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/mischief/ thread? /mischief/ thread.
>in class
>someone asks who farted
>say it wasn't me
>it was
>>25750980
what the fuck is that picture jesus christ
>>25750980
>Prepping food for my mom's vegan friends
>Use beef broth and milk
>>25750980
> babysitting my little 4yo cousin.
> asks if he wants to play horse.
> he joyfully agree.
> he sits on my lap and start hopping
> i sneakingly rub my penis on his back till i cum
> he has no idea
Take dad you mini chad. Who's the cuck now?
i am currently cucking all of you as we speak.
What are you going to do about it?
>>25750766
In what sense are you cucking me?
>>25750798
In a theoretical sense. The best form of cucking.
Can we make him a meme?
>tfw don't care about anyone else anymore
>tfw only care about my waifu now
I don't know how it happened, but I actually feel happy now forgetting about anyone who has left me in the past, knowing I still have my waifu who'll never leave me
>>25750692
Embrace it, that's the first step toward mad money, assuming you don't already have a decent financial situation.
>>25750692
I know how you feel. I love best monogatari girl.
>>25750692
You mean you only care about yourself and your own dick.
who /less than 100 friends on facebook/ here
I don't have facebook. Or any social media whatsoever, for that matter.
It's been over five years since my last contact with anybody who I went to high school with. Kek.
>having a normiebook
out
I made a facebook when it came out but I only had my mom and half-brother on there as friends. Never used it since.
Who /big guy/ here?
Manlets need not apply.
>dat sitting posture
dont lie you love the cock
>>25750580
big guy implies width
you cant be a big guy if my arms are the size of your legs
i thought this was going to be a trap thread based on seeing the image in catalog view
>was talking to perfect qt girl
>have a lot in common and she feels the same way about me
>she tells me she smokes weed and vapes
>dropped her faster than you say spell roastie
What are some other red flags for women?pic related
>>25750467
I don't know why but i don't like people who smoke weed or vape
>>25750505
It's because it's a disgusting habit. Not only are you wasting your money on stupid shit but you're always gonna smell like weed and look like a hobo
>>25750505
I don't know why but i don't like people who smoke
>you will never be a qt girl
>>25750458
>you'll never be a qt girl who can make a robot's life happier
>>25750712
I wasn't ready for those feels anon
>girl
>still will never be a qt girl
Ringtone Thread
What ringtones do robots use?
I just started using https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInBXkt3jvQ
and I love it.
Anyone have any good text/notification tones they use? I'm in need of a new one of those.
I've always found this type of music to be extra autist. Can't recall the genre name.. autismswing or something.
>>25750423
That's pretty good, probably going to change mine to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHyleiD7qIU [Embed].
This was my last ringtone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7T47XMMmdY
>>25750490
I just like space station 13 and this plays before every match man, no autism here.
I have to submit a senior quote for my HS yearbook. Does /r9k/ have any ideas?
"What a long, strange trip it's been"
>>25750383
"I hated everyone here."
>>25750383
It is not enough that I should succeed, others must fail
What gender do you think this individual was assigned at birth?
maIe
male!!!!!!!!!dgfgagafgsg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
probably male just based on the unusually long butt
Why haven't you just gone to Ukraine to find a gf who wants to leave her shithole? There are even organized charter trips there for whoever wants to visit.
Video related, plenty of spergs, old fucks and ugly guys who go there and meet pretty attractive young women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff5cgt6V1bY
>>25750290
what's to stop them from leaving you once you bring them back
>>25750305
Don't bring them back, just go there to pump and dump then.
If you want someone to fall in love with you, pic one of the uglier girls. She will be so happy someone picked her and probably fall in love with you.
>>25750290
I am going to Ukraine next year, but not for that reason
My family was from there originally, I want to go back to see it
Who /living for the weekend/ here?
Who hasn't done anything fun in years ?
Wagie detected. Slave to the calendar.
>tfw forced to work for 3 years in a chinese shithole living in a hotel room or else i will lose my job
>won't even be able to live at the weekend then
wooooeeeeeeoooh
I am the ultimate wagecuck
wish i was a fucking NEET baron
>>25750285
reporting in. i do enjoy things like listening to music but i don't think that counts because i do that shit every day anyways, it's nothing special anymore even thogh it still feels good.
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic.
My greatest fear about this board is that it is all a joke. It's all Chads that come in here to pretend to be virgin for the laughs. I'm the only real virgin and I contribute ignorantly in a sea of sarcasm. I am alone on this board and I will never have a qt gf. The entire world knows that I am the only virgin and have created this board solely to laugh at my plight. Sex is a lie in my universe and it is the cosmic joke.
Please unhook me from this /r9k/ matrix, it scares me.
>>25750192
i think similar thoughts but i have GAD
>>25750192
what if you're the chad here pretending to be a robot while i'm the only true robot
It is all a joke, that's the point of 4chan. There is people here who really think like the typical robot but a ton who don't. People who act foolish as a joke tend to have real foolish people join in.
That's just part of the culture though. "Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact."
Who /mental illness/ here? What are you diagnosed with? Ever been in a hospital? What meds are you on?
I have schizophrenia and I'm on 20 mg of Olanzapine. I don't know if it's the meds or my condition, but I find it really difficult to feel anything at all. The only thing that pierces through my cloud of mental silence is fear from the paranoia and hallucinations. Been in the hospital three times.
>>25750167
depression, taking bupropion and escitalopram.
>>25750191
Are you me? 75 mg of xl burporin and 30 mg of lexapro. GAD and depression
>>25750513
150mg bupropion
20mg escitalopram for me.
Well? What should I say?
Swipe left
/thread.
>>25750166
i already matched with her though
>>25750113
>Roasties
Really, anon?
