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>tfw have multiple sclerosis
>tfw wheel chair bound
>tfw be neet for life
>tfw never have to work
>tfw sit at home playing vidya all day
id rather be a NEET who lifts weights, reads books and enjoys going for night walks
>sit at home
>sit everywhere you go
>>28579696
lazy fucking roach
>meet a new girl
>she's cute, sweet and caring
>actually talk non stop for 3 days
>she stops responding suddenly
Every fucking time.
>>28579510
you didn't show her what she wanted to see, which is money or status
so she moved onto the next
>start getting one word replies to everything you say
the death sentence
You must be boring as hell
My fucking dad is dating the most biggest fucking cunt I've ever seen holy shit I hate this bitch so fucking much I'm honestly considering leaving NEETdom and moving out is it worth it guys?
>>28579481
Thismay be worth a new lifestyle but if she's also horrible to your dad, you can try to get rid of her by choosing the path of #devilish or something. I don't know.
Normies would sacrifice anything to get pussy. It's really pathetic, if you think about it.
Not a NEET but had the same problem. Just took up refuge at my mom's place instead. Can't wait to live on my own, it'll be like my room, but with more rooms.
Wear this outside with sunglasses
No more panhandlers,haggers, beggars lol
This is ducking awesome
I'm a sithlord!!
CHORAaaaa!!!!
I live in NYC where everyone is a fucking faggot so why not
enjoy a random sand nigger feeling you up
>>28579395
I do the same with hidden speakers putting nazgul music.
>>28579395
looks pretty cool 2bh those gloves are badass
How do I develop assertiveness and strong will? I feel like I'm a pushover, nervous over nothing, and very mentally fragile. What do?
>>28579266
phenibut helps with that senpai
it kills the anxiety for a good 12 hours
>>28579266
You dont. Not all of us are capable of doing it. Make the best you can from starting deck - become artist, musician or anybody who uses emotions as inspiration.
take boxing/martial arts lessons
lift
run
swim
be more in the sun
drink 12 cups of water a day
don't consume too much gluten
read books
stay less time in front of the computer
develop simple hobbies
make friends
Anyone else using their time to get /fit/
I feel so much better about myself i used to be a skinny little boy now i'm a man
>tfw 6'4 lanklet trying to bulk
Damn, I don't even need to be jacked as fuck, I just want a muscular body
>>28579190
lost 43lb so far since November
still have to lose another 35lb
was hoping to at least be somewhat decent for summer, at least I don't get groin rashes any-more
I look better on the outside, but the emptiness on the inside remains.
When will autistic men get the right to have sex?
>>28578744
Once they kill themselves.
autistic chads already get laid dudebro
>>28578744
hopefully never, we should eliminate their genes from the pool
you can have sex with this girI if you Iet her pee on your face in public and humilate you. wat do you do ??
>>28578626
Meh she's a 7 I'd pass
>>28578626
I wouldn't even let a 10/10 do that shit.
>>28578626
her having the requirement means she is a psycho. thus, no
So i went to the wedding as an autistic neet shut in and it went horribly, people laughed at me and shit, i just wanna die man
>inb4 just do it
I am. In a couple months i plan kn oding, til then i just want aslittle as shit as possible. I dont know why everyone thinks they are better than me and only my shit stinks. I just wanna fucking make it man fuck
OP I feel your pain because I fucking hate weddings/formal parties, jam packed with condescending Stacies and shitty normies. Dropped a lot of speghetti at a wedding I went to as well, but just think that you're not a complete beta cuck who willingly signs a marriage contract forfeiting 50 grand over five years to a cheating whore.
Trust me, being awkward and autistic >>> losing $900 a month from child support and alimony
kill them before you suicide
this existence is fucking meaningless, we're pathetic shit flinging apes
kill them, it's in your nature and it sounds like they deserve it more than you
>>28578610
The fact that they even invited you means they care about you. Don't do it
Does now everyone on /r9k/ have a girlfriend or what?
Fuck,where do I go now
>>28578355
We're still here anon
>he thinks everything posted on 4chan is 100% real
why do you take the posts on a Bhutanese cross-stitching forum so seriously, anon?
I know man
Needs to be an nogf general
I am 22 year old virgin. Should i just pay for sex?
>>28578321
No, because even hookers won't let a robot fuck them.
If you are thin, yes. If you are fat, consider paying for a gym instead.
>>28578338
but that's le wrong you fucking retard..
>act like I'm autistic
>don't get a gf
>don't work
>no friends
>act like I'm extremely anxious of social situations
>not actually autistic and just fooling everyone
I laugh everyday about this. Why are all these idiots fooled?
>>28578291
Damn, you got us anon. You can stop with the charade now!
>life is suffering
>>28578291
>For years made myself have an autisitic reputation. Purposely did autistic things in front of Normie's to be villified and made fun of.
>Used my years of isolation to get good at playing the guitar since I had no real friendships
>Released an LP and all the Normie's that made fun of me realized I was making it up to build notoriety, on top of being actually really chill and smart.
>Now have stacies throwing there pussys at me after regretting all those times they made fun of me.
>Reject them and focus on my music instead
Feels good man
>>28578291
>>28578388
When you spend so much time acting like a looser, you are a pretty much fucked up looser.
How do you browse 4chan, /r9k/?
Do you use the thread watcher, or just open a whole bunch of tabs? How many threads do you have open on average? When does it become time to stop opening new threads and instead actually read the ones you've already opened? Do you ever realise you've opened too many and just close them all and start again?Which boards do you browse other than /r9k/?
None to be quite honest, R9K is the only board, 4Chan is quite childish overall
>>28577893
like this
catalog users = sucks
thread watchers = cucks
vanilla or bust/pol/, /a/, /g/
>>28577929
and to add, if you aren't just constantly scrolling down to the end of the firs page, scrolling up, and refreshing only to do it all over again, get the fuck off my board
>get up this morning
>brush teeth and poop
>while brushing teeth on toilet to save time i drop my toothbrush into the toilet bowl
>lands straight in my poop
Hows your day been /r9k/?
>>28577774
I spent the last 4 days trying to fix my sleep schedule after I completely flipped it to where I was sleeping during the day and up at night during exam time as I study better at night. But today I blew it, I slept 4pm-10pm yesterday, and pulled an all nighter. I am going to have to stay up all day it will be a struggle
>>28577873
How did you end up like that anon? Vidya?
>>28577774
2 days in a row Spongebob?
i am a lonely australian girl lf friends
https://join.skype.com/yOn2NMQhqTJD
bwc time?
good bait really good bait
>>28577332
i want girl sex girl sex me want
