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ITT: true wisdom
I'll start.
Women are purely sexual beings. Their life revolves around their holes and only around their holes. If you're not interested in sex, there is nothing a woman can offer you, unless you seek for reasons to be annoyed or disgusted.
>>28607861
Post moar wisdom!
>>28607861
so deep. so very deep.
>>28608591
*tips*
tf
18 year old virgins need to stop whining about it.
You are barely above the average age for males to lose their virginity. The average age is 16 for women and 17 for men. Yes some chads fuck at 15, rarely at 14 but majority of the guys lose it at 17-20.
Even 18 year old female virgins are not that rare tbough 20 year old female virgins are very rare. There is nothing strange about being a 18 year old male virgin.
Have not seen cuckio in a while.
MOMMY!!! OH MOMMY!!!!
MOMMY SOMETHING'S COMING OUT!!!! MOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!
If they're on /r9k/ at that age their fate is sealed tbqh familia
>get Tinder because everyone tells me how easy it is to get girls there
>get some matches
>minor confidence boost
>start chatting with them
>they all kill the conversation as soon as fucking possible
>dont care
>more matches
>same shit again if they dont just straight up ignore
100 matches and havent got a single one to meet with me. Tinder was my last resort.
If you swipe left on everybody Tinder adds you to the bot category and you'll only match with bots
>>28608237
I more or less swipe right on everybody and I am quite sure most of them arent bots
>>28608544
Sounds like you need to cut to the chase, robro.
>tfw no estranged daughter to unite with
Of course she shows up right after Canelo-Khan when he's going to get paid
>>28607673
>reuniting with a disgusting dreadlocked gold-digging nigger
no thanks
>>28607673
>tfw no daddy that spoils and loves me and will protect me from the bad things in the world.
You know when you play a big RPG and you get to the end, you've explored everything and done all the quests and there's really nothing that interests you enough to keep you playing since there is no more suspense to be had?
That's what it feels like to be alive
>>28607161
you and every 16 year old out there. Fortunately for you you've only explored the starting zone and you know it.
I may be projecting, but most people here are still stuck in the boar/slime zones and have been fighting them for 20+ years....
There's much more to this life. I'm just a bitch to expand my horizons.
>>28607194
I'm actually 25 though and a wageslave
You can't resist it...
>>28607107
S-Stop that! ;_; I don't want it!!
>>28607107
Why would I try?
Based burger of freedom nigger.
Chicken Sandwich > Cheeseburger
Thinking of changing jobs since I spill my spaghetti every shift at my current gig, but I don't want to be seen as a job hopper.
I only stayed at my old job for three months and current job is just coming up to 3 months. What should I do r9k
>>28607046
bump for advicarino
>>28607046
what is your job? do they pay well? where would you work instead? some examples of your spaghetti spilling?
Give us some details anon
>>28608189
>what is your job
Right now I'm working at a fast food chain, the pay is a little more than min wage, but I'd be making more at the new job
>Where would you be working instead
A plant. I think the job descriptions fit the typical descriptions for someone who browses this board, so take that as you will.
>Some examples of spaghetti spiling
Sperg out when I'm with the team / customers
Can't add banter to conversations, so I just laugh instead when someone tries it with me (Everyone in a 30 feet radius can literally FEEL the cringe that I radiate)
Not the worst at my job, but definitely not the best. Don't stand out in that aspect, so it's just complete awktism for 4-7 hours.
I hate women. They really are meaningless objects. What the fuck do you even say to this?
>>28607013
>get mortal quite a lot
Is she some kind of God?
>>28607013
to be fair "tell me about yourself" is a retarded question. theres so much stuff that you generally cant think of anything.
>>28607053
It's British slang for getting drunk
Why is it that giuurlgamers:D always have the need to talk about there personal lives In game? It's allways
>remember that party last night I got sooo drunkXD
Or
>remember when Chad blah blah blah
Why can't they just shut the fuck up? Why do they have to treat games as social media?
>>28606940
Bitches treat everything as social media.
Unless of course they're actually invested in the game, in which case you wouldn't be able to tell since they never bring up the fact that they're girls.
