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Why do gaypeople avatarfag with anime girls?
>>25754334
This is actually an interesting question that I've never really thought about. If you don't get any answers here, trying asking on >>>/qa/
I want to know the answer to this too.
>>25754422
I don't get it. If they wanted to attract other people, why not avatarfag as anime dudes?
Bumping for interest. I have a theory that it has something to do with femininity, but I can't be certain. Either that or straight anons cutepost as much as gay anons and we're just experiencing a bias.
gif unrelated
Could you compete with any of the guys in this pic?
No. And people that look like Trevor piss me off.
>>25754346
Trevor is the type of guy to fuck your mom after telling her that he's bullying you.
none of these meme faggots are impressive.
they all have different meme looks that girls love, which any robot could easily emulate.
>tfw like a girl taller than me
>>25754303
>I like really short girls
>>25754303
How short are you and how tall is she?
>>25754303
>a tall girl will never sit in your face
Hi robots,
m m my name is Rey, and I am a jedi in training. I really have to fart badly, and was w w wondering, would you smell my fart as it comes out of my pink little butthole? Thank you gentle robot!
please robots, i cant hold it in much longer. i dont want to fart in front of that porch monkey, Finn, I will only fart for you!
shut the fuck up smerd
sure thing
*opens wide*
if you want me to lick all that dirt from in between your toes just let me know
Comfy things you want but you can't afford
you have been muted 20 seconds because your coment wasnt original
a gf
wtf is that? where to cop? how much?
and you think you lose too many coins down a normal armchair
>Riding my motorcycle
>ZX6R
>Straight-pipped
>Loud as fuck
>See a girl driving a car, with her friends.
>3 girls in the back and 1 guy in the front passenger seat
>Red-light
>Speed up and then pull in the clutch and coast it to her side of the door
>As i go past i punch her driver side mirror off
>OHH Sorry about that.
>Take off at a red light and pop a wheelie.
>before i knew it i was going down the road at over 124mph
>>25753974
you're some kind of chad m8
>>25753974
that's not /mischief/ that's just being a cunt, fuck off to /b/ you edgy prick
>>25754071
Lmao you're probably the one who's mirror he punched
Toasty roastie
Why don't you trap anon?
>you have to know people to sell drugs to
Because Jamal and his nig friends will be yo niggas but then rob you or snitch just cause you a cracka and different
>>25753913
True
>>25753918
Jesus you're the whitest sounding fuck I've ever read. I hope you try not to speak irl.
>tfw no cute boyfriend to smoke weed and cuddle with
>tfw no Cocoa to suck
Awawawawawawahh
>tfw no non degenerate qt to smoke weed and cuddle with
Most people I now who smoke weed are also filthy fucking libcucks but i still blaze it
Just bought 3 grams of weed, now what? I'm new to this sort of thing.
>>25753705
Get fucking zooted
grind it up, put it into a pipe/bong, pack it a bit and light it up. Easy PZ!
smoke it in a comfy and private place
get on your computer
put on music
play vidya
grab a cold drink
play vidya
play vidya
another cold drink
hey /r9k/... that time has come, you know it..
http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/index.php
make your tombstone
Random text here123
there we go walla
>tfw walking slowly around /r9k/ cemetery with hands in your pockets
20 years old. I rarely go out, spend 100% of time on computer. Learning how to code and maybe make some use of it. Watch anime every now and than, watch youtube videos A LOT. I have a random sleep schedule, sleep whenever, usually don't know what day it is. Everyone looks down on me or has nothing but negative things to say about me. Sleep and repeat. Tell me your life /r9k/....
>>25753585
>12-2 - wake up, read the news on my phone then get laptop and fap
>2-6 - get up, get breakfast then play Football Manager and browse the web
>6 - Have dinner
>6-12 - Play more Football Manager and browsing, another fap at about 11pm
>12-4 - Watch a film or some TV on laptop in bed, another fap at about 3am
>4+ - start listening to a podcast while drifting off to sleep
Pretty much the same every day
Get up mostly at 12 eat, read news, go to 4chin, youtube, news, 4chin, youtube, vidya, repeat
>>25753585
>wake up around 1-2 PM
>play mobile games while eating breakfast
>walk dog for 20 minutes
>tell my mom that yes, I am looking for a job which is SUCH a lie
>continue mobile games and shitposting on 4chins
>lunch at 6-7PM
>walk dog after supper every other day
>think about beraking my routine and practicing the piano or producing music or working out
>keep shitposting and playing mobile games
>get off the computer around 12pm-1am
>play video games on PS3 for an hour or two
>eat supper around 1-2am
>watch animes for another hour
>regret wasting another day
>finish playing mobile games in bed
>watch maybe an hour of random youtube in bed
b....burpfart n..neetcucks
*farts*
"Sorry about this anon. Do you mind getting me some papertowels?"
When you eat a girl out. Remember that theres been poop in on her vagina at some point. Enjoy.
>>25753639
oh i will
i will
she looks so perfect, except all the shit..
Is being good at chess a good way to attract women?
Nice trips but no, it doesn't matter what your hobbies are.
>women
Rancid swine
>>25753590
It does if they're artistic 2bh.
>So I'm talking to this and he's in my ear, going on about 'hey, you're so beautiful" and "I really like you" and "Why are you laughing. I'm serious."
>Because I don't believe you. You need more people.
>I try not to think all men are dogs but deep down inside, I do think all men are dogs. Right now I'm trying to decide if I work on changing that perception of if I should just accept it as truth?
>This is the raw, uncut truth. And this is how I feel.
>To clarify, when I say all men are dogs, I mean I don't trust anything they say or do. As far as I am concerned, men lie. They also cheat and steal too. Some of them are cowards and some of them are sick abusers, who get off on emotional manipulation and exploitation of women. The statistics in regards to sexual assault as well as spousal abuse and murder back that claim up. And if you are not careful, a man can drive you crazy.
Why are men so horrible to women :(?
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the replies to this thread!
>>25753522
Want some popcorn?
>>25753461
How many times must we tread over the two strands of the Invisibility of the Beta Male and the Female Tendency to Analogical Reasoning in the Behaviour of Men (vis a vis, associated the violent behaviour of alphas with all men)?
Who here so far gone they don't even fucking know
Just fuck lol
Yeah I don't even know what the fuck anymore.
I feel like if normals knew what we know did they would just collapse from shock
It's a lot better once you make it to the other side (i.e. finally give up dealing with your emotions and just stop having them).
I'm not happy, but I'm not sad anymore either.
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