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>tfw you get attacked by demons and evil spirits
They're trying to keep my from finding the truth, they know I'm on the path to gnosis and they are trying to stop me
>>28594447
They want to save you. Stay away.
There are higher powers than demons in our realm. Don't provoke them.
>>28594499
How is studying going to provoke higher beings?
CASSIEL THE DESTROYER
before:
>smoke weed
>feels went away
now:
>smoke weed
>anxiety attack
Theres no scape, the ride never ends bros.
>tfw same sort of complex with DXM
>>28594580
that sucks my dude
how is the DXM high like btw
>complaining about doing drugs
>Have an indoor pond I built with hundreds of Garra rufa
>Usually bathe in it and let them nibble dead skin off my body
>Discovered they'll nibble my dick too
>Doesn't hurt they have no teeth
>Actually feels good man
>Have for the past several months let them nibble on my dick until i cum
>They usually swarm my cum and eat it too
Timestamp with pond or fuck off
>>28594359
This
>>28594281
I'm sure you could record this and upload it "somewhere." I'd definitely watch it OP
Also, I envy you
OP where's the proof
Anon, what is this boy 'pussy' you always talk about? I thought pussy is what girls have? I never heard this word in my country.
>>28594262
*stutters an apology then runs away*
>>28594262
*rips off his panties*
Oh you're gonna learn today ;)
>>28594262
Dang this is a good-looking boy.
Daily reminder that you CAN NOT BE A ROBOT IF YOU AREN'T A VIRGIN. You simply can't. Having sex instantly turns you into a normie and there is no way around it (unless you paid for it).
If people try to deny this here it just shows how many normalfags are browsing this board by now.
>Having sex instantly turns you into a normie and there is no way around it (unless you paid for it).
Oh so theyre are exceptions, gtfo
>>28594194
paying a hooker is not real sex I think
>>28594194
>>28594249
A hooker is someone you pay to have sex with, right? But you pay for dates, gifts etc for your gf in return for sex. So are all women hookers?Yes as you pay directly for sex with a prostitute, and indirectly with a date. My point is all women are whores
THIS IS BULLSHIT, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE
What does being "afraid" to live really mean?
>>28594191
means you want to do things because life is unbelievably boring, but you're not actually in control, your instincts run the show, so you just sit on the computer where its comfortable and rot
You know what sucks? Even if this isn't "real life", it has been existentially confirmed that this reality is entirely plausible and possible. So even if this entire universe is deleted and we forget about all of the horrors it contains, it can always just pop up again for no fucking reason. This one single reality poisons the entire fucking well because just by merely existing anywhere, you incur a chance of having to come here again at some point for whatever reason, and that chance makes existence itself seem entirely not worth it.
We know just how bad things can get and this is the sort of knowledge that leaves permanent scars on the psyche 5ever.
tfw no qt boyfriend
>>28594085
tfw no skinny qt bf with an average peepee to make pretty and dress up in your underwear and cuddle with
>>28594085
How the fuck has that phrase never been said
>>28594145
>tfw have a big penis and muscles that fairly easily grow
I'll never get a gf. heh
it's fun to lose, and to pretend
HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?
Underneath the fridge
This board smells a lot like teen spirit lately. Kind of makes me want to listen to Nirvana again just browsing it.
Do you think your mommy loves you?
>>28593964
I hope she does.
Of course, mommy will love me no matter what.
Now post more of that qt
Yes. She either does or is a very, very convincing liar.
>tfw on a toilet at university farting out all the hair conditioner I used as lube when I dildoed myself with a cucumber this morning
>>28593653
>conditioner
it's not good to use this as lube senpai. hair products like conditoner and shampoo destroy the inner walls of your ass
use oils instead, like baby oil or coconut oil or vegetable oil
i recomend baby oil, if people ask why you use it just say as moisturizer but actually its god tier lube
>>28593731
Wow thanks senpai, I'm gonna go try that out now. EVOO right up the butt
>>28593731
oils destroy condons if u ever wanna try getting fucked tho, just get real lube and hide it good
purge them
we wuz spacekangs
>>28593421
epic kek
is this game worth buying
can I pirate it yet?
chestnuts roasting on an open fire~
wagecucks slaving until they retire~what holiday do you think hurts the wagekek the most
>>28593146
your mummy can afford to drag your sorry ass to wherever she's vacationing
>>28593146
Labor Day
>>28593207
But that's their favorite
pls cum i am so lonely
https://join.skype.com/yOn2NMQhqTJD
I would but I don't have Skype installed and I'm too lazy to download it.
>>28593138
Hey can you post your id I'm on mobile and can't join the convo thru links.
>>28593138
pls cum jizz jizz
> those summer feels....
>>28593112
Sounds like some normie fantasy shit
>>28593132
I mean that summertime has come and now I feel this urge to get a gf, go outside and feel all that buttery sunlight happiness shit. It's warm out and I want the memories I barely had. Plus getting a job has given me this retarded confidence i might actually be able to escape the cesspit of robothood.
Does no one else feel like summer makes the loneliness worse?
>>28593112
>acting like summer is different
How's highschool, champ?
>tfw no one to spoon with
>tfw no one to fork
>tfw no one to knife
>tfw no one to use pizza cutter with.