>>28606940
Whats worse is when the entire server swoons over this girl stopping the game in its tracks.
I just want to pray gam
>>28606940
It depends. Public voice chat, yeah, fuck that shit and just play the game. But if I'm in a private party with my mates we all tend to shoot the shit while we play. If a girl is doing the same who am I to judge?
How do I stop being a socially isolated neet shut in. How do I talk to people? I just need one person to help me. I never learned to be confident. I have no friends since leaving hs. I don't know what to do. I want a real friend that I can speak with and do stuff with, at least then I can practice talking to another person. But I have very low self esteem and it seems like everyone else is normie. I don't know what to do. I'm so sick of living like this. I don't even act normal around my family. Maybe I really am autistic? My last psychologist disagreed with my previous asperger diagnosis but there's clearly something wrong with me. Maybe it's not that. What the fuck is it? I don't want to sleep with this problem.
use the internet to find friends
join any social network, any chatroom
use fake pictures if you want to
its communication at least
Depending on how long you've been isolated, the damage could already be done and there's no turning back.
I've pretty much always been alone my life.
Did hermit mode for 2 years and it fucked me over pretty bad.
Try to get a job in retail. You might be autistic, and you may be bad at talking to people, but retail pretty much forces you to talk, even slightly. You might also make a few friends with co workers.
Then try to take what you learn there and use it at uni.
But chances are, if you are like me, you won't care about socializing much any more. As much as I hate being alone, I find most people taxing as fuck and don't really want to talk to them.
I still envy people in groups and ones with relationships. I want it, but don't want it...
>>28606982
I've been avoiding people my whole life. Even though I had friends in school, I never saw anyone regularly outside of school. It's just worse wince leaving school. But I can't live like this.
>>28606937
Text chat doesn't make me happy.
>tfw it feels better to drag a razor across my skin than to just sit there sad
>tfw it feels better to lay around with sore thighs and stinging than to just lay there sad
>tfw cutting myself with a razor feels better than cutting someone i hate with one
>tfw my body won't release any healing chemicals when im sad so i have to physically hurt myself to make my brain help me
Can't you just calm the fuck down and smoke some weed?
>>28606747
I jerked off so many times to clips of that movie.
Ken Park before you ask. Director is probably a pedophile.
>>28606747
>KHHV
>no friends
>no gf
>can't even force myself to be sad about these facts
Post things you have created men
Hmmmm kek lelelel
I translate comics on the internet for nerds to read.
I'd show you but it would make me feel like even more of an attention whore than I already do right now.
I made some posts that someone liked enough to make a screencap.
Write a letter to someone who may or may not see it. Hard mode: include full names.
R-
Almost out.
Three years to wean everyone off of me, and then I'm gonna make like you.
I'm even better and more generous in regards to suicide than you.
ha-ha, suck it.
-C
Dear Molly from primary school who was a bitch
You're a total cunt, I saw right through you when you tried to get me to stick my middle fingers up, trying to get me in trouble, whore.
Also I heard you're quite good looking now so hit me up and we'll fuck.
-Jack
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
-- P.S.
We should be together, too
What happend to the dude who apparently got caught hiding his sister panties under his mattress or something?
that thread was golden
My guess is his parents kick him out, He innawoods now sitting under a tree crying and sniffing his sister's panties.
He's probably been kicked out of the house by now, so he won't be able to update.
>that feel when no cute sister whose panties I can sniff
>You will never experience a normal childhood
>You will never experience having friends during high school
>You will never know what it felt like to not be bullied and isolated in high school
>You will never experience high school parties and getting drunk for the first time at 13
>You will never experience roaming the streets with friends until the late hours of the evening as a kid
>You will never experience playing ball in the park as a kid
>You will never know what it felt like to attend prom like a normal person
I feel like I was robbed. All those years of isolation and bullying have permanently damaged me as a person.
>>28605875
hey you're so hot are you tall
>>28605875
same, but the normies won't ever experience the memes of early 2000s
>>28605875
>You will never know what it felt like to not be bullied and isolated in high school
That's the only feel I know. Why would you want to experience this? It was one of the things that ultimately made me what I am today.
