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Anyone here ever had Focalin before?
I've been on 20mg focalin xr for years.
What do you want to know?
t. ADHD-PI
Yeah, it sucks.
Adderall and vyvanse are miles better.
>>25759565
how can I get it to work best as a study drug? Had some today but then I had food (probably not a good idea) and slowly started crashing. Still got more though, and the guy who sold it to me is pretty chill so I'll probably hit him up again.
Hi, im a fembot and I need a daddy to take care of me. Nya I'm a virgin and you will be my first kissy. I'm all alone without a daddy and I'm scared.
>>25759537
>>>/soc/
>>>/tumblr/
I will skin you alive. :^)
>>25759537
How much do you weigh>>25759537
>>25759537
Original comment da
What the fuck is wrong with NEETs?
2comfy4u
>>25759350
Kek, with all that money, why didn't he get a plumber?
>>25759350
That is not real.
Hello Robots.
Recently, I binge watched the entire season of Watamote. Searching for more, I began Kimi-ni-Todoke. I am now fully hooked on highschool romance animes. Is this dangerous? Can anime make me gay?
>>25759346
watch daily life of highschool boys and un-homosexualize yourself.
It wont make you gay but it may fuck up your view of the world.
I still haven't recovered from anime.
>>25759346
if you exclusively watch slice of life's then yes you'll become gay
To all the normal people on here, what does a blowjob feel like?
>>25759340
Like a wet hand.
felt like nothing when i had one, had to grab her head and use it like a fleshlight and i think the way I was using her is what got me off
>>25759340
Not much really. Feels a bit warm and nice, maybe a little tingly at times. No way you'll really cum from a blowjob though.
Handjobs are even worse unless its from a giant whore. Women have no clue what having a dick feels like.
you're walking down the street.
>man approaches
>he stops you
>asks you a question
"I will give you one million dollars if you suck 1000 dicks, no matter how long it takes. you have to swallow, every time."
>that's 2 dicks a day for 500 days
>that's 5 dicks a day for 200 days
do you take up the offer?
I think the only people who would even consider are homosexuals and women. Porn stars do that shit already so it'd be a free million for them.
>>25759222
OP here.
Not a homosexual or a woman.
One million dollars, and all I have to do is gag on some dicks for a while? sign me up.
Nah, too much effort. If I was getting $1,000 a dick I'd consider it.
Would you date a woman who dresses like this everyday?
Depends on if she wants me to go outside with her or not.
I don't want to be seen with her, she's embarrassing. I would fuck her senseless though, inside my own home.
>>25759141
only if at the end of each day i get to tear those things off her and make her cry and the tears smear her make up down her face and neck
>>25759169
correct answer desu senpai
> average looks
> average intelligence
> neutral opinions
> private
Why do people not like me?
I can understand being invisible, but I'm not invisible; most people just want me out of their face, and don't like talking to me longer than they should.
Friends and accquaintances lose touch and don't even try reaching out, they even do better when I'm not around.
Normies don't like me, spergs don't like me.
Why am I so offensive to others?
probably your just paranoid and actually invisible to them
You're probably uglier than you think.
Most likely you're also a bit of a sperglord.
>>25759239
I don't think so, I caught my co-worker shit talking me and also found out that they want to fire me. People take notice of me, but I don't usually get positive attention and people want to interact with me quickly. I think it's my stutter but I don't know.
How long should I stay married to my practice wife?
I'm worried I'm getting too old to pick up a real one
>practice wife
I hope you have a prenup.
>>25759179
Don't worry, thats one thing I definitely wanted to practice
How long should I put up with this practice life?
heres some OC for everyone. once a robot always a robot i guess
>chad friend asks to hang
>sure
>we go over this girls house and we smoke weed
>next day chad asks me if i would fuck said girl
>"probably"
>"lit"
>get a text from the girl
ok at this point i know she has taking a liking to me but its unsettling as fuck. im always asking myself what in me does she like
>be a few nights ago
>"want to come over and smoke?"
