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how much does it hurt when you think of your oneitis?
It's almost a physical pain it hurts so bad. I'm still coping with the fact that I'm never gonna see her again because High School is over. The last time I saw her was graduation night all over this Chad I used to know. Honestly though I'm not upset at him at all because he's such a good fucking guy (funny, charasmatic, nice as hell). Wish I could've been like him, instead I wasted my High School years being a fucking loser. Maybe I could've had a shot with her.
it's long scarred over
now it hurts more to think about the other times i've been rejected in one shot rather than constantly by one person
>>29404860
I sort of know that feel
but instead my oneitis is my 12th grade english teacher, and I'm already a year into uni
>tfw more robots are falling for the boipussy trap every day
>>29404522
fucking a girl in the ass is god-tier. always cum up in my girl's ass
>>29404522
A hole is a hole, as long as it makes me cum I could give no fucks at this point.
Women are way too high maintenance to deal with, just for some pussy.
>>29404522
this pic is triggering me pls remove it.
If you do not post in this thread, you will get a girlfriend and become a normie.
tfw no hope only despair and solitude
>>29404487
I can see why this thread is on page 10.
>>29404487
hello
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>Just live in the moment, bro
Who /unsolvable-neverending-existential-crisis/ here?
>>29404457
me. im always worrying about random bullshit, usually related to the afterlife, ethics, and the existence of god. i constantly think about going to hell. diagnosed OCD.
>>29404457
Damn Daniel, back at it again with shitty memes.
>>29404457
Here.
For me the biggest why is why anything exists at all, and what existence actually is.
Oh and the constant nightly hour of "what happens after I die?" thoughts is fun before bed too
All virgin men 18 years of age or older no longer have the right to humanity and will serve only to fill the bellies of hungry women everywhere. Any man who can't even get another person to sleep with them deserves only to be seen as food.
>>29404388
Just come and try it you fucker
>>29404461
There is no denying your fate as fat on her ass. It would be the closest you ever get to a girl. Isn't that exciting?
>>29404388
I dont know if youd want to eat me, piggy.
Right now I got a bunch of mosquito bites. My legs are fat, so theres a ton of genital sweat and some kinda fungal thing going on there. I havent brushed my teeth in a couple days, so plaque buildup, and I can feel some tonsil stones back there. Ive got some cysts here and there. My feet are dirty, dry, and cracked. My butt is kinda greasy, cause no matter how much I wipe, some always leaks out after. And I've got chemicals in me from when I take all my meds.
If your eternal femappetite knows no satiation, then I'm sure none of this will be a problem for you, and you'll just need to add salt. Please be aware that salt gives me a rash though.
>stuck my brothers penis in my mouth for a few seconds when we were both kids
Am I gay or was I just young and hormonal? This happened so many years ago but I still worry about it sometimes
>>29404315
>Am I gay or was I just young and hormonal?
>mfw
Why not both senpai?
but for rela how many dicks have you sucked to since and how many "traps" have you whacked off to?
>>29404368
0 and 0
I'm entirely straight except for this once incident that still haunts me
>>29404827
well there you go then, other kids have probably done worse things.
>tfw no pelikula watching, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, diyaryo reading, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
i love you op please marry me
>>29404283
Youre one crazy dude OP. Keep this shit up
wow youre really dedicated
gg
>tfw dad will never teach you to fire guns
>>29404253
>tfw dad will not teach me anything useful in the real world
My dad only took me shooting a few times, and I basically had to drag him to the range. He wasn't that into it. It sucked.
He also never introduced fishing to me at all until I eventually flat out asked him to help me get the supplies.
Hunting was never even a possibility.
Never really taught me how to shoot so much as just slapped one into my hands and said go do it.
So I did.
Is she a robot /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJvIRhyEsGY
>>29404157
>she
no
didn't even need to watch
on one hand I think that she is just a bit shy and does it for attention but on the other you could say that she is taking steps to improve her condition and that's why she doesn't look that bad. which is it? I personally could never post a video of myself online
>social anxiety
>posts a video of her self
k
Anybody else browse here cuz it's interesting and not actually a robot?
Well first off, what makes a true robot? So many people here seem to have friends and are in college, young and even have the guts to post their real faces in /soc/ tier trash. If this is the robots home and these people autodenominate robots then no, im not a robot. I just post out of boredom.
>>29404234
College and friends and decent face doesn't make you a normie, especially if you're still a virgin despite those things. I'm going to college, have a group I hang out with that go to parties and drink/smoke and do stupid shit with Chads so I get invited, I'm fit and people call me a Chad on here, but I've still NEVER had sex or even a girlfriend. I'm scared of talking to girls. My friends set up a party where they invited 3 single girls over and they all tried to get me to talk to them. I didn't because I was too scared. I didn't even look at them or say a word to them and then my friends called me a faggot. I'm a robot as long as that is the case
>>29404309
you're not a robot, just a pussy faggot.
>be skinny and petite
>basically a womanlet
>go shopping with mother who's 200+ and 5'7" (overweight)
>she makes fun of me the entire time
>tells me to go to the children's section
>says I won't fit in clothing and need help
WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT THESE FUCKING NORMIES LET ME BUY DRESSES WITHOUT HARASSING ME AND MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR NOT BEING TUB OF LARDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you want to be my gf?
I have a bigbeard.
>>29404140
I kinda know that feel. I started forgetting to eat/deliberately starving myself for days on end, and lost like 40 pounds and now none of my clothes fit anymore. Everyone keeps picking on me for losing the weight, even though I don't really look unhealthy, especially when clothes shopping
>>29404140
petite girls are cute shut the fuck up
I have really bad diarrhea robots... What do???
>>29404118
Just b urself :^)
It's ok bro, just get out there! Go outside!
>>29404118
Maek poopies!
>>29404118
Poop it out then replace lost fluids and hang around near the shitter.
Hopefully you don't have to go to work or anything.
Post in this thread and ill tell you your role in the upcoming Zombie Apocalipse.
>>29404095
i will rape your mother underage bcunt
>>29404143
You become a zombie.
After wandering aimlessly for a couple of years, you die as some wild animals attack you for meat.
>>29404095
Eh, why not? What's my role senpai?
Is it possible to cope with intense self loathing?
Have you tried improving the things that make you dislike yourself?
>>29404264
I've tried, and failed, to improve the things that are """fixable""". Half of the things can't be improved, it's physically impossible.
>>29404298
>I've tried, and failed, to improve the things that are """fixable"""
Learn to try harder.
>Half of the things can't be improved, it's physically impossible.
Learn to get over it.
Who here trying to change their attitudes?
Been seeing the negative more then I have seen the positive lately and Im working to improve that since no one wants to hang around a debby-downer.
>Been seeing the negative more then I have seen the positive lately
>lately
what's it feel like to see the positive?
i honestly don't know. everything is fine or fucked.
>>29404041
Nice. Keep working on that mate. I'm doing the same
>>29404041
trying your best to fit in with the upper puppers?
