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Femanons, is it true you would all date Chad if given the opportunity?
Not if he demands sex, I want to keep my virginity
I probably wouldn't either way because I wouldn't feel like I deserved him
autist in the night
Yes, they would, and so would you if you were given the opportunity to date a 9/10 girl.
The only exception I can think of, is when she's been in a longterm relationship for years -- she probably wouldn't end a longterm relationship for a short fling with Chad.
Thanks for taking me out for ice cream Anon, you're such a good friend.
But that's frozen yogurt.
eat it all you filthy whore
>>25746651
I JUST WANT TO EAT YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER YOU TOOK A SHIT WITHOUT WIPING GODDAMMIT PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEE
If you fantasize about fucking or getting your dick sucked by a hot girl, you are a NORMIE and you need to GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD.
Real robots wouldn't get fucked by Stacies even in their wildest fantasies and if you can imagine a girl being interested in you, you no longer belong here.
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>25746605
Wow... Really?
You really can't even picture Stacy sucking your noodle?
I have had sex before and regularly browse /r9k/
>>25746605
When did the requirements to be allowed on this thread become "literally fucking impossible unless you failed in every single aspect of human life except from not dying during birth"?
why bother with online dating when all the 'girls' are pic related
>>25746596
She looks fucking 8
All these weirdos always flock to OKC for some reason. Never see them on any of the other dating sites. Kind of like us weirdos who flock to r9k
>>25746596
deep down, she just wants a little lovin.
Two bongs down, hopefully more to come.
I personally hope John Oliver bites it next, how about you?
>>25746559
piccata related
pic very related desu family
This fucker is so smug.
His voice, his face, the things he says.
I don't like him.
>people from my highschool class are all in pre-med, pre-law, on the way to achieving their dreams
>I'm a college dropout
I'm going back to school this semester but I still feel so behind in life.
>>25746512
What happened?
And this comment is original, fuck you bot.
At least your going back to school.
I bet you're 24 or something, too. You have time.
Meanwhile I'm 30 in 3 years.
>>25746512
Life doesn't have to be a competition. It can easily about you doing your own thing and striving for your own happiness.
Some of the people I knew from school and doing better and are in better degrees than me. Some people I knew from school dropped out at 9th grade and are now working on shit jobs. Hell one of them spend years in the juvenile prison and is an unemployed manlet now.
Go at your own pace. Final destination is death for all of us anyway
How big is too big? Discuss.
>>25746511
Pic related is perfect any bigger it starts to be too much
>>25746647
As a tits man i have to disagree. big black tiddies are GOAT
>>25746647
why are you in every black girl thread its like youre a bot
since I don't know where to share my story this crap is going here
> was a strange kid, not very much friends, but i liked science
> not very popular kid, since all other kids were interested in sports
> I was not the full nerd guy (pros of being a eastern european I guess)
> since I liked science so much, I went to a special engineering school
> since I was one of the best students in this school I thought "should be easy"
> my grades droped instantly
> girls suddenly became more important(puberty), but also drinking, gaming and lifting(?)
> became "that russian guy" and was actually quite popular
> managed somehow to finish this school and also managed to get in good shape (for a average person)
> I totally lost my intersest in science up to now
> most of the time I am either doing sports, watching movies, taliking to people or play games
> now, 20, in a university studying mechanical engineering and also feel like the stupidest person on campus
> looks like I fail most of my finals
probably nobody gives a fuck, but if somebody does here is a question: how do I get smart again? I would instantly trade my "social" life for it.
Pic unrelated
>>25746507
You went to college for mechanical engineering?
>>25746646
What's so wrong about it? Here in Europe it is one of the best fields to study, if you want a very very well paid job
>>25746646
>>25746684
I don't understand him either
Are we robots because we don't have girlfriends?
Or do we not have girlfriends because we're robots?
What came first? The chicken or the faggot?
>>25746406
We are Robots because we failed severely at life.
The nogf part is just one of the many reason.
>>25746406
you're robots because you don't have Jesus.
He's the only one that wants the broken ones
the ones no one wants.
he loves your soul.
What is oneitis
For real
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=oneitis
>>25746262
So basically infatuation
>>25746243
thinking some random slut you just met in your small small circle of human exposure is somehow "the one" and getting obsessed over her
How to get over the fact that you were never 'chosen' and move on to a productive and fulfilling life?
>>25746240
Dedicate your life to supporting the ubermensch.
>>25746270
>dedicate life to prepping the bull
fuck off
Very badly.
I cry knowing I'm basically a leech.
How is there no God?
Who made this weird ass game called life?
>>25746226
Chemistry and shit
Hasbro
>>25746226
yo momma
Can I health now /r9k/?
Organic chicken
Organic black choy
Organic carrots
Organic mushrooms
Inb4 organic shill
Pic related
>2016
>still falling for the organic meme
Op do you enjoy eating that?
>>25746217
Glad you enjoy your organic pesticides brother. Keep fighting that fight.
Anyone else /tsundere/ ?
> Treat the boys in my class like shit
> When I need something from them I become super nice and cute to them
> They literally do everything I say
> Never did work in group projects or my essays in years
> One fat orbiter was thrown out of school, because he covered for something I and my boyfriend did
They are so easy to manipulate. I bet a slight touch on the shoulder would be enough for every "robot" to sell his mother to me.
>>25746195
That's not my shoulder
That's not what tsundere means
That's not the shitpost (You)'re looking for.
Anyone else hate getting stuck walking behind slow people? One of my biggest pet peeves ever.
just go with the flow bro :)
>>25746174
Happens to me all the time on my way to work. Old people most of the time. And since those stupid cunts have no self-awareness, they manage to walk right in the center of the street.
I could fucking demolish people over trivial, annoying bullcrap like that.
>>25746222
>they manage to walk right in the center of the street.
This triggers me so much