>sure
>"btw my friends are coming"
>oh ok
>we smoke weed with a girl, a fashion gay guy and a guy that is a guitarist
>all look no older than 24
>her girl friend was a bitch and a weed hound
>she smokes most of the weed and actually got upset when we were out
>her friends leave except for fashion guy
>she goes in the covers in her bed
>i awkwardly and slowly go in as well
>mother fucker wont leave
>i play with her tits n shit i find it really awkward
>he finally leaves
>i feel bad
>weed has worn out
>we make out
>i take out her pants
>ok boner anytime now
>i take out my pants awkwardly
>i play with her tits
>finger her
>still no boner
>at this point i know im fucked
>she lays on her waist
>i sorta dry hump her butt
>get boner
>have sex for one min
>feels alright
>dick goes limp again
>she says she doesnt care
>bitch i care
>try dry humping again but no avail
>i use her vag fluid as lube to jack off (i didnt find this wierd until i thought about it the next day)
>no succsess
>try working up boner for at least 40 min thinking about sasha grey, dillan harper, jenny hendrix, riely reid, proxy paige, hitomi tanaka,some more jav and others)
>dick says nah
>she says its okay and asks to cuddle
>we cuddle
>she falls 'asleep'
>i leave
>when i leave a shelf falls on the floor for no fucking reason and she will probably think it was me
>i also forgot my condom that i left in her room (i took it off out of desperation before i actually went in)
>cry the whole train ride home
>watch hodgetwins performance anxiety videos
>cry harder
idk i apologized to her through text the next day
and she still says it doesnt bother her.
i don't know whether or not if i should talk to her again
im 20 and shes 19 if that matters
>tfw chad texts me asking if i fucked her
>tfw chad is a robots best friend and looks out for me
>tfw didnt tell him yet
>>25758988
you're actually a prime candidate for nofap, anon
i know you probably think it's a meme, but in your case porn is turning you into a cuck
also chin up, you're now a normie
Tell her you are a virgin and she will help you I promise. If she doesn't than she is a fucking cunt. Most girls I know love breaking in virgins.
>meet girl on a burmese pubic braiding imageboard
>fall for girl
>think girl falls for me
>find out on r9k she's a camwhore who just collects beta orbiters
so are women from this site just incapable of forming real relationships?
i know i know, i got what i deserved
>>25758891
> so are women just incapable of forming real relationships?
Yes
>>25758891
Let's go through a play-by-play and see just where mistakes were made.
>meet girl on a burmese pubic braiding imageboard
No problem there. We meet lots of different people here.
>fall for girl
Woah there, now I think that is the first mistake. Y'see, falling for a girl over the internet is, of course, bad.. but falling for a girl you met on 4chan? A recipe for disaster. Let's see what else we got here.
>think girl falls for me
Good chance if this actually happened you wouldn't have to think it, it'd be obvious. We're a bit foggy on what exactly would be shown, but most likely extreme obsessive behaviour and clingyness on her part toward you. Essentially look for evidence that she either views or treats you like you were a chad.
>find out on r9k she's a camwhore who just collects beta orbiters
Looks like the titmouse finally sees the elephant. This is ALWAYS a danger with 4chan girls. The old motto of "tits or GTFO" aint for show, kid, a good time ago most girls who posted here did, indeed, post tits.
All in all this seems like a lot of poor decisions on the part of our OP, proving once again that OP is a faggot.
dude be happy it's a woman
i fell for a catfish
I cut out coffee and any caffeine and now my acne has pretty much cleared up.
What the fuck, guys????
>>25758787
It was the sugar and all the other shit in the drinks not the caffeine itself dummy.
Actually?? How long were you off of it before it started to clear up?
>>25758821
I drank my coffee black. Didn't drink monster or anything. Guess I should have just said coffee. I don't eat refined sugar which is why I was struggling for so long. Only sugar source I eat is from fruits.
Describe my relationship with my brother based on these convos
And yes im the older brother
J1
The best relationship ever.
Would you date a girl who wanted to eat your shit?
Probably not. It would disgust me too much. She can have my semen and saliva or find a degenerate.
Is that an offer?
>would you date a girl
yes
I'm not saying that all women are horrible people, in fact there are a lot of wonderful women in the world, they're just not well represented by the majority
I can't find the subscribe button
>can't tell if women are inherently horrible people, or just falling victim to what modern society wants them to be
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmyf6Jx6vc
>>25760108
>or just falling victim to what modern society wants them to be
Pretty sure it's this one. You can thank progressivism and the social justice movement for this.
