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Can someone tell me what the appeal of Vaporwave is?
I tried listening to it and the Internet seems to love it, but it just seems to be a bunch of shitty "Le 90s kid" shit.
night tempo
Try the more down to earth stuff.
https://mobilesuit.bandcamp.com/track/daileon-plaza
I just like the music, and its driving ability to get me through comfy times
For those who aren't socially retarded on an autistic level - why don't you go travelling?
It's incredible. You meet so many people from all over the world through all the different hostels you stay in. Totally different culture than you're used to. Bonus points if you have an "exotic" accent (see: get bitches).
There's hundreds of thousands, if not millions of young adults travelling away from work and enjoying a new perspective on life literally RIGHT NOW.
Because I got no money
>>28583234
Sweet, can I have a plane ticket and accommodations? Thanks bro, you're a big help.
>>28583316
Get a job and save up. What's the problem? If no luck, start a small business.
who /exams/ here?
got my final exams next week. Instead of revision I have spent the whole weekend sleeping and playing old Rare games. I did alot of revision earlier though.
How are you guys feeling?
>>28583207
You must be 18 to post here. Also
>Richard Dawkins
Time to tie the noose pal.
>>28584309
>Doesn't know university has exams
You must be 18 to post here
Literally haven't been to a single lecture the past 8 weeks, and I haven't started revising. Don't even care at this point
ITT: Biggest surprises you've ever had
>be me, straightest guy I've ever known
>be recent Friday
>live with pretty decent family
>go to college
>get call from my mother to say I left my homework at home
>goes back home to pick up homework
>As I'm about to walk in, I hear a female talking to my mother
>Hear kissing sounds and moaning
>Walk in on them
>They were making out on the sofa half naked
>They stop
>Causally pretend I didn't see anything, grab my homework off the table, and walk back to college
>Mother decides to talk to me about it later after I got back home
>Find out she's bisexual and not a lesbian
>Find out my brother is bisexual
>Find out my other brother is bisexual
>Find out my dad is bisexual
>Tfw I realised I lived my entire life with a bisexual family and I'm the only straight guy in the family
>>28583059
This is certainly an interesting predicament.
How about your mom cheating on your dad with another chick? Or is it one of them open relationships?
I would only be pissed off because my mom can get a gf yet I still can't
>>28583810
Well if dad is bisexual I imagine they're both playing around
>tfw bored of 4chan
>tfw can't fit in regular society
>bored of shitposting
>bored of everything
>tfw completely numb
What the fuck happened?
>>28582734
low test
go lift some weights fggt
>>28582830
Lol ive been lifting for four years.
>>28582884
you eat healthy? drink wawa? take vitamins? lift hard enough?
maybe leave your house more often
All I want is a simple manual labor job
>>>/foxcon/
>>28582583
sign up with a temp agency in your area. they dont care if you have work history, they dont care if you have a criminal record, they dont care if you sperg out at tthe interview. they make money pimping you out to other companies. apply on line they'll probably call you within the hour. can even set you up with transport sometimes.
you'll be working in a week guaranteed.
and then you will see that you dont really want a simple manual labor job.
>>28582696
This.
Specially since summer around the corner. They'll love to stick you in a 53 foot trails with some bisa.
Are Turkish girls the closest thing we have to an ideal girl?
>virgin until marriage
>they dont slut it up
>even when they go clubbing, they remain conservative
>>28582564
why doesn't he ask his turkish friend to get find a turkish wife?
>>28582564
>turkish girls don't slut it up
Oh that delusion
>>28582564
so this is what it looks like when a chad gets BTFO
What robot music, movies or video games do you know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP06kxW_M3I
robot song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-GsLh6dazI
>robo song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKsq7sLH4vQ
>What do people gain from all their labors
>at which they toil under the sun?
>Generations come and generations go,
>but the earth remains forever.
Wagies BTFO by The Bible.
Why do NEETs feel the need to justify their sad existence with petty insults? The world may never know.
Working is fucking gay m8. I commute for up to 15hr/week, just to get the chance to work for piss all. Weekends have become nothing but a wait for the next 5 day slave period. Can't save any money despite having no social life.
