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Anyone else /psychosis/?
How are you holding up?
I fucking hate this shit fucking symbols everywhere D: help
>>29408322
respiridone is your friend
>>29408322
years ago it was much stronger and everyday was bad, now i'm much better. don't worry, if you can speak english you're okay.
just remember never to actually make decisions based on what color or number you saw this morning for fucks sake, save yourself the embarrassment.
>>29408346
I'm on meds but this shit really fucked up my mental health
fucking weed man
What's the worst season and why is it summer?
Fall > Spring > Summer > Winter
>>29408314
Definitely summer. I hate the heat mayne.
Winter > Fall > Spring > Summer
Being too cold is easier to remedy than being too hot.
who here /sad/?
>tfw too old and neet
>tfw lost oportunities
>tfw no point in living
i hate working and living in general its so fucking hard i just want to do nothing and take drugs desu
>>29408207
severe depression, crippling social axieties
and my heads on too straight to fine the motivation to kill myself or walk out on my family
no job, no money, just me and this pc i play games on sometimes
leading up to my 21st birthday i kept telling myself id make something of myself and make shit work
21st was 4 months ago, and i still dont have what it takes in me, and i cant find it
>>29408207
how old are you oregano?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. Face full of scars due to 13 years of severe acne (I blame my mother) until last year and can't afford laser treatment to "heal" my scars. But you can tell only if you get close or under the sun.
I've been mad in love with this girl I met when I was 13 in school, she showed interest in me but I was too much of a pussy and never did anything about, even when my friends used to tell me to ask her to be my gf, not that my selfsteem has improved a lot since then anyways. For the last who knows how many years, probably 4 years, I have been checking her social networks almost every day, without adding her.
I want to go the gym everyday for the next 6 months, buy protein shakes because I'm skinny af, a fucking classic nerd. And finally get the courage to add her and ask her out. Should I stop checking her social networks during that time?
I'd fucking marry her, even if that means she'll be the only girl ever in my life. I'd give up everything for her, work my ass off to make her happy. But I would want to be completely honest with her and let her know I've been stalking her for years, which will be pretty fucked up because it's too damn creepy.
Even if she rejects me, I'll finally be able to move on because I will realize she is not the perfect girl for me.
Developed social anxiety because my mom pretty much kept me from social interactions in my childhood.
>>29408203
Just give up before you start, it will save you from the long suffering. Better you forget her.
Anon get off your assand fucking do something before its too late and you become a broken fucking NEET robot who hangs around r9k all day, everyday, shit posting continuously about how girls refuse to sit on their pitiful micro dick.
>>29409219
I just can't forget her. I have tried and suddenly clicks one of her profiles and start all over again
>>29409319
I'll try to read your post everyday from now but I need to get my shit together first
>laying in bed
>suddenly remember repressed memory
How about the feeling of unfathomable guilt?
What was it?
A few days ago I realized why I find tall middle school looking girls attractive. This cute tall girl from like 3rd grade used to sit with me on the bus to school and she was really sweet to me and I had a huge crush on her she had to be at least a foot taller than me.
>>29408257
I remembered that i used to hump my pillow and I got cum stains on it so I hid it in the basement and my mom found it
Help brobots. I'm at work (night auditor) and my dad just called me from home saying my cat opened the door and got outside. What do? What if he gets fucking eaten or lost? Pls help. Pic related.
Most cats are fairly intelligent. I wouldn't worry too much and tell my dad to look for him
So a night auditor, that's not an accountant is it?
>>29408184
Cats are meant to go outside regularly.
Alpha standley has arrived
ONLY BAD PEOPLE POST STANLEY
>>29408181
Alpha Stanley will lose to I, dark Metaton Stanley 5000
>>29408274
This is from my wiki bio
Metaton is a robot with a SOUL and was built by Alphys. Initially poised as an entertainment robot turned human killing robot, Mettaton is later revealed to have only acted as such. Mettaton is the sole television star of the Underground.
Didn't get too many answers the last time I posted this, so I'll shorten it.
