recently? or is your current income so ridiculous a natural enticing feeling toward change has overcome your routine?
>go to medical centre to renew valium script
>new gp
>just another stupid paranoid bitch who goes on about "le magic of le anti-depressants and ssri's" and how "s-someday t-they'll w-w-work i s-swear", "y-you're too young for valium" and etc
>suggests i see a new psychiatrist because he's "giving me too much valium" like she knows any better (prob some newly grad who doesn't understand jack shit about anxiety & depression) and probably only graduated cause she sucked off the teachers
>writes me a new script for only 10 5mg ones when i was on 10mg and got 50 5mg ones last time
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, at least she had some nice tits, but fuck that bitch
hey guys just broke up with my gf of two years. Please give me some beautiful fapping material. I really like pawgs/thick girls (not fat) and stockings. tyvm my dudes will be helping with posts
You're a fucking idiot. Congratulations on giving up happiness.
Kill you are selve normie
>>29409169
breh you will have better luck on /b/
>tfw pocky is mainstream now -- the incessant plebs
Fuck, I see them everywhere. I even saw some at a local Hot Topic not too long ago. And the worst part it's not even real pocky. It's some shit that's made in Thailand.
>ITT: Things Normies Have Ruined
>>29409167
This is nothing. Normies ruined "nerdiness" in general. Eg.: "Hur dur I'm socially well adjusted and play XBox I'm such a neeerd", "I like Marvel omg I'm such a neeerd xP"
Meanwhile, they continue to treat actual social outcasts (robots) with nothing to turn to but books, games, etc. Like shit.
Normies have also ruined memes and post ironic humor. Now every jock, soccer mom, Chad, and Stacey has their "favorite pepes" posted on Instanormie. Yet if someone has a robot tier power level and actually understands the original culture surrounding those memes; you guessed it, just a weirdo to be socially ostracized.
A few I know have even raped the normie meme. "Omg those damn normies xdddd I'm so quirky and not normal at all. I even play video games recreationally and don't feel like going to social gatherings sometimes lololol"
Or the worst of all, "femanon here"
It's fucking disgusting.
>>29409167
Bumping for interest. Normies disgust me
I never really understood the appeal of Pocky.
>Hehe Anon look what I can do!
>>29409149
When I was around 13-14 some girls in the same grade used to tease me by showing me their thongs.
Even though it was kind of my fetish I couldn't really enjoy it because of how awkward they made me feel.
>>29409149
Cool, me too!
>pulls up panties as far as possible without my balls exploding
>>29409932
When I was 15 I was sitting behind a girl in class (was just me on the back row) and she pulled down her pants to adjust them, exposing her ass in the process. Was horny as fuck as a teenager so enough to give me a boner. I doubt she did it to tease me, more likely didn't notice I was there...
>look what i can do stacy!
*unzip penis*
>tfw no father
You were born to a boat with no captain. No matter how bad the crew fucks up, or even if there is no crew, no one is to be blamed.
Post about your dad or lack thereof in this very special father's day-ish thread.
>>29409117
Which 1 is his wife? All females look the same age.
>>29409154
>tfw no interwoven family breeding tactic
Why live tbch
>>29409154
blue dress with her arms around him, obviously
Hey robots who do you think has had a worse impact on your life your mom or dad. Why?
>>29409045
My mom because she was the actually abusive one. Beta dad just stood there and did nothing.
>>29409069
Emotionally abusive or physically abusive?
>>29409081
Both
oregano content
I thought it was a joke like how everyone on /fit/ was gay but it's beginning to sound like half the people on this board are legitimately 20 something kissless virgins
Can you guys explain to me how you get to age 20 without ever getting laid? If you routinely fuck up every social siduation you've ever been in you'd think you'd still get laid accidentally eventually
You can tell me "GTFO normie" like I suspect will happen but it would be nice if someone could explain this to me, I ask out of fascination
when somebody wrote "turn to page 72" in ya health book and it's a picture of titties
probably because i spent my time working on my craft rather than throwing my dick around. also i'd rather get high alone than have social interaction whatsoever and i generally dont like people. basically every social situation is just something to get through so i can go back to making dope shit and abusing various substances
How do I get laid on accident? I just started leaving my house again.
ITT: Lewd things you want to do to a girl/Lewd things you want a girl to do to you.
>I want a girl to suck me off, and then brush her teeth and wash her mouth with my cum
>>29408946
i wanna do the dirty
Cuddle with her. Talk about the prospects of having children and a family together. Hopefully with me on top of her in order to guarantee these things.
I know. I'm a sick fuck.
I want to get tied up by a girl and to repeatedly rape me. Then tell me to do random task to just throw me on the ground and rape me again.Then eventually I would get out of the bonds and rape her. She will then put me back into the bonds and the cycle would repeat.
>job interview
>"we'll give you a call today/tomorrow/by Friday"
>they never call
>if you call them they either give a lame excuse and don't tell you anything or tell you they chose another applicant
Why do they do this? Why can't they just call and say whether you got the job or not? If they can't do that then why do they always tell you that they'll call? Just to get your hopes up so you spend the entire day glancing at the phone with your stomach in a knot?
>>29408888
at least you get interviews........................ i don't
>>29408907
I've applied to over 10 jobs in the past couple of days. All jobs I'm qualified for and have years of experience in. Got one response and they fuck me around.
>>29408928
i applied to 10 and got no response
but i'll keep going
