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guess how many girls ive had sexual intercourse with
You look kinda like me so I'm gonna say 2
I guess 4
>>25746060
None
originalcomment4realz
STOP KILLING BRITISH LEGENDS
"no"
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25745851
giving a shit about dead people you barely knew. Go back to reddit maybe you can hoard some of the karma there faggot.
>>25745851
Maybe Britshits should stop being such pathetic pussies.
This is a thread for people who don't work out at all and don't know what a calorie is. I'm here for you. If you're a beginner, I'm here for you too. (Even if you're advanced, I'll try to help.)
Keep in mind:
>the email I gave before doesn't allow me to respond! I'm not ignoring you.
>I'm aware that one of you posted my DB program on /fit/ and they shat on it (I'm currently looking into this, but don't worry, doing that DB program is 1000 times better than not doing jack) which is interesting because I got that program from /fit/, after they disliked another program.
>the guide in pic related is enough to get you started on your way
If you're 100% against getting fit, then you're the person I am most here for. Talk to me.
How to lose weight.
Running.
>not advised if you have knee pains
>not advised if you are too fat
>in case of knee pains or "bad knees", talk to me, it may have a simple solution
thanks, anon
any good home excercises for the back?
even though I am skinny and got muscles, my stomach is always like I am pregnant if I don't suck it in. When I do, my abs show. What do?
Roommates keep eating my shit. I'm too much of a beta pushover to say anything to them about it. What do I do?
I had some food that I left in the freezer over break. I come back from break, and my roommate ate it all. Then yesterday, a roommate ate my can of beans.
How can they forget what food is theirs? Why are they doing this to me? Am I being shit-tested?
Those are just 2 of the incidents that have happened. They've stolen other food items from me.
poison it
>>25745815
before you deal with that problem you need to stop liking vanessa bayer immediately.
>>25745974
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut she's my dream girl
Do you make your father proud to have you as a son arcanines?
Just shut your god damn mouth and find some use in your life by giving us sauce.
do you insert as the father, son, or neither?
>>25745671
>Just shut your god damn mouth and find some use in your life by giving us sauce.
wow rude
tousan to boku to
http://exhentai.org/g/891738/00a3f34f92/
>>25745694the son
Who else?
>I won't date a women who's been with a black man
>I automatically lose attraction for women who are attracted to black men
>I cant' see my self marrying a woman who's dated a black man at some point of her life
You guys do realize that this may all stem from your low self-esteems and lack of self worth. Bottom line, you may be overly concerned about your penis size. You have heard that black men have large penises (total stereotype) and so once you find out that a woman has been with a black man you automatically feel like you can't possibly please her sexually so in order to protect yourself from any possible inadequacy or rejection in that area you reject them as a potential sex partner.
tl;dr: You are subconsciously feeling inferior in some way, to black men. So much so that you believe you can't satisfy a white woman once she's been with a black man.
>>25745605
Id only still date her if shes black/mixed herself
Nogs are filthy af that's why I won't date a coalburner
>>25745605
Nah I just don't want aids. Plus, I hate niggers.
Holy shit, this movie was made for women to not understand.
>>25745565
i'm a woman and i understood it just fine
>>25745574
no you didn'tthisisoriginalyoucuck
>>25745565
>94% on rotten tomatoes
I think more than 6% of movie critics are female
Emma Watson is a witchy cunt edition
She's a feminist first and a human being second
>>25745554
>actors
>having insightful opinions
pick one
>>25745583
>women
>having insightful opinions
FTFY
>>25745617
well the guy she has a picture of is an actor too, and he's saying stupid shit
Henry Cavill has such a defined jawline guys. That's what makes him so masculine and sexy!!!! WOWWWWW
Defined jawline = gay
Broad jawline = masculine
Prominent chin (also, buttchin is considered sexy and masculine) = masculine
Try to refute this faggots.
ps: i don't hate henry cavill. he looks very masculine and handsome.
Almost all models have uber defined jawlines but not necessarily masculine looking ones. Male homosexuality (nothing against gays) is very common in the world of models.
>>25745347
The fuck?
That guy has a childlike skull, he just has good forward projection (see: brow ridge and chin).
>>25745347
isnt this all bodyfat and posture? so long as you dont have a retarded no jaw i mean
whenever i get low bf my jaw becomes huge, its just the fat covers it up
>>25745347
kek
you got triggered by a post in a separate thread and had to go and make your own thread just to attempt to get some (You)'s in hopes they agree with you
you are truly a sad sad robot, anon
grow the fuck up
I was eating my dinner in my apartment the other day. Just minding my own business. My normalshit roommate comes up to me for no reason and start blabbing about some internship he's doing in China over the summer. Then he has the fucking audacity to say "The hardest part is going to be away for so long, the entire summer, without seeing any of my friends. I can't go a day without seeing friends."
This fucking normalshit asswipe can't go a fucking day without friends. I wasn't going to reveal my true power level, but I was thinking, yeah try going 5 years without having friends.
>>25745219
Sounds like your roommate is your friend, friendo.
>>25745219
>>25745229
he's going to miss you desu
>>25745229
This. They should become lovers too.
God will always love you
God wakes in your shoes everyday
He is of your nature and ours alike
Do not blame him for error
for he is of our world too
>>25745169
>tfw someday i will kill myself
>tfw i will be with jesus, the son of god in the heaven having fun in the pool
Feels good
>for he is of our world too
queue the 200 times the bible mentions or references that he "works in mysterious ways" beyond our mortal shitty comprehension and how he is always in dimensions we could never even hope to begin to comprehend
So dont bullshit me with the whole "god makes mistakes because he is human-like" unless you can back that up with a good explanation
I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
Rip to the most famous cuck in pop culture, the one who started it all. Ended up giving his life for his oneitis's son.
>>25745160
Ended up giving his life to help harry kill voldemort and save the world*
>>25745160
>doesn't know the difference between acting and real life
stay smart, friend-o
>>25745477
I thought it was based on a true story. Why is everyone mourning his death if he's just a character?
>wake up 7:30
>do extensive hygiene treatments
>make breakfast
>sit at home until parents get back from work doing nothing
>get shouted at and hated
>nowhere to go
>nothing to do
>21 years old KHHV with no friends
>>25745112
iktf feel why did they scream at you?
>>25745112
>not sleeping until 6pm, then staying awake until 8am
the trick is to avoid seeing your parents as much as possible
>>25745125
Dad because he is a narcissistic self obsessed control freak and everything I do or say that isn't what he would've said or done is the reason for him try and submit me to his will.
Mom, she never wanted kids. She hates me out of hobbit now.
>Walking home
>See this
What do?
Wake her gently and ask her if she needs a ride home desu
Ignore her. She got herself into this situation, she can deal with it herself.
offer her some eggs
HELLO EVERYONE! SENPAITACHI AND NON SENPAITACHI
hallo senpai
>>25745076
Anon, would you like to explain what this picture of a prepubescent little girl..is doing on your computer?
I am starting a new season this year, and this information would prove to be...useful to me.
>>25745076
Morning senpai
>>25745111
Hold it right there scum, she is 35 years old!