>I work at a small business retail store
>I am the only employee besides the manager
>Manager refuses to hire another employee for over a year because "we can handle it" (meaning me)
>There is no air conditioning in summer / no heat in winter
>I work all day by myself on Saturday (manager doesn't come in at all. We're open 10+ hours saturday)
>Multiple times per day I get overloaded with 5-6 customers that want something done at the same time, and I'm the only one working
>I work more hours than the manager a week but obviously get paid less
>Friend worked less than me and gets paid more at another store, and there is more people working there with him
>I work between 35-40 hours a week for "part-time"
>I need time off to get shit done but i cant get any time off
How the fuck do I get more hours off if I'm the only employee?
I don't want to quit, I need money, but right now I need to get a lot of personal shit done and I just don't have the time to do it because I work late shift and I also do not drive, so it's not like I have a quick ride to and from work.
>>29408178
Have your friend help you get hired at his job
Confront boss about leaving if he keeps being an ass. It's not like he can do anything about it, you're his only employee.
>>29408178
Take day off by pretending to be sick, use that time to go job hunting
>>29408178
Start looking for another job.
Make sure your manager knows you are looking for another job.
Go to some interviews etc.
He will either crap himself when he realises you might leave and offer you better.
Or you get another job anyway.
FUCK CHOCOLATE! WHY DOES EVERY GODDAMN NORMIE DESSERT HAVE TO HAVE FUCKING CHOCOLATE IN IT?
>why do you hate chocolate?
I DONT! BUT IT DOSENT HAVE TO BE IN LITERALLY EVERYTHING! CHOCOLATE IS FUCKING SHIT FOR YOUR SKIN! I AVOID MILK, CHEESE, AND ESPECIALLY CHOCOLATE! WHY ARE NORMIES OBSESSED WITH IT?
>>29408131
Then don't eat it, autist.
>caring about your skin
normie detected REEEEEEEE
>>29408131
I don't know, it must be pretty cheap to produce and it sells well.
>MILK, CHEESE
It's bad for your skin?
Tis I, Dark Metaton Stanley. Submit yourself to your God robots
ban this fucker plz
>>29408040
sup eddie hows u been
>>29408142
I've been reconstructing the nth dimension to fit my quantum dimensional worldview. Since I have no heathen wench to drain my neurocells it has given me a lot more time to work on a great deal of things.
So basically I'm talking to a girl who says she like's me but doesn't want to date because she hates break ups. also she doesn't want me to talk to other girls. I like her but I don't want to be a cuck. What do.
Lol don't give a fuck about what she says talk to other girls. Also this isn't /adv/ and I bet you're in high school.
>>29408031
Buy an engagement ring and propose.
>>29408031
"Bitch, you gonna put out or what?"
Make it end. Do it.
Am I too ugly to have a boyfriend? Why don't people my own age like me?
>>29407983
yes oregano2ogboogaloo
>>29407983
I'd be too ugly to be yours if I were gay if that's any comfort.
You look fine.
you are not ugly. you do need to get muscular because you don't look confident how you are.
i'm a tiny frail twinkish-bodied male, and i have gotten a lot of attention because i used to be confident in my skin. now i am not able to find my confidence, so i am going to get muscular. i think confidence is the most important thing for homos.
Hey robots post your unpopular opinions except now with 2 rules
>opinion cannot be about robots, this includes fembots regardless of whether you think they exist or not. Women in general are still fair game
Examples of things that might break this rule
>all robots are the cause of their own problems
>all fembots are just normie girls with standards that are too high
>free-will exists but most of the stuff that matters isn't in our control
>men are just as bad as women they just aren't as destructive
>Gender roles are good and exist for a reason
>most college women that get raped usually have it coming due to poor decision making
>foot fetish is actually Disgusting
>being Virgin (man) is a good thing
>The legend of zelda is boring (idk bruh)
>>29408153
>being Virgin (man) is a good thing
Why?
they're coming for you robots
Post link you faggot. Goddamn summer
im not sexually active so i think im good
>>29407893
why is this even news, fucking retarded aussies
>daily reminder that if you currently have or have ever had a job of any kind, you are automatically not a robot
>it doesn't matter if you're a virgin or friendless, the job raises you to failed normie status
>>29407882
Dude I didn't really have a choice.
That's not fair.
Robots actually do work though despite the bugs.
>tfw started to cry at work again
Shit's embarrassing
