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>Riding the tube
>Realise that in about two minutes I'm going to shit myself
>Get off at the next station and literally run up all the escalators
>Sprint through the station until I find some toilets
>Jump the turnstile at the entrance
>Literally make it to the toilets with seconds to spare before I loose my liquid stool everywhere
>Spend the next 20 minutes having loud diarrhoea
Who /winning/ here?
>>28614780
More /winning/ stories please.
>>28614894
>come to /r9k/ to relax
>open some disgusting story about liquid shit
>close the tab and never come back
>>28614945
>Reddit tourist comes to /r9k/
>Leaves immediately
Seems like a win to me
Surefire way to tell if a girl likes you in 3 easy steps:
>compliment another girl in her presence
>if she tells you the girl is a slut or other negative things about her, it usually means she is trying to dissuade you away from another girl because she likes you
>if she is neutral or tells you to "go for it" or something, she probably isn't that into you
You don't even really need another woman either, just a picture of another girl works, too and you can ask the girl you like what she thinks of her
Even the most broest of women who will freely tell you if they find other girls attractive or not in a relationship will try to dissuade you from other girls if they like you and want to date you
>>28614636
girls can get jealous without actually feeling attracted to you. if you are her orbiter and show interest to other girls she may get jealous because she will lose your attention
>>28614719
Sometimes making a girl jealous can also make her like you more, or make her realize she likes you if she didn't realize it before
Either way this won't work if she has a boyfriend though, don't even bother with women who are already taken
I just asked my female, Chinese housemate (who I'm banging), and she said this is true.
What is going on?
>a thread about trannies
>a thread about chastity belt
>a thread about cocks
>a thread about some roastie cunt
What the fuck is this faggotry?
>>28614506
There does seem to be a spike in the sheer amount of gay shit being posted on this board, lately. That and cuckold/racemixing bait. Never thought I would say this, but I prefer the catalog being half-full of wagecuck threads instead.
>>28614607
What is going on? Who is doing this shit? I am all for free speech but this faggotry can be done on LGBT and to a lesser extent here but they are even on /pol/
>>28614692
Don't worry about it, goy.
Is there any hope out there for ugly, short, awkward guys who make 60k a year?
>>28614505
>60k a year
fuck off rich bastard
>>28614505
can you give me $1000 for a new pc please
>>28614505
give me money or i'll report u
Who else eats like a lot of these? Like I eat like a barrel every week or more.
>>28614084
why don't people just eat regular cheetos?
>>28614084
I don't live in a first world country.I'm poor.I've been educated to not eat processed foods.They are the enemy.
>>28614084
How do you buy that without looking like a fucking goof? It's a giant tub of cheese balls for fucks sake.
Why are black so alpha?
Raised from an early age to think social and physical intimidation/aggression are important and acceptable.
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They are the biggest and maddest baboons in da jungle
>>28613943
Is this against the rules?? If not moar
Whatever you do don't kill your parents.
>I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it
>How fucking dare you talk back to me
>I PAY THE BILLS HERE YOU WILL RESPECT ME
>HAVE FUN BEING HOMELESS FAGGOT
>Is this all you do all day?
>what's wrong with you?
>you were cuter when you were a kid anon
ATTENTION ALL ROBOTS!
ATTENTION ALL ROBOTS!
CLEAN YOUR ROOMS RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT'S TIME TO CLEAN YOUR ROOMS.
>tfw I just did this
>tfw I feel so much better in general
>>28613830
>tfw my room is as big as a prison cell.
>tfw there's not enough room for it to get messy
do I win?
Tbh I cleaned my room today as well on a whim, you do feel better in a cleaner enviroment. Looks bigger as well.
Do your best anons!
>>28613902
there is plenty of room for a prison cell to get messy
Is the robot who shared his comfy threads about him and an escort going to share some more today?
i second this question; been refreshing the catalogue for hours
I've been waiting to.
In euroland it's around 12 am right now, so i guess he won't post today.
>>28614168
who is actually expecting him to fuck it up? I mean I can't cheer for the guy while I'm a khhv.
Pepe seems like he'd be more fun to hang out with, but he's also a wild card. Like maybe he'd get you arrested or take a shit on the floor or something. I guess I'd go with Wojak but it would probably be depressing listening to him talk about his feels.
hijak would be fun to hang around. Being a pawn doesn't sound so bad
>>28613361
Oh look, ANOTHER retarded frog poster.
Go back to /r/4chan you fucking memespewing faggot
>>28613408
>Oh look, ANOTHER retarded frog poster.
nigga
It would actually be ethical to end this entire species right now
>>28613172
We cancer now
KEK
origgitoni
no
Copyright Original Comment Limited
>GCSE
wew lad
leave now and never come back. for your own good I mean.
Long ago, in my high school days, I was pushed against the wall by a female and given a hand job. I'm 5"7, weighed 167, I had a lot of muscle. But I just couldn't move while she did it to me. I was frozen. I was stuck between thinking it was cool to have a hand job, but I also didn't want that to be how I have my first sexual encounter. Was that rape, or should I call it a great sexual experience?
If you didn't consent, then yes, it was basically rape.
Not resisting is not necessarily consenting.
>>28613124
was she hot?
>this comment is most definitely original
>>28613124
yes
unwanted, unconsented sexual contact is rape anon, it's common senseunless you're a SJW
Going out to eat with my mother & I just wanted to let everyone know
>>28613003
Upper middle class fag
>>28613003
what car does your mum drive m8?
>>28613023
looks middle/lower middle
do you realy want a girlfriend, anon?
I mean, beside having something pretty to cuddle with, do you want something that stole your time, money, habits, friends and free time?
>have 2 friends
>they get gf
>never talk or meet up anymore
>"sorry anon gf this, gf that"
fucking WHORES took everything from me
>>28612924
geting a gf is fucking pointless. they provide no companionship because all they want t do is go out clubbing ad get drunk and high and get fucked by chad.
there are good women out there but they belong to nice guys and are all introverted loners with some level of insecurity
>>28612924
I just want someone to share a romantic relationship and someone to marry. that's all
if you marry a used up slut
just remember
>she licked his body
>she called him daddy
>she throbgbed on his cock
>she rimmed his ass
>she ate icecream off his sweaty fucking balls
kiss her in the mouth and tell her that you love her cuck. Make your mother proud and marry her you pathetic scum
>marry
>gf
>r9k
You are lost, tumblr.
>>28612899
Daily reminder to sage and hide bait threads.
Thank you for your time.
Jokes on her, every time she sucks my dick she gets to remember it's been in other women.
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