>>28582531
And I saw that all toil and all achievement spring from one persons envy of another. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind
Have any anons tried no fap or sucessfully stopped watching porn. If so what are the pros and cons to it?
>>28582457
Cons: You don't get to fap
Pros:
It might have some positive effects if you're in a relationship but as a single virgin I can't imagine any pros.
>>28582457
I'm doing nofap2016. Successfully, I did fap 4 times while ultra drunk, regretted it much, but after I stopped drinking I haven't had any mistakes happen.
I don't watch porn since more of the shit is just ugly women, those pretty 15-25 yo's that have the glow are the ones that don't do porn. cp isn't much of an option because it's prepubescents.
>pros:
>less time wasted on ephemeral immediate gratification
>less time spent thinking about grilz, a rarely decent commodity (if ever, I haven't ever met one)
>you learn to practice willpower and get more disciplined
>cons
>you find you that neither alcohol, nor real grilz, nor fapping, ever make any difference
nothing helps in the end
Haven't tried drugs, because don't want unmanageable addiction.
>>28582457
Im on the no-porn.
Cons: long period of lost sexual interest at first, depressed mood for a while, bored.
Pros:Huge increase in dream activity, overall better sleep and easier to get up, cleaned my room, stable mood, feel less pathetic more pure and hopeful
Hey guys was a bit late last night s here are the details
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23898101/#23898101
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28574123/
Tl;dr I cut off a 10/10 model for about a month because had invested way too much money time and effort over the over the years and gotten very little to show for it, I invite her to a swinger party I frequent on a whim and despite not making any "progress"with her shit was the hottest night of my life and we are hitting more events together.
I feel like the most awesome loser ever, why?
take a hint, lol`
>>28582894
That I have.
Said hint being said girl is flakey, a stoner, watches a metric shit ton of online porn, gets obnoxious as hellwhen talking about her friends, has a questionable concept of fidelity, and sees me as a friend in her own fucked up way. And apprently really wants to have some Mff and Fmm threesomes.
I swear this has to be the weirdest fucking friend zone ever
>>28582424
>read those
What the fuck is going on?
QTDDTOT: anything goes edition
ask any question you need to know about anything, and have it answered by your fellow robots.
gf questions are accepted, but not preferred.
> hygiene
> wageslavery
> education
> cooking
> reaching milestones for your age
should i start smoking
pros:
>it will slowly kill me
>i'll look edgy
>dat feel when you light a cigarette while on a walk at 2am
cons:
>family will likely disown me
>will never have a qt
>the addiction will become inconvenient
>expensive
>>28582384
No.
> non-smokers hate the way smoke smells
> house/car gets a gross yellow film over it
> turn into a bitch without them
> constantly stepping outside even in 30F weather this winter because you need to smoke every 15 minutes
> can't taste food without caking salt onto it
what's the most fun drugs to kill myself with? I just want to throw myself into glorious addiction, and i recreationally do a lot of things but i'm slowly getting sick of life.
What do you think about this tripfag, /r9k/?
I think he is doing god's work by bullying normies off this board
>>28582281
Tripfags are ok it brings another layer to the board.
He should fucking fight me
I get being rejected but like why do women cut off the friendship completely with me whenever they do it? Like is it me in particular fucking up or does this happen to anyone else?
>>28582247
>talk to some girl
>she suddenly stops talking after I told her that we should only stay friends
Because they want orbiters. When the man says that he just want to stay friends from that point on, they are nothing sexual to you anymore. Which means they can't make use of you as a emotional baggage.
>>28582286
No I mean I got rejected and she completely severed the friendship with that. Like nobody tries to keep me as an orbiter. Maybe I already was one though and didn't realize it.
She thinks it is awkward waste of time to remain friends, which it is.
Reminder that this beautiful human being will fuck your waifu
>>28582023
reminder that you would fuck a turd out of marky's ass at the first chance
>>28582023
I hate this guy so much. Literal embodiment of a chad.
Guy is the literal ubermensch
