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Greetings cretins.

Whats the difference between this and /b ?
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Much less porn, no furshit or gore.

1000x more depressing.
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>>23675577

fugging gunt redard
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We're in denial that we aren't like b, b is in denial that they aren't like us.

B has more h and d crossover, we have more pol crossover. But barely. That's about it.

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>one chance at life
>you were born human
I wish I were a cat, just sleeping all day and hunting birds when I got hungry
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I want to be a house cat where I sleep all day and lay in the sun
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Maybe you died just a second ago, and you became a cat, but as you don't have any sense of time, you don't remember it.

maybe life started just a second ago, and every memory we have from the time before was implanted on our brains
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I wanna go somewhere nice.

>>28590452
Maybe I was you when you typed your post, but I don't remember it because memories are stored locally

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So this fucking bitch makes a video talking about how guys shouldn't want a bigger dick look at the pic related.


Prove to me that women are not a meme gender.

>Protip: You can't
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>>28590151
>not posting link to video
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She's so ugly I started laughing really hard.
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>>28590465
>having the fucking title of the video in the pic

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>he automatically put his name last in group projects because he was afraid of looking arrogant
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just do it alphabetically you dumb nigger
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>>28589871
>never had to be the one to write in class because my handwriting is shit
feels good man
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>>28589871

>not doing it alphabetically

So GradeAutismUnderAutism is without a doubt confirmed as this fucking paki thoughts?
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you couldn't tell from the voice?

I mean granted I'm british, so it's somewhat prevalent to me.
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>>28590085
it was obvious he sounded this way but seeing the actual media in front of me is different
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>>28589861
dont really care desu senpai fortunately for you im pretty sure /pol/ would. kill two birds with one stone and gtfo b2/pol/

cheers!

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White incel beta losers can't get girlfriends while sand nigger refugees do it easily.

http://krautkanal.com/int/34156756

>I just came from my shop visit and witnessed outside the shop a ~12 yo finnish grill hanging out with a bunch of ~25 yo arab (refugee?) men. She was hand to hand with one of them. I think it's weird that I (and presumably no one else either) really didn't give a fuck. I didn't even find it strange. Funny how fast people get used to new norms in the society.
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>>28589857
Next picture is this
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>>28589959
Arabs with girlfriends
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>>28590003
White boys can't compete

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>parent have shit genes and horible family health histories
>already very sickly
>probably won't live past 40


FUCK YOU, WHY WOULD YOU BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD WITH SUCH A BAD START AND SHORT LIFE EXPECTANCY
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>wanting to live past 40
aren't you weird?
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Because they thought that even with all their problems they could have a child they could make happy, a child that could make them happy

and instead, they got you
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>>28589733
>won't live past 40
INCREDIBLY good

What are some moderately dangerous activities I could try as a depressed loser who acted beta 95% of the time? I spent some concert being drunk and grabbing girls asses (sometimes without hiding) and trying to dance and it was fun. Any other ideas?
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>>28589620
Drunk driving is always a fun activity
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>>28589671
I don't have a car sadly. I can drunk bike at max speed at last.
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>>28589620
Well I go to work high out of my mind everyday and I do pallatizing (stacking boxes in a warehouse).

I always fuck up the pattern because I'm way too high to work, but I just stick it out for a couple hours and then I come down significantly.

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Hey robots I had a tinder date last night

>made out
>fingerbanged

Does this mean I'm not allowed to come here anymore?
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>>28589581
Of course you can come here nothing can stop you. But it does make you a bad person
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>>28589581
It depends on how ugly she was
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>>28589581
>Date
>Made out
>Fingerbanged

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

>Be me
>Super rich
>Go to Africa for vacation
>Holy shit. It's awesome. Throwing spears, learning to speak click clack
>Go home
>Notice a mosquito bite
>No biggie, mosquitos happen
>Dinner happens
>Mosquito bite starts oozing out of my hand, worms crawling in my puss
>Go to doctor
>Says that Mosquito bit has parasites that make the wound unable to heal
>I ask if I can cure whatever's fucking, shitting, and pissing in me
>Amputation
>I like having two hands more than staying alive
>Parasites still in me
>Crawling in my skin
>These wounds, they will not heal
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>learning to speak click clack

You killed me OP
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>>28589225
kill yourself, my mango
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Not bad, however it could have been more fluent in the transition from story to popular song.

All things considered your grade is a solid B-

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So i decided that I want to change once and for all, and to do so I need to cleanse myself of all this negativity through meditation.

I haven't started actually meditating yet, but I've been practicing to silence the whirlpool of thoughts in my head.

Today I started by focusing on sounds around me, such as a fan. Anchoring my attention to the noise and the noise only helped turn down the volume of the tornado of thoughts in my mind. Then, I set a timer for a few minutes. I watched the seconds tick down, and I worked on being aware of where it was at, but trying not to actually count down the numbers in my head. This was difficult because it's easy to just stare at it and space out. Once I was able to be in sync with the clock without hearing my inner voice say the numbers in my head, I was at almost a total mental silence, and it felt great.

It only took me a few moments of zero mental noise to realize that my emotions are what's bringing me down. My emotions work there way to the surface as pessimistic thoughts and delusions. Silence my thoughts, silence my emotions.

Now that small amount of practice hasn't cured me yet, but it gave me a bit of hope that I can eventually have full control over everything and be at peace. Once my thoughts and feelings came back, I felt like crying for no reason for a few moments. It's like plugging up a garden hose; the water gets backed up and comes out even stronger when it gets released.

Now I have to find another route for all that shit to go instead of back out, maybe through a refinery where it can be processed into something useful.
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nice thread keep us posted on your daily progress.
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The important thing is to sit still and think. There's active meditation that you can do while walking or some repetitive movement but generally you just want to turn your devices off, sit still and think. Lots of people do it in the shower or before sleeping, without meaning to.

One exercise you can try is turning your attention fully outwards and claiming the space around you. Open your senses, look around and see what is there, what is its significance, how does it relate to everything else?
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>>28589281
don't feed the blogger pls

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Get in here and let's find Interesting live streams from around the world, maybe we'll find a qt live streaming
it's a decent replacement for the security camera thread and the japanese beast man
copy this on the face book URL
/livemap/ ? ref= bookmarks
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because of spam just write here the name of the person
Kiana Ingles

>boobs

it's offline now but we'll find someone
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Carla Scardamaglio
2 qt girls
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>>28589265
>tfw no at Italian gf

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Live. Laugh. Love. And wine! :)
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>>28589100
#whenyoutellthemtoleavethebottle
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>>28589100
Don't you mean whine?
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DUDE WINE LMAO

oregano

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>tfw gf made me dress up as a maid and serve her dinner again
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>tfw my maid dressed up as me and then served my gf dinner
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>>28588944
Cosplay is fun isn't it?
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>>28588944
>gf made me cook lunch and then wouldn't let me eat until she released several thick, coily ropes of her semen on it

fucking goddamn it

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>stormweenies will literally NEVER know what it's like to fuck a brown girl

let's take a moment and laugh at their boring ass vanilla sex life
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>>28588894
>tramp stamp
Nah, I'm not up for HIV today.
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Race mixing is degenerate and will destroy the world. Look up Zimbabwe. Hope that sounds nice to you because you'll be living it once white people die out.
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>>28588894
/pol/ will literally never know what iy is like to fuck a girl

